WWE Monday Night Raw 12/17/12….Slammy Awards 2012

Off the heels of one of the best WWE PPVs of the year, we tonight are here to have some fun.  I don’t expect any buildup to Royal Rumble, and why should there be?  Instead, tonight, we celebrate the annual Slammy Awards.

Here we go.

We get a big Slammy Awards video, putting over the importance of winning a Slammy.

We are live, Philadelphia.  Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to the show.  They show what took place last night at TLC.  AJ Lee cost John Cena his Money in the Bank Ladder match, flipping the ladder over, and sending Cena off it, while Dolph Ziggler climbed up to the ladder.

We also saw an epic match with The Shield Vs Team Hell No, and Ryback.

We’ll have our first Slammy Award, after this match.  Rey Mysterio Vs Damien Sandow.

Rey won the match with a 619 and a Drop the Dime, over Sandow.

Our first Slammy Award of the night will be presented by Booker T, Sucka.

The “Tell Me I Did Not Just See That Award”

The nominees are….

1.  Brad Maddox Low Blow.

2.  18 Seconds!

3.  Kofi’s Miracle Save

4.  The Rock Gets Punked

Oh now, here comes The Boogeyman.  Run Booker, run.

We go to a commercial as The Boogeyman has some worms to eat.

When we come back, Booker did not just see that.

Winner:  Kofi Kingston

Brad Maddox came out right before Booker announced, thinking he won, but Kofi picks up the upset vote of the year.

Kofi appreciates us, and he will continue to make us saw wow.

Eve Torres Vs Kaitlyn, now.

Kaitlyn picks up the win with what seemed like a gutbster.

Kaitlyn poses with a picture.

The New Age Outlaws are back to present Comeback of the Year.  Good to see both men back.

Degeneration X proudly brings to you the 5-time WWE Tag Team Champions of the WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!  Roaddog Jesse James, “Badass” Billy Gunn….The New Age Outlaws.

The nominees are…..

1.  Brock Lesnar

2.  Chris Jericho

3.  DX

4.  Jerry “The King” Lawler

Winners:  Jerry “The King” Lawler

Okay, so far I am 0-2.  I voted for Brock Lesnar returning, and 18 seconds.

King is very grateful to be back, Thank God, and he loves us.  It’s great to be back.

Kofi Kingston, the Slammy Award winning Intercontinental Champion is facing Tensai, now.

Wow, that match was quick.  Trouble in Paradise, over Tensai.

Wade Barrett crashes the party, and attacks Kofi after the match.  Bull Hammer, good night, after he rammed Kofi’s head into the post.

The only way we can vote tonight is on the WWE App.  I have been doing this all night.  I will keep track on how I do.

Our next Slammy Award will be presented by Vickie Guerrero.

Excuse me?

Kiss of the Year.

1.  AJ Lee kissing Daniel Bryan.

2.  AJ kissing Kane.

3.  AJ kissing CM Punk.

4.  AJ kissing John Cena.

Winner:  AJ and John Cena

I voted for Daniel Bryan, I mean you never forget your first.

Vickie demands to know why AJ did what she did, but AJ owes nothing.  She used to care about what others think about her, but not anymore.

Vickie calls AJ trash, and Dolph Ziggler comes in between them.  Now AJ kisses Ziggler, and he loves it.

Last night, AJ costs Cena his match by throwing him over the ladder.

The Great Khali, accompanied to the ring by Natalya is headed to the ring, Khali is in action, next.

Great Khali’s opponent?  David Otunga.

Khali wins with a Punjami Plunge.

Superstar of the Year is up, next.

Woooooooo…..Ric Flair is back!!

The nominees are…..

1.  Sheamus

2.  John Cena

3.  Big Show

4.  CM Punk

Vote now.

It really is Ric Flair!!  Great to see him back.


Monday Night Raw, and The Nature Boy is back in town.

Winner:  John Cena

0-4, maybe I should just go with the person I think the fans will go for.  I mean heaven forbid, the WWE Champion isn’t Superstar of the Year.

