April 21, 2014 1 Comment
I decided tonight to watch my Columbus Blue Jackets in an important game three against the Pittsburgh Penguins. Blue Jackets lost, but it was a fun game to watch, with Nationwide Arena electrifying.
But, it’s time for Raw, and tonight we are in Baltimore, Maryland. Let’s do this thing.
We begin the show with footage of The Shield being beat down by 11 men, and enter Evolution.
The new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan makes his way to the ring. He is met by his new bride, Brie Bella.
And they begin the show with a big yes chant. 15,000 yes chants going strong.
But before the champion can say anything, here comes Stephanie McMahon….dressed in red, I might add.
Michael Cole, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and JBL welcome us to the show.
Stephanie came out to congratulate the champ, and the new bride.
And because WWE is a family, they wanted to get them a present. At Extreme Rules, he will defend his WWE World Title against the Devil’s favorite demon, Kane.
She makes it clear to Daniel to get his pretty wife out of harm’s way.
Here comes Kane.
Daniel gets Brie out of the ring, as there is no Kane in sight. He is behind Daniel out at ringside, with the mask.
Stephanie orders him to not attack him, but Kane isn’t hearing anything, hitting a Tombstone Piledriver out of the ring.
Now Kane hits a Tombstone Piledriver on the steel steps.
EMTs are out to the ring, but Kane comes right back and flips off the announce table.
Kane hits a Tombstone Piledriver through the table, but it doesn’t break.
Stephanie calls him a bastard, and he walks off.
Weird start to the show.
We come back to seeing the EMTs tending to Daniel Bryan, with Brie Bella standing by. Stephanie is still here too.
Moments ago, we see Kane first attacking Daniel.
Now Stephanie is sarcastically saying let’s have a warm applause for the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan.
We see Kane attacking Daniel again with three Tombstone Piledrivers.
WWE will keep us updated on Daniel Bryan’s condition.
We will have Semi-Final matches to determine the Number One Contender to the Intercontinental Title. Sheamus Vs Bad News Barrett, and RVD Vs Cesaro.
Sheamus Vs Barrett is now.
Oh boy, we have some mic work for Bad News Barrett.
He has some bad news for us.
Sheamus’ lucky charms won’t work tonight. This isn’t St. Patrick’s Day, this is the day Sheamus is defeated by Bad News Barrett.
Barrett picks up an upset, with a Bull Hammer. He might face Big E. after all.
Barrett faces the winner of either Cesaro or RVD, next week.
Tonight, Evolution made its return last week. They are here, live on Raw.
You have to be a BOleiver, he is coming to WWE.
Hugh Jackman is coming back next week in St. Louis. Raw is showing us the last time Hugh was at Raw, in Cleveland. We saw Zack Ryder defeat Dolph Ziggler.
Ziggler is ready to bury the hatchet with Hugh. Damien Sandow got into a Twitter war, with Ziggler.
We can vote on WWE App tonight to pick who John Cena has to face tonight. Either against Harper, Harper and Rowan, or against the entire Wyatt Family.
The Wyatt’s interrupt the fun.
The first time Bray was struck with the truth, he became bitter, but yet he loved it. They promise it to you, just when they yank it away. And now because of it, we have become a world filled with mindless sheep. Tonight would be a wonderful night for change. Bray was thinking tonight, they have left the power in our hands. Tonight, free will does exist. Tonight, we make a choice. So what fate will we choose for our knight and shining armour? Will we face the least amount of pain, or will the truth hit us? And the truth is they stand against Cena. At Extreme Rules, 2 monsters enter the steel cage. And it doesn’t matter if the monster has the longest tooth, but it doesn’t matter. The truth is they don’t love you anymore, John. Can you feel it, John? Each time they face each other, Bray takes more of us. Like you, my brother, or you, my brother, or my sister. They sing with Bray now.
….He’s got the whole world in his hands….he’s got the whole wide world in his hands….
Follow the buzzards.
Now, we go from The Wyatt Family to Los Matadores and El Torito, against 3MB and Hornswoggle.
For those of you keeping score at home, and you know who you are. It’s Horny tagging up with Drew and Mahal.
Oh crap, McIntyre is pinned by Torito. He is about to be fired.
Last week, Evolution took out The Shield, and we see a limo popping out. It’s Evolution.
They are up next.
Evolution is a mystery….2 weeks away from The Shield against Evolution, at Extreme Rules.
Evolution, and their awesome music is up now.
HHH has his trademark smirk, his baby is here in the ring.
HHH might have a cold, he can barely talk. But you tell the whole world you are the baddest guys on the planet, week in and week out. Then one day, your daddy comes out and spank you in front of everyone. That is humiliating, and yet, it’s just the beginning.
Orton says all it takes is one mistake, and that is what The Shield did and now, the most dominant group in the business is re-formed.
Evolution video is now playing.
31 World Titles between the three of them. Dave says The Shield has no idea what they are dealing with. Deal with that.
Here comes The Shield, through the crowd.
The Shield enter the ring, Evolution exits the ring.
Ambrose makes it clear, last week wasn’t the first week they have been beaten up, and it won’t be the last. Dean has a question for Mr. Cerebral Assassin, do they look humbled to him? There is a reason why they hired him to protect the little cream puff Randy Orton. They are the most vicious dogs, and they are hungry.
