October 5, 2015 Leave a comment
We are live in the TD Gardens of Boston, Mass. Tonight, Raw is now.
We see the carnage Seth Rollins gave “Corporate” Kane last week, that gave us The “Demon” Kane.
Tonight, we will see The Dudley Boyz Vs Seth Rollins and The Big Show.
Here Comes The Pain!!
14,180 screaming fans are chanting Suplex City.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And I am the advocate for the slayer of the giant, the conqueror of the Streak. And tonight, The Beast of Boston, Brock Lesnar!!
Now that we have kicked off the Go To Hell Tour, by slaying a 450 pound Giant, all focus goes to Hell in a Cell.
People believe that The Undertaker will never get revenge for what Brock did to The Streak. Because ever since November 1990, people have been victimized and revenged by The Undertaker when they do wrong by him, but he has to come to the realization that Brock Lesnar won’t be stopped. What he calls The Devil’s Playground, Brock calls Hell in a Cell the “Layer of The Beast”.
Let me spell this out to you, The Undertaker calls Hell in a Cell his match. His match? Heyman’s ass. Just like Undertaker called Wrestlemania his match, until he ran into Brock Lesnar.
We see footage of that historic moment.
One week in the hospital. One year on the shelf, and countless, endless, sleepless nights. Doing all of his evil soul-searching, and conspiring, plotting his evil revenge. And when he had his chance for that revenge, what happened? He went face to face with Brock Lesnar. And what did he realize? He isn’t dead enough to get revenge on Brock Lesnar.
Footage from Summerslam.
Heyman never recalls Brock Lesnar using a low blow to defeat The Undertaker. That is what Taker did. And just like his client will tell “Stone Cold” Steve Austin on October 19th, he will say this. The Undertaker will have to do uncertain circumstances, because this is the final time Lesnar will face Taker. The winner walks out the winner of The Taker Vs Lesnar rivalry will walk out, and the loser will not. That is a spoiler, his conqueror, and beast will find a way to end this feud, his client, Brock Lesnar.
Enter The Giant.
Suplex City, Brock took Big Show to Suplex City at Madison Square Garden. The Beast Vs The Giant. He was this close of wiping that smile away from Brock. Because he is the bigger man, he will admit, Brock is the man. He will put out his hand and say Brock is the man.
Brock just smiles, and walks away.
It must be nice to be arrogant as Brock. He hopes he loses to The Undertaker, again.
Now this brings Brock back into the ring.
Suplex City, bitch.
F-5 to The Giant.
We are 3 weeks from inside the Cell. Undertaker Vs Brock at Hell in a Cell.
Rollins is upset that his tag partner was laid out. They have to call the match off. Stephanie disagrees with that, and Seth asks if she thinks he should face The Dudleys by himself? Figure it out, says Stephanie.
6-man tag match now. The Brothers Shield and Randy Orton Vs The Wyatt Family.
Orton, Ambrose, and Reigns win with a RKO by Orton, and a Spear by Reigns.
Reigns tells Wyatt after Hell in a Cell, they are done, and Roman is the one who will lose it. Believe that.
John Cena’s United States Championship Open Challenge is tonight.
King Barrett joins us for commentary, but right now, its Neville Vs Sheamus.
Sheamus is on the mic, and he hates the disrespect he gets from the Boston people. He tells Neville, no matter what happens, he is and always will be a loser.
Neville heard enough, and nails him in the leg. Match is on.
Barrett wants a word with Neville, and that second distracts him, and Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick for the win.
“Corporate” Kane is on his way to the ring, next.
“Corporate” Kane is in the ring.
He is wearing a foot brace, after the attack Rollins laid on him.
Things haven’t gone Seth’s way lately, and after his tag team partner was laid out by Brock, Seth needs a tag team partner, and that partner is Kane.
Seth has a problem with that.
He hates to do this, but Kane isn’t Tom Brady. Even though they both have deflated balls. Kane can’t lie, cheat, and swindle his way to get what he wants, because life doesn’t work that way. He won’t play into those mind games, not today.
Kane’s goal is to be the best Director of Operations he can be, and the best way he can do that is to bring out the best in Seth.
The WWE World Heavyweight Championship tells him he is the best.
Kane wants to make Seth proud of what he sees in the mirror, and when you want to be the best, sometimes you have to go through hell, and face your demons. That is what his poster says.
Does it count when Seth takes Kane to hell right now?
Here comes Stephanie McMahon.
She has heard enough of these two. Especially with Seth being the anonymous employee who rattled out on Kane. And then the insult of Tom Brady. At least Tom Brady is a team player, and that team player will send his team to another Super Bowl championship.
There is only one way to settle this, at Hell in a Cell, Kane will face Seth Rollins for the WWE World Title. And if Kane can take his boot off, and team up with Seth Rollins then have at it.
One more thing, if “Demon” Kane does not win WWE World Title at Hell in a Cell, then “Corporate” Kane will be fired.
John Cena’s United States Title Challenge is tonight.
Rollins still isn’t sure about his tag partner tonight, he can’t trust Kane. HHH reminds him do unto others before they do to you.
Divas action with Natalya Vs Paige.
Natalya picks up the win with a Sharpshooter, making Paige tap out.
