WWE Monday Night Raw 6/13/11….All-Star Raw

This is a special 3 hour episode tonight with Stone Cold Steve Austin serving as special guest GM.  This is called “All-Star Raw”, everybody will be on hand.  Let’s get this started.

We are in Long Island, New York, home of Zack Ryder at the Nasseau Colisuem.  Tonight, Stone Cold has made CM Punk Vs John Cena as our main event.

The Miz starts the show off.

This is called “WWE All-Stars” and since he is the must-see champion of all time, that makes him THE WWE All-Star.  But then again, you must be dumber than a rock if you haven’t figured that out, and since Alex Riley is dumb, then it says it all.  He will expose Riley as more of a fraud than a Anthony Weiner picture.  The fans chant “What”?  And Miz says that was cool back in 2001.  So, he is going to call out Stone Cold Steve Austin.  Guys from the “Attitude Era” have tried to steal his spotlight, and now Austin owes him an apology.

Here comes Stone Cold.

That’s the best he can do is call him out.  The Miz calling out Stone Cold Steve Austin, that is the best he can do?

What?

Stupid tie

What?

Stupid jacket

What?

Stupid hair

What?

Stupid handkerchief.

What?

Shutup.

After Wrestlemania, Austin wanted to see what The Miz had to offer, he wanted to see what he had.  He admitted, he has something special with the mic, but he had a chance to fight, and he ran scared.

Let me tell you something…

You’re not saying a damn thing, I gave you a chance to talk, now you’re going to hear me talk.

Good ol’ Alex Riley, he jumped into the ring and tried to whip Austin’s ass, he showed him that he has guts.  He can talk, he can give a damn asswhooping, and he can whip it too.  He might be a better superstar than The Miz someday.

Can I speak now?

No, you must not.

If you want me to stun his ass, give me a Hell Yeah?

Hell Yeah.

Now, when it comes to Alex Riley.  Are you going to whip his ass?

Is he going to whip your ass?

Are you going to whip his ass?

Is he going to whip your ass?

He grabs The Miz by his tie and said he will be in the ring tonight with a man that might go down as one of the best talkers in the business, in Rowdy Roddy Piper, with a Piper’s Pit.

You better get your ass out of the ring now.

Miz slowly gets out of the ring, and that was the best decision he made.  See you at Piper’s Pit.

This is WWE All-Star, or whatever you want to call it, but it’s Stone Cold’s Raw, he makes the matches tonight, he makes the rules.

Here comes Alberto Del Rio.

Stone Cold, my name is Alberto Del Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooo….but you already knew that.

The greatest superstar of his time, Stone Cold is passing the torch to the greatest superstar of all time, Alberto Del Rio.  The rumors have been he wanted to see him all day, because he wants to know what greatness is all about.  It’s his des…..

It’s your destiny, now he doesn’t have a crystal ball, he can’t tell the future, but he can see an ass whooping in his future.

Since he put Big Show out of action, there is a guy who has been itching to take care of Del Rio, but he hasn’t had the opportunity, but here is your opponent tonight…..Kane.

The match is on now.

Kane wins the match by DQ when Del Rio wouldn’t let go of the Cross Arm Breaker, so he was DQ’d.  Big Show came in and Ricardo Rodriguez took one for the team.  Kane tried to break Show away, but he wouldn’t budge.  Kane then locked in a sleeper hold.

Stone Cold came in and he ordered a match for the Capitol Punishment PPV, Del Rio Vs Show.

Randy Orton makes his Raw return tonight.

Moments ago, we see what we just saw…Big Show taking care of Ricardo Rodriguez.

We have a 6 man tag match here, it will be Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, and Wade Barrett taking on Ezekiel Jackson, Sin Cara, and Daniel Bryan.

Sin Cara, Ezekiel Jackson, and Daniel Bryan defeated Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, and Ted Dibiase with a cross body, Sin Cara pinning Wade Barrett.

Tonight, we get a special Piper’s Pit with Rowdy Roddy Piper, his guests are The Miz and Alex Riley.

Hornswoggle is shotting T-shirts into the crowd when we come back, and we see R-Truth come out.

He wants to have some fun too with Hornswoggle.  He said he will beat John Cena this Sunday.  He will become new WWE Champion.  Don’t boo me, you should be booing yourself.

John Cena is not going to stop Truth from getting what he wants, and neither will Hornswoggle.

Woggle than shoots the T-shirt and hits Truth.  But he shakes Hornswoggle’s hand, and kicks him in the head.

Stone Cold says why don’t R-Truth pick on someone his own size, like John Morrison.

