We are live in Detroit, Michigan, kicking off WWE Week, with the special guest host coming to the ring….Chris Jericho.
The Slammy Award winning Chris Jericho, who wasn’t there last week to collect his award, Fandango showed up, and took it.
Welcome to Raw is Jericho!! He can’t think of a better place to be than in Detroit Rock City. Tonight, Y2J is the special guest General Manager. Tonight, he will make this show about us, for every Jerichoholic, live here, and watching TV.
And the fans voted for Jericho with a Slammy last week, and he wants to thank us for that.
Big Y2J chants going on.
He couldn’t be here last week, but Fandango accepted it for him. He wasn’t going to let some dancing troll, some herdy-gerdy to accept the award for him. So he is calling out Fandumbo, Fandingo, Fandango, he demands he comes out to hand over Jericho’s Slammy.
He calls for Fandango, and we get….
Ladies and gentlemen….his name is Paul Heyman, and truth be told, confession on the table, Heyman is a Jerichoholic. Usually he speaks to the one with power, but tonight, the power lies in Raw is Jericho.
But truth be told, if you were to out someone in charge, wouldn’t it be the one with the biggest promo track record? No disrespect to Jericho, but that would go to Paul Heyman.
Paul is offended that Jericho won the most “EXTREME” moment in WWE, so if someone were to win the award that says EXTREME, wouldn’t it be the grandfather of Extreme? Wouldn’t it be the grand-poohbah of Extreme?
Jericho calls him a walrus. And while Heyman gave him his first opportunity of the business, Heyman owes him $200 from 1995 of unpaid service.
Heyman tells him to not touch him, he is not a fighter, he is an advocate. He is not here for the reigning, undefeated, and defending WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar.
He is here for himself, and he wants to later call out Seth Rollins. A man who had an opportunity to be a Paul Heyman guy, a man who had the opportunity to make a career out of himself, but failed to take out John Cena last night.
And here comes Seth Rollins.
Rollins wants to know if Heyman has something to say, but Paul is not a fighter, he’s not even a Sports Entertainer, he is going to take a step back.
Rollins tells Heyman he saw the entire match, he saw Cena being put through a table, he saw an official raise his hand. And once again, he had that victory taken away. In fact, just like at Survivor Series, he had the match won for his team, but there was one man who stopped that, and that man is the “Vigilante” Sting.
He had John Cena beat, in fact Cena can’t beat him by himself, he needed Roman Reigns. Seth calls Cena a coward, and requests for a rematch, but not tonight.
Rollins went through hell in the match last night, he wants to be ready for his rematch with Cena.
And of course, “Superman” comes out.
He tells Rollins to shut his mouth, he needs to let the grown ups talk. Don;t even speak until you get a set of testicles. Rollins put up a good fight, but the truth is he lost, regardless. A real man takes his loss, brushes himself off and is ready for another fight. Even if that fight is with a beast.
Cena says to Heyman that he will be ready to fight at Royal Rumble, and he is ready for a fight now. One thing Rollins did say was right they need a rematch, but Cena needs help. He can’t make matches, but we need someone with power to make the matches.
Hey wait a second, welcome back Chris Jericho. Chris accepts the match, and he issues more help, how about if the fans want it, we put them inside a steel cage.
Rollins Vs Cena, inside a steel cage tonight.
Seth calls Jericho the worst General Manager of all-time. He knows that Jericho is jealous of Rollins. Jericho can’t beat anyone, he can’t beat the popcorn seller, he can’t beat the usher, he can’t beat Paul Heyman.
Jericho admits the popcorn guy is a ninja, but he does think he can beat Paul Heyman.
Rollins tells Jericho Heyman isn’t even a fighter, he’s an advocate.
Jericho is in charge here tonight, so we will see John Cena Vs Seth Rollins, inside a steel cage, and we will also see Y2J Vs Paul Heyman, with the fans voting the stipulations to the match, with the fans voting on the WWE App. Heyman won’t ever…..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVAR be the same aga-aain!!
WWE week is here.
Heyman Vs Y2J will either be A. Extreme Rules Match, B. No Holds Barred, or C. A streetfight.
Tag Team action is up now, Erick Rowan and Dolph Ziggler Vs Luke Harper and The Big Show.
Big Show and Harper win when Show knocks out Rowan, and he walks away.
Chris Jericho will have a Highlight Reel with his guest being Rusev.
Fandango is in the back with Rosa Mendes, and he runs into Jericho. All Chris has to do if he wants his Slammy is take it, but Chris tells him he will beat Heyman, then come back and take his damn Slammy, junior.
Footage from last night’s TLC, with Ambrose Vs Wyatt.
Tomorrow night, on Live Super Smackdown, we will see Ambrose and Wyatt in the same roof.
The New Day is with Renee Young. Tonight, they have a rematch against Gold and Stardust.
Xavier said there is no negativy. Soon, they will feel the power of The New Day.
The Bellas Vs Natalya and Alicia Fox is up now.
Nattie and Alicia win with Natalya hitting a Sharpshooter for the win. Tyson was hitting on Nikki, it seems.
Later tonight, Jericho Vs Heyman, but next….Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel.
Tomorrow night, Roman Reigns returns to action on Super Smackdown Live.
Time for the Highlight Reel.
The last time on The Highlight Reel, he predicted The Authority would lose, and they did. And he predicts one of his 2 guests will wear a tight suit, wearing either red, white, or blue, and hopefully it’s not Rusev.