Philly does not like Cena though.

Superstar of the Year embodies Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.

He also would like to recognize the loyalty of the WWE Universe, and out of respect, the WWE Superstar of the year should belong to the greatest superstar of all time, the 2-time Hall of Famer, Ric Flair deserves this, and this belongs to him.

Now here comes CM Punk.

He grabs the award, and is upset he didn’t win.  This doesn’t belong to Flair, he hasn’t even been here in the last calendar year, and shame on anyone to vote for him.  He lost to the man he will defeat at Royal Rumble, he got beat last night, he lost to Summerslam, and he is a loser.  He hated hearing Shawn Michaels talk all the time about how when he wanted to grow up, he wanted to be just like Ric Flair.  He is the WWE Champion for 393 days, he is the man, not Flair, Punk is the man….WOOOOOOO

Flair said he can’t even walk, and worst yet, he has too much baggage around him.  He hasn’t been around, but he has been watching.

Punk said he may be on one leg, but he can still kick his ass.

Baggage?  2 HOF rings, or 4 ex-wives.

Punk said he can beat him with one leg, just like he can beat up everyone in Philly.

Flair said let’s do it.

Flair is in the ring, Punk is headed to the ring, and we go to a commercial break.


We are back, with Punk slowly getting into the ring, and Punk nails him with his crutch.

But a poke to the eye, and now he slaps the Figure Four on Heyman.  Wow, this is awesome.

And Flair just came to have a good time.  He loves Jerry Lawler, he told Vince McMahon if he dies, he wants to die in the ring, or with a woman in Philadelphia.

Uh-Oh, here comes The Shield.

Another commercial break.

When we return, Team Hell No comes out to fight with Flair, but numbers get the best of them.  Ambrose lays out Flair, than takes Bryan, and now all three are taking out Kane.

Just when they are about to put Flair in a Triple Powerbomb….

Feed Me More!!

Ryback cleans house.

Ryback tries to put Seth through a table, but it does not break.  All three men shake hands with Naitch.

The best three segments of the show, hands down.

Ric Flair and Team Hell are doing a segment backstage.  Kane said we finally got to The Shield, Yes!!  Daniel Bryan says No!!  Flair says WOOOOO!!!!  And we get a Damn!! from Ron Simmons.

Brodus Clay is facing JTG, now.

Brodus picks up the win with his body splash.

Our next Slammy for LOL Moment of the Year is presented by Santino Marella and Tensai, wearing some headgear, I guess.  Ice wrapped up around his head.

The nominees are….

1.  The Rock.

2.  Team Hell No

3.  Randy Orton and his food fight with Alberto Del Rio.

4.  Vickie Guerrero, and her Elaine Benes dancing.

Winner:  The Rock.

The Rock could not be here for this award, it should have went to Team Hell No.  Daniel says this should be his Slammy.  I voted for him, and Kane carries him away.

No entrance themes tonight, match is set with Cody Rhodes Vs Sin Cara.

Cody wins with Crossroads.

Bring back Flair and Team Hell No.

Our next presenters are Zack Ryder and Layla.  The next award is for the Trending Now Hashtag of the year.

1.  #Feedmemore

2.  #PeoplePower

3.  #LittleJimmy


Winner:  #FeedMeMore

Yup, 0-6.  I voted for Zack.

Here comes The Big Show.

He has the big chair with him. 

He’s not upset the fans let him down by not voting him as Superstar of the Year, because he has the World Heavyweight Title.  He is the most dominating superstar of the entire WWE.  He wants to know how Sheamus is feeling, after he was hit by a chair.

Fans are chanting boring, and he said he’ll sit on a chair all night, if they chant that.

Here comes Sheamus.

He’s not here to fight him, he has no regrets about last night.  It was the most physical and painful match of his career.  But here is the thing, last night he was the better man.

He beat Sheamus fair and square, and deserves to be the World Heavyweight Champion.  He is here to be the bigger man, and shake his hand.

They do that, and Show tells him to get back at the end of the line, you potato eating Irishman.