Morrison is back, and I hope it’s not too soon for him.

I guess John Morrison is going to get some of this, he kicks Hornswoggle.

Still to come tonight, John Cena will face off against CM Punk.

We come back and see Sheamus taking on Santino, and the match is on now.

Brogue Kick, and Cloverleaf for Sheamus, that is all she wrote.  New submission move for Sheamus?

Sneak peak for the new USA Network show, “Suits” premiering Thursday, June 23rd.

Randy Orton is headed to the ring next.

Here comes The Viper, Randy Orton.

His name is Randy Orton, but you already knew that…oh wait.

You would think he is satisfied, he is World Heavyweight Champion, he has an opportunity to cause pain for Christian this Sunday night at Capitol Punishment, but he’s not satisfied.  He wants Christian in the ring, he just wants to talk.

Christian doesn’t come into the ring.  Orton admits he would hurt him the first chance he gets, but he wants him to be a man, or else he will come back there and find him.

Christian is on the Titantron, he says why is Randy always angry?  He has a silver spoon in his mouth and has everything handed to him, while has worked hard for everything he gets.  But let’s take a poll like they do on Friday nights, do they want him to come out to the ring?

The crowd wants to, but Christian doesn’t want to.

Randy said it’s too bad he doesn’t have Edge here to carry him to the ring, then again he has had Edge carry him for 17 years, what’s another day.

Christian reacts by saying you want me to come out, okay fine.

He does come out, but he has second thoughts.

Here comes security to grab Randy in time.

Email sound….I thought Stone Cold was special guest GM?

The Raw GM said Randy has been laid out twice the last two weeks by Christian and has a concussion.  But he can wrestle Sunday night, just not tonight.  He suggests Randy to leave.

If Randy doesn’t leave, he will have no choice but to strip him of the World Heavyweight Title.

Stone Cold is now on the TitanTron, he said he just saved himself an ass whooping, but he is the GM, and Christian has a match, with Rey Mysterio, and that is next.

Christian is DQ’d when he wouldn’t break the hold on Rey.  After the match, CM Punk come out and the rest of NEXUS follow suit.  Punk and Rey will face off against each other this Sunday at Capitol Punishment.  Mason Ryan caught Rey when he tried a 619 against Christian and rams him into the pole.  Christian then pulls off Killswitch and walks away.

Stone Cold is on the phone.

Excuse me.

Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are with Stone Cold.  Vickie wants Austin to put Dolph in an United States Title match with Kofi Kingston this Sunday night.  Austin said agreed, on one condition, if he drops Vickie as his consultant.  But this is HER project.

Dolph isn’t sure, but Austin said look at him, when he started in WWE, he was The Ringmaster and had Ted Dibiase with him.  He is a WWE Hall of Famer, but he dropped him and took off with his character.  There is a point and time that Dolph has to do the same thing.

Okay she is dropped.

There ya go, Dolph is by himself now.

John Morrison Vs R-Truth is on now.

John Morrison hasn’t shown up yet.  Truth has the mic, he says where he is from, if you act bad, you better be bad.  If you’re scared, than say you’re scared.  He is scared of himself.  Let’s fight, if that is what you came for, let’s fight.

If you won’t come to me, how about he brings the fight to him.

He heads out backstage.

Morrison is laid out backstage.  Who did that?  Little Jimmy?

I guess we won’t get the match, we’ll never get to see the match.  But he can say he just got got by the future WWE Champion.

Truth now has a stage roller and rams it into John. 

Take that Little Jimmy.

Here comes Dolph Ziggler.  Vickie Guerrero is yelling at him, I thought he dropped her?

An awesome Dolph Ziggler video here, showcasing his abilities.

This is a tag team match, Dolph and Jack Swagger taking on Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne.

Kofi and Evan pinned Swagger and Ziggler when Evan gave Swagger Air Bourne.  A very quick match here, but that was a beautiful move.

Congratulations to The Rock for winning a “Guy’s Choice” award for Biggest Ass-Kicker in his role Fast Five.

Piper’s Pit with The Miz and Alex Riley is up next.

Welcome back to Raw….”Rowdy” Roddy Piper.

Piper wants to tell us 25 years ago, Wrestlemania 2….he dropped Mr. T like a bad habit.

Awesome….

Here comes The Miz.

Really?

Really?

Really?

If we are talking about favorite moments, let’s talk about his, 4 years from now when they tear down this building, and it’s nothing.

People talk about how he is the next Roddy Piper.

Piper says stop, there will never be another “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.