Rusev and Lana, and Jericho was right again.
Lana wants to remind us last night at TLC PPV, Rusev reminded undefeated when he defeated that “stupid American” again.
Jericho asks why Lana is so angry all the time? Is it the tight bun she wears?
And why is Rusev so angry? Maybe he needs to relieve that stress, and show Lana that spudnic.
There is something going on here. Maybe Rusev has a thing for Lana? It’s the US Champ, and the Communist Tramp….
Rusev tells Chris he talks too much, maybe he crushes him now.
Everytime Jericho opens his mouth on Raw, someone wants to fight him. And the same can be said for Rusev. He knows someone wants to beat him now.
Feed me more!!
Ryback goes face to face with Rusev, and the United States Champion slowly walks away.
We can vote for what stipulation Jericho Vs Paul Heyman will have, either A. Extreme Rules Match, B. No Holds Barred Match, or C. Streetfight.
Last night, video of John Cena Vs Seth Rollins, with Roman Reigns returning.
Tonight, Rollins Vs Cena.
The Ascension will rise in WWE, they are coming.
The New Day Vs Gold and Stardust is up now.
The New Day win with a Midnight Hour. Xavier and Big E. pick up the win, crowd wasn’t feeling this match, but they worked hard.
Jericho Vs Heyman, tonight.
Renee Young is with The Miz and Mizdow. Tonight, The Miz faces Jimmy Uso. Miz talks about Jimmy being a former Tag Team Champion. But now, he is a jealous husband, and Miz will capitalize on this.
I honestly thought Jey was Naomi’s husband, since his real name is Jon, and not Jimmy. But oh well.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, Adam Rose wants to throw his Rosebuds an after-party after his match tonight, but his opponent? Kane.
Kane makes it clear he doesn’t like him, or his friends.
Rose Vs Kane, next.
The bunny tried to help, but is met with a double Chokeslam, with Kane winning. Then Kane gave the bunny a Tombstone Piledriver, bunny is done.
Earlier tonight, Jericho issued a challenge with Heyman.
Heyman Vs Jericho is next.
Tomorrow night on The Main Event, we will see Kane Vs Erick Rowan.
Jericho Vs Heyman will be….
Heyman comes out with a mic. He has nothing planned for this, because he doesn’t find anything entertaining in this. Heyman gave Jericho a break, he doesn’t understand how he can fight him for $200 from 20 years ago. It’s the principle in this, so how about he just give him the money?
Heyman tries to write a check, but Chris doesn’t want it. He needs to go with the results, and we have a….
Okay, Heyman will go through with this, but he doesn’t understand why Chris feels the need to go one on one with….
Here comes the pain.
Jericho tries, but Brock gives him a F-5, and leaves.
The match ends in a no contest, I guess.
At Royal Rumble, it will be Cena Vs Lesnar, one final time.
And just moments ago, we see Lesnar hit a F-5 on Jericho.
Now for the “new and improved” Fandango.
Fandango still has Jericho’s Slammy, and he shows us that very thing too.
Raw is Jericho is now Raw was Jericho.
Roman Reigns has something to say.
He decks Fandango, and ruins his moment.
Roman gets a nice pop, and before Roman can say anything, Big Show has something to say.
If Show comes down to this ring, he will hit him in the mouth.
Show tells him he will have to try it.
And Roman hits a Superman punch.
Show takes the stairs down, and walks away.
Tonight, steel cage match with Cena Vs Rollins.
Tonight, after WWE Raw, we see The Sting and The Undertaker on Monday Night War.
Moments ago, we see Roman Reigns show us whose yard this is.
The Miz Vs Jimmy Uso is up now.
Jimmy wins when Mizdow came into the ring, to distract it seems, and Jimmy hit the splash.
Now Mizdow is doing what any stunt double is, and that is laying in pain.
Tonight, steel cage match with Cena Vs Rollins.
Wednesday night is WWE Tribute to the Troops, at 8:00.
Backstage, Miz is telling Naomi he is man of his word, and is a champion. So tomorrow night, he will put her on Miz TV, so she can lay out her platform and vie for the Divas Championship. Miz doesn’t think her husband will have any issue with it. Then again, maybe she shouldn’t tell him?
Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose will be in the same roof, tomorrow night on Super Smackdown Live.
Renee is with Seth Rollins.
Seth is not crazy about being in this match, 24 hours after one of his most grueling matches. Nobody is safe, not even Chris Jericho.
This place is missing something. We need the guidance and leadership of The Authority. Most people would be in a hospital bed, but Seth is going out there, ready to give and teach John Cena a lesson he will never forget.
The steel cage is coming down, our main event is next.
Oh lord, Ho-Ho Hogan will be special guest host of Raw next week.
Rollins Vs Cena, inside a steel cage is now.
Brock Lesnar comes out, and gives Cena 3 German Suplexes in the cage, followed by a F-5.
Rollins sold his soul to the devil, because Rollins now is shaking hands with Heyman, nails a Curbstomp on Cena for good measure, and exits the cage, winning the match.
The show ends with Rollins celebrating his win, and a battered Cena laid out.
A solid show here, I have to think Cena beats Lesnar at Rumble, and I hope Rollins cashes in the briefcase, because he is involved in this and you have to think this will end that way, right?
And does this mean Rollins is a Heyman Guy, or did he just make a random deal with Paul, so Brock can beat up Cena?
WWE Week is off and roaring, and next week I cringe at Hogan playing Santa. After all, anyone else remember “Santa with Muscles”?
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