Sheamus spears Show, and nails him with that huge chair four times.  Then hits him with a Brogue Kick.

Dolph Ziggler is cashing in on the World Heavyweight Title.

But here comes Cena, clothesline Ziggler, and ram him into the ring post.

Ziggler did not cash in the title, since the bell did not ring.

We find out last night that AJ Lee cost John Cena the match against Ziggler, and Seth Rollins went through 3 tables, but The Shield was victorious in their debut match.

Here comes 3MB, ready for some 6-man tag action.

Their opponents are Alberto Del Rio, The Miz, and….

We’ll find out, next.

Ziggler is backstage, upset at what Cena just did.  Will Vickie let this go on?

She wants to know if he liked his kiss with AJ?  Well, he wants to know what she was doing last night?  He had no idea that AJ was going to do that, and now their relationship is over.

Vickie said he can have his little revenge against Cena and AJ.  Cena’s partner?  It will be Vickie.

The Miz and Del Rio’s tag team partner is someone who takes it to the extreme….the heart and soul of ECW….Tommy Dreamer.

EC-Dub chants all over.

3MB loses the match when Tommy Dreamer nails Heath Slater with the DDT.

There goes the winning streak.

A big tag team match is set tomorrow night on a Live Commercial-Free Smackdown, Sheamus and John Cena taking on Big Show and Dolph Ziggler.

Here comes Sheamus, presenting the next Slammy Award.

The nominees for Newcomer of the Year are….

1.  Antonio Cesaro.

2.  Brodus Clay.

3.  Damien Sandow.

4.  Ryback.

Winner:  Ryback.

Even though Ryback has been in the company for about 3 years, it should have went to Damien Sandow.

Ryback said it’s time for a chance, and he is that change.  Feed him more.

He’s heading to the ring, and will face Antonio Cesaro.

Cesaro said this voting is rigged, no kidding about that.

Ryback wins by a countout.

Feed him more.

“Mean” Gene Okerlund, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, and Jim Ross are out next for the Slammy Award.

The final Slammy is Match of the Year.

The nominees are….

1.  Undertaker Vs HHH-End of an Era.

2.  Brock Lesnar Vs John Cena.

3.  Sheamus Vs Big Show.

4.  The Rock Vs John Cena-Once in a Lifetime.

Okay, I’ll go with Cena on this one.  I need to get one right.

Winners:  Undertaker Vs HHH.

That was a bit surprising, I just hope Undertaker is there, too.

That was such a great match, and a great night.  Something he will always remember.  The crowd thanks Hunter, but Hunter says to them thank you.

You have not seen the last of The Undertaker.

The Shield has Tommy Dream, and are laying him out.

Is that “Above Average” Mike Sanders as an official?

AJ Lee is out to the ring, she has some stooges bring out a ladder, and she is climbing up the ladder.  We will hear from her, next.

Why would AJ do that to everyone’s favorite hero at TLC?  People all over the city, and asked her why.  It’s obvious….the reason she knocked John Cena off the ladder is….

Excuse Me….

Here comes Vickie Guerrero, nobody cares why, she will take care of her tonight.

Our main event, a mixed tag team….Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee Vs John Cena and Vickie Guerrero.

Cena wins the match by DQ, when AJ comes out with a guy named Big E. Langston, from NXT.  The guy comes into the ring, and just demolishes him, with AJ looking on, skipping around, ending the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

I was expecting a bit more, but the highlight sure was Ric Flair coming back, even if it’s just for one night, interacting with The Shield, CM Punk, Paul Heyman, Team Hell No, and Ryback.

All of the winners seemed like they were supposed to be there, and you notice they didn’t show the poll results.  But I am over it, just a show to blow off steam.  Don’t forget, a live Tuesday Night Smackdown tomorrow evening, airing commercial free.  What did you think of the show?  Send me your thoughts.


About Kevin Gillman
I have had this blog up for a few years, writing every Monday night and anytime in between. Always check the site out, send me a comment on what your thoughts are for the current state of wrestling.

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