Miz says save it, he had more memorable moments in The Real World than Piper had in They Live, and he has been a WWE Champion, and won the main event at Wrestlemania.

Piper said he never saw The Real World, he lived it.

He introduces Alex Riley, and here he comes.

He asked Riley when did he come to his senses.  Riley said to be honest, he didn’t want to end it like this, he looked at Miz as a mentor, and a friend.  But when he lost the WWE Title, he realized he can beat him.

Miz said he dropped him, not the other way around, Riley isn’t dumb.

Piper asked him if he can beat Riley, and Miz said yes, he is the Must-See WWE Champion of all time. 

Piper and Miz get into it, and Riley said he will beat Miz this Sunday, and Piper can beat him tonight.

The Miz said he would put up $1,000 of his own money for that.  Piper said how about $5,000?

Stone Cold shows up on the Tron and agrees to that and says that Alex Riley will serve as Special Guest Ref.  I guess that is happening next.

Be A Star, not a Bully….Beastaralliance.org.

Roddy Piper defeated The Miz with a rollup.  I have no clue why, but okay.  Miz tried to charge after A-Ri, but Alex flips Miz over the top rope.

Still to come, John Cena will face CM Punk in the main event.

Kelly Kelly and The Bella Twins are going to be on The Price is Right tomorrow.

Speaking of the Divas, 14 Diva Tag Team match.  The Bella Twins, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Melina, Tamina, and Maryse taking on Kelly Kelly, Eve, AJ, Kaitlyn, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Gail Kim.

Kelly pin Rosa with her own Famouser.  Nobody else was in the ring officially, except when the other Divas were taking each other out.

Eve has the mic, and she wants them to do their own tribute to Broadway in honor of The Tony Awards last night.

They do their own Rockette’s dance.

Why?  Who cares.

Footage from last week, on who was Tough Enough?  Big Andy, so he was slapped by Vince McMahon, and stunned by Stone Cold.

Stone Cold is giving Andy a pep talk, and drinks a beer with him.  He is met by CM Punk.

Punk isn’t impressed.  Austin offers him a beer.

What?

A shot of whiskey?

What?

Vodka?

What?

It’s annoying.  Punk wants to give Austin a breathilizer and ask him if he can say the alphabet backwards?  Well, he can kick his ass backwards.

Punk wants to thank Austin for making this match against John Cena, and that’s the bottom line…

Austin said you want to take my lines now?  NEXUS is banned from ringside, that’s okay.

Austin is going to the ring to make an announcement, and that’s up next.

Here comes Stone Cold, in the ATV.

Just as Steve was going to say his final words tonight.

Email sound….

The Raw GM said he will be back next week.

Austin doesn’t care and neither do any of us.

Austin said next week will be another 3 hour show, and it will be a power of the poeple.  We will make all of the matches, and have all the stipulations.  How do you feel about that?

Email sound…

The sound continues, and this annoys Stone Cold, threatening if he does it one more time, he has something for Cole’s ass.

Email sound….

Austin runs after Cole and Michael leaves.

Email sound…

Austin takes the taptop, and douses beer all over it.  I think the laptop is crashed.

Yup, he runs it over now with his ATV.

More beers for Steve.

Austin gives us his Stone Cold salute, and the camera fades to black.  Very funny.

King and Booker have the same dreams about President Obama.  Very scary thought there.

Another “Press Conference” with the WWE Superstars and President Obama.

Sheamus said he was born in the great city of Cleveland, and you can tell by his accent.  Now I know why I like the fella.

CM Punk Vs John Cena is up next.

CM Punk defeated John Cena with the GTS when R-Truth came out and distracted John, trying to find Little Jimmy.  Heck of a match, and a good win for Punk.

Truth slides into the ring now.  He smacks John with the water bottle.

He has a message for John, this Sunday he will beat him for the WWE Title, and that’s the truth.

Truth is taking the WWE Title to end the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

This was a packed show, and it was alot of fun to watch.  Of course, part of it is due to Stone Cold’s presence.  One thing that Austin and Rock have shown us the last few years is despite the current talent in the WWE, they are nothing compared to Stone Cold and The Rock, particulary on the mic.  A tremendous amount of fun just hearing them on the mic and showing today’s wrestlers what it feels like to get the crowd to invest in what they have to say.

Having said that, everyone else did their jobs of setting up the PPV in a 3 hour amount of time.  That doesn’t always happen, so it’s nice to see.  Now I am looking forward to Capitol Punishment this Sunday. 

What were your thoughts on the show?  Email me at DJKevingillman75@aol.com or drop me a line on the site.

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