WWE Friday Night Smackdown 9/21/12…A Rated R Return….Sort Of

Tonight, the return of the Rated- R Superstar, Edge makes a return to the ring, but why is he here?

We also have a big tag team match of Sheamus and Randy Orton face off against Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler.

Lilian Garcia introduces, WWE Hall of Famer, Edge.

Ahhh that is why he is here, Edge will appear on an episode of “Haven”, an original Scy-Fy show coming up next, after Smackdown.

Edge has a new haircut, gone are the long locks, and he has short hair.  It fits him.

It’s been 18 months since he announced his retirement, and now he is finally sitting down and watching WWE TV again.  Over the years he has been a fan, he has never seen anything quite like this.

We see the story of Kane and Daniel Bryan unfold.  Dr. Shelby has done wonders, but Daniel is the Tag team Champions….Kane is the Tag Team Champions.

Funny stuff.

How did the Devil’s favorite demon and Goatboy become BFFs, and how did they become Tag team Champions?  He is a 12-time Tag team Champion.

Here comes Daniel Bryan.

Daniel is here to correct Edge, they didn’t become Tag team Champions, Daniel is the Tag team Champions.

Edge cuts him off, and says the fans have tried to get at him, how did this happen?

Daniel is an anchor, he is a rock, he is in control of his emotions.

Are you serious?  Daniel said that Dr. Shelby told them they are in control of their own emotions, and with Edge asking him excuse me, who do we think of when he says those words?  Does he think about his ex-girlfriend, Vicki Guerrero?  His entrance music says it all….”You think you know me?”  Does Edge truly know himself?

Does us all a favor, and go back to acting.  There is nothing anyone can say that can make him snap.

The crowd chants Yes!!  Yes!!  Yes!!

Edge thinks of this as a challenge, to make him snap.

No it doesn’t….

Yes it does….



Good grief, here comes Kane.

Now Kane says he is the Tag Team Champions, and Daniel says he is.

Edge yells at them, and Kane says he seems angry.  Kane has some relaxation exercises he can try.

Edge flips out, and says he understands that Daniel is in touch with himself, but Kane?  He’s not Barney the big red dinosaur, he is the big red machine.

Edge stole his wife, he tombstone his priest in response.  He fed his father pizza after he kidnapped him, does he remember that?

Kane remembers it, and he thinks he needs to rectify that right now.

Edge takes his jacket off, preparing a fight, but Kane wants to hug it out, instead.

And they do, there is some closure.

Daniel is not amused….No….Yes, he really isn’t.  No….Yes……

Now Edge wants Daniel to get a group hug, and they all do, but before that….

Damien Sandow.

He is obviously not amused with this.

Sandow goes on, and on but Edge cuts him off.  If he really wants to do something about it, take on one of these two in a match.

He is too intelligent to fight, thank you.

Edge polls the fans if Damien should face Kane?


Or Daniel Bryan?


We go to a break, so we’ll find out…next.

We come back from commercial, Damien is facing Kane.

Damien wins the match with a Neckbreaker when Daniel Bryan came up to the ring, with the Tag Team Titles, and distracted Kane, long enough for Damien to pick up the win.

Tonight, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler faces Randy Orton and Sheamus.

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Kane and Daniel are arguing back and forth, Daniel didn’t return his Tag Team Title, and called Daniel a goatface.  How about if Daniel gives Kane his title back, and Dr. Shelby can assure Kane that Daniel has a match too.

Okay, but they are arguing over who the Team Team Champions are.

Alberto Del Rio video footage, how does he feel that Booker T re-instated the Brogue Kick right before his match?

Del Rio is in Booker’s office, and calls him a coward for affecting him before his match.  Booker assures him that the Brogue Kick, while a hurtful move, isn’t any more dangerous than any of the other ones.  But he does agree with one thing, he should have made the announcement way before his match, so he apologizes.  Does Del Rio get a title match?  No, but he can make a statement tonight in his tag team match.

The new Divas Champion, Eve Torres joins Cole and Matthews, and when we come back, Layla faces Natalya.

Layla won with her neckbreaker, Eve was on the commentating table saying she had nothing to do with attacking Kaitlyn, and she will have that opportunity, down the road.

Our next match is a big tag team match.  Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler will face the World Heavyweight Champion, Sheamus and “The Viper” Randy Orton.

Orton gives Del Rio a RKO, and Sheamus takes care of Ziggler with a Brogue Kick.

Daniel Bryan Vs Cody Rhodes…next.

Kane cost Daniel his match with a Crossroads by Cody.  Kane holds his Tag Team Titles with pride.

Daniel and Kane are yelling backstage, and they see Cody Rhodes and Sandow laugh at them.  The tag Team Titles are coming home to them.

Later tonight, Kane and Daniel Bryan Vs Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes.

But first, the Funkadelic, Brodus Clay is here, with Cameron and Naomi.  Brodus is facing Heath Slater.

The match is ruled a no contest after Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre showed up.  All of them pulled off their finishing move.  Could this be a sign to come?

Raw Rebound featuring CM Punk and John Cena from Sunday night, and Monday night.

Our main event, Daniel and Kane Vs Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes.

The match ends with a DQ  after both Daniel and Kane went after the Lumberjacks, and their opponents with chairs.  They are bonding now that they have the Tag Team Titles.  The show ends with the champions celebrating in the ring.


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