At Hell in a Cell, Charlotte puts her Divas Title on the line against Nikki Bella.
This past Thursday, Ryback invoked his rematch clause for the Intercontinental Title, but Kevin Owens walked away.
Ryback in a backstage promo saying actions speak louder than words.
A video on Ryback.
Now picture this Kevin Owens. Ryback is the lion, KO is the prey. And every action, he gets closer to getting what he wants. Its time, it’s feeding time.
Kevin Owens comes to the ring.
Owens Vs Sin Cara, now.
Pop-Up Powerbomb, match is over.
Owens lays Sin Cara out a bit more, but here comes Ryback, with Owens escaping through the crowd.
Stephanie is texting, and New Day intervenes, wanting her to calp with them.
She is not amused.
She saw what happened this past Saturday night, so at Hell in a Cell, New Day will defend their Tag Titles against Dudley Boyz. Find some positivity in that.
Now WWE are honoring the true heroes, the women that have survived breast cancer. With Cena and Reigns in the ring.
Tonight, Rollins and Kane Vs The Dudley Boyz.
Kane, complete in a suit and Rollins Vs Dudley Boyz are up now.
This was such a stupid match, and it has killed the show. Rollins loses by DQ, after he handcuffs “Corporate” Kane, and heads to the back with his injury.
Enter “Demon” Kane.
Kane gets a 3-D though for whatever reason. Rollins tries to poke the bear with a table, and Kane sits up and hits a Chokeslam.
John Cena’s United States Championship Open Challenge is tonight.
Earlier today, we see a limo that Team Bella entered TD Gardens. They are interrupted by Team B.A.D. and Sasha even throws Nikki’s Yankees hat away, which is hilarious. Boston’s own Sasha Banks is ready.
Team Bella Vs Team B.A.D. is now.
Boston’s own Sasha Banks has the mic. She put the Bos in Boston, and Nikki comes out to interrupt.
Sasha is exactly like the Boston Red Sox, overrated.. Her Yankees are going all the way. Too bad they will be beat by Astros tomorrow night.
She’s going all the way at Hell in a Cell, and Naomi tells her she is used to going all the way.
We are going to call Nikki the longest reigning Divas Champion, and soon to be 2-time Divas Champion.
Sasha tells her no matter who wins at Hell in a Cell, they are holding the Divas Championship for Sasha Banks.
Team Bella is trying to add dissension here, and Naomi doesn’t want to hear that.
6-woman tag match is now.
Team B.A.D. wins when Sasha hit a Bank Statement. This Wednesday, she has a big match on NXT Takeover: Respect, when she faces Bayley in a 30-minute Ironwoman match.
Charlotte and Becky Lynch are with Renee Young. Paige has her own issues, but in 3 weeks, her match with Nikki will show that her title win was not a fluke, and she earned that.
John Cena’s US Title Open Challenge is tonight.
Earlier tonight, we see the confrontation between Brock Lesnar and The Big Show.
Summer Rae is in the ring.
Summer is over, but for one lucky superstar, summer is just getting started. So let’s welcome the Bulgarian Brute, and a man she goes home with, Rusev.
She wanted to dedicate an entire segment on Raw to one superstar that has done more than any other superstar. RuRu, this is for you.
A video of RuRu and Summer together.
RuRu is touched.
He doesn’t know what to say, but when this first started, he didn’t like her at all. But the last few weeks, when she was in her arms, he has cared about her.
There is something Summer has to ask Rusev.
She gets on one knee, oh boy.
She has a ring?
RuRu, will you marry me?
Even RuRu seems a bit off about this.
He doesn’t even know what to say.
They can have it all, walking out of Wrestlemania with everything. More than what he had with LaLa.
Just say yes.
This is not your choice, shuddup.
He says…..he says…..he says yes!!
He says yes, but not yet. They must prove they are worthy. He must have WWE gold around his waist, then she will have gold around her finger.
Summer is taken back from this, but Rusev is holding the ropes for her, like a gentlemen. They walk together.
John Cena’s Open Challenge is next.
This Thursday night on Smackdown, Reigns and Orton Vs Wyatt and Strowman.
John Cena comes out now.
Cena is telling us this is the symbol of excellence…blah blah blah.
Who is stepping up?
Or is he?
Nope, The New Day are out here, they laid out Ziggler.
Xavier brings up Cena saying time to get serious. So is this getting serious? So now Kofi wants to know who answers the challenge? What we have here is a big question from a big champion laying out a big challenge in a big city for a big moment?
If we only had a big challenger. Big answer in 3….2….1….
Cena wins the match with an Attitude Adjustment, after the ref sent Kofi and Xavier out of ringside area. However, the match ended so quickly after that New Day comes back and lays out Cena. Here comes Ziggler. New Day takes care of him. And, here comes The Dudleys, but New Day takes care of all four men, lays them out and celebrates with the trombone.
New Day Rocks!!
WWE treated this show like filler, and Vince wonders why the ratings were so low? First hour started off good, but the tag match with Kane and Rollins was awful. And I was in favor of this storyline, plus Stephanie just was in a “mood” today.
What were your thoughts on the show? Do you agree? Disagree? Sound off.