Rollins said they all have a reason for being angry, because 15 men beat them up. Dave said they don’t know what they are dealing with, they started this. They know what they are dealing with. In 2 weeks, at Extreme Rules they get face to face with the hounds of justice. And when push comes to shove, they will be looking for Evolution? No way. Randy Orton is going to be looking out for himself. Batista has Hollywood obligations, so he will be looking out for himself. And Mr. Cerebral Assassin? He will do what he does best, look out for what’s best for business.
They are looking at the most dominant force in the business. And at Extreme Rules, they will be hammering it all out.
Reigns makes this clear, last week they gave The Shield an ultimatum. The three of them are going up the ramp, and kick their asses. So they can either fight like men, or show their true colors as cream puffs.
They head to the ramp, but the other 11 men from last week show up.
There is always an option 3 as HHH says. In life, you either adapt to change, or get left out.
We see what happened earlier tonight, when Kane took out Daniel Bryan.
Here is an update on Daniel Bryan. He is in the hospital, and is being checked on as we speak. More updates.
John Cena Vs The World, we can vote which Wyatt Family member he faces, or which members.
WWE Network plug now.
Rybaxel joins them at commentary for the next match. The Uso’s Vs The Rhodes Brothers.
The Uso’s win with a kick on Cody’s head, after Cody attempted a Crossroads.
There is some dissention now among The Rhodes Brothers, and here come Rybaxel, attacking The Uso’s.
Ryback hits Jimmy with a Shellshock. Rybaxel are in line with a Tag Title shot.
Our longest feud going is continuing on with Emma and Santino Vs Fandango and Layla.
Okay, actually it’s Layla Vs Emma, one on one.
Emma wins with a Ms. Cobra. Yes folks, we have two snakes as puppets.
We can vote on the WWE App. Who does John Cena face? Harper, Harper and Rowan, or The Wyatt Family.
We are in Baltimore, Maryland. Renee Young is standing by with John Cena.
Tonight, Cena’s fate lies in the WWE Universe. Bray Wyatt told the fans they have a voice, and later on, we will find out if they listened to him. He has always respected the fans, so if he has to, he will fight all three men.
The fans give us the vintage “Let’s go Cena” and “Cena sucks”
Cena has heard that song, He’s got the whole world in his hands, since Wrestlemania. We will find out if Bray does have the world in his hands. But regardless, in 2 weeks, they will be on equal ground, with a steel cage. But even if he has to face all 3 men tonight, he will not surrender and give everything he has.
Cesaro comes out with his new music.
Paul Heyman tells us that he is the new advocate of “The King of Swing” Cesaro. But personally, he is also the advocate of the man who conquered The Streak, Brock Lesnar.
We come back, and Heyman is still reminding us that his client Brock Lesnar snapped the undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.
Again, and again, and again.
Enter Rob Van Dam.
RVD Vs Cesaro, in a semi-final match to determine who is the number one contender to the Intercontinental Title.
Cesaro loses by countout when Swagger comes out and lays Cesaro out with a pole shot.
So the new “Heyman Guy” jobs to RVD? Yup, Barrett Vs Big E at Extreme Rules.
Cesaro takes out Swagger and just when he is about to give Zeb a Cesaro Swing, Swagger saves his manager, and Cesaro flips it over to give Swagger a Cesaro swing 12 times.
Next week, it will be RVD Vs Bad News Barrett.
Earlier tonight, we see Kane attacking Daniel Bryan.
Daniel just has a bad stinger. Nothing else, but he will stay at the hospital overnight.
We can vote who Cena faces later tonight.
Renee Young is backstage with RVD. Cesaro and Heyman show up. RVD should thank Zeb and Swagger, because everyone knows Cesaro had RVD beat. Heyman asks how Rob can sleep at night, because the old RVD would not have taken a victory like this. Van Dam tells Cesaro to keep his house and money away from Heyman, because he will take him from everything he is worth someday. Heyman asks him if he’s talking about him. I guess Rob is talking about himself, because he is pointing to himself.
Paige Vs Aksana, now.
Paige wins with a Scorpion Crab Lock, making Aksana tap out.
This Friday night on Smackdown, Cesaro faces Swagger, one on one.
“The Ravishing Russian” Lana has her own entrance music now. She is here to introduce us to Alexander Rusev.
Rusev is facing Sin Cara, now.
At Extreme Rules, Rusev faces R-Truth and Xavier Woods in a Handicap match.
Accolade time, Sin Cara never had a chance.
Who will John Cena face tonight? It’s up to us, vote on the WWE App.
Cena will face all three members of The Wyatt Family. The WWE Universe has spoken, and that match is next.
Cena wins the match by DQ, when all three members attack him at the same time. I always thought a 3-on-1 Handicap match was a No DQ match?
Anyway, Sister Abigail on Cena, and he is a bit loopy. Bray sings for him, and for us….He’s got the whole world in his hands….He’s got the whole world in his hands….He’s got the whole world in his hands….He’s got the whole wide world in his hands.
Raw ends here.
Tonight’s show was very boring. I was expected so much more, so I am disappointed in the show. But my condolences to Daniel Bryan for losing his father. I didn’t read anything all day, so watching that first segment was a bit strange, but now that I know why, I understand. Daniel will take a few weeks off, and we will see him face Kane at Extreme Rules.
Everything else just seemed to fall flat, I do want to see Evolution Vs The Shield, but I would have rather seen Wargames between Evolution and Kane Vs The Shield and Daniel.
Not sure too why Cesaro loses, when he’s supposed to get a huge push after being a Paul Heyman guy. And is he a face? Is he a heel?
And that set the tone for me tonight for a very confusing show. Do you agree? Send me your thoughts here.