WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/12/13…Fandango Center Stage

Tonight, we are in Boston, Massachusetts. We will hear from HHH, after his grueling victory over Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania.

Josh Matthews, Michael Cole, and JBL welcome us to the show, and we kick it off with the new World Heavyweight Champion, Dolph Ziggler.

Big E. introduced us, ala Ricardo Rodriguez.

Ziggler said that people have always seen him as the next big thing. They walk past him, and see that he was always hungry to be the best. He heard the chants at Wrestlemania for his name, in a match he wasn’t even in. Then the next night, the fans were wanting him to cash in his MITB briefcase, and he pulled it off. But he has one man to thank for that, and it’s himself. People have always been jealous of him, because he has the hottest girlfriend, but….

Here comes Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter.

Zeb introduces himself, and is very happy that a real American has the title now. A man who was born in Cleveland, Ohio, billed in Hollywood, Florida is worthy to be the World heavyweight Championship.

Everyone knows who Ziggler should thank for the win, and that man is Jack Swagger.

This is Ziggler’s time, Jack had his shot at Wrestlemania, and he blew it. So get back in the end of the line Jack, it’s Ziggler’s time.

Swagger heads to the ring, but then he backs down when sees Big E.

Colter said that Swagger wants his title shot, and he won’t wait for long.

We can relive that moment as Ziggler said, go back to the DVRs, and see for one moment what it’s like being a Show-off.

Here comes the former World Heavyweight Champion, Alberto Del Rio.

Del Rio came out to congratulate Ziggler. He knows how it feels to cash in the briefcase, it’s how he won the WWE Title. But when his ankle heals, he gets his title rematch, and Ziggy will complain. Until then, hasta la vista.

A wink, and a smile.

Ziggler wants the music to stop playing, this is HIS celebration. The next person that walks through that curtain will find out why he is the real World Heavyweight Champion.


That’s what I thought, as I was saying….

Break down the walls…

It’s Y2J…..Chris Jericho.

He is telling Dolph to shut the hell up. Congratulating to winning the World Heavyweight Championship, but he is babbling about everything, including how beautiful his crazy girlfriend, AJ is. Is she crazy? AJ’s Crazy.

Y2J is the original Show-off, so he just came out of Booker T’s office, the one General Manager with information for every single one of his Jerichoholics, and his Dolphins.

His first match as World Heavyweight Champion will be against Chris Jericho, tonight. And when he gets done with this match, he will never……NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER be the same AG-AAAAAIN.

Ziggler Vs Jericho, tonight.

Team Hell No are on their way to the ring, next.

Team Hell No are going to face Prime Time Players, this might be short.

Team Hell No win the match with a Chokeslam, No Lock combination. The Shield show up on the Titantron. They weren’t backing down from them, when they helped Kane’s brother. You have to be smart about when you attack, and when you don’t. They will make their mark soon, and you will believe in The Shield.

Tonight, we will hear from HHH.

Santino Marella is ready for action, his opponent is the new Intercontinental Champion, Wade Barrett.

Wade wins, but Santino tried very hard….Bull Hammer Elbow, and that is all she wrote.

Still to come tonight, Dolph Ziggler will face Chris Jericho.

Wrestlemania Access week.

Booker T and Teddy Long are backstage, and we see Sheamus and Randy Orton question Booker T’s authority. Teddy tries to say that he had nothing to do with it. Booker solves this problem, later tonight, we will see a Handicap match of Orton and Sheamus to face Big Show.

After Orton and Sheamus leave, Booker stares right at Teddy Long, and Teddy shows us his true colors, just in it for himself.

The Bellas and Tamina Snuka make their way to the ring. They will face The Funkadactyls and Kaitlyn.

Bellas and Tamina win when the twins interfere on Cameron, and pin her.

Next, HHH speaks.

It’s time to play The Game.

He told us the Ass Kicker was back. He said they were going to fight, he said they were going to war. Paul Heyman can make any excuse….

Here comes 3MB.

Slater told HHH to shut up, apparently they have to jump the big guns to get noticed, so I guess we will do that.

3MB get closer to the ring, HHH is ready for a fight. Here come The Shield, side by side with 3MB.

Shield attack 3MB, and take them out.

Shield swarm the ring, and starts to head inside, but here come Team Hell No to help him out.

Booker T and Teddy Long are bickering again, and we see Big Show come out. He is upset about being put in a Handicap match, later tonight. Booker tells him that he ruined his match this past Monday night, and Big Show reminds us he has an iron clad contract, and can walk out anytime.

Booker tells him to go ahead, and he will check the consequences. But if he wants to fight, his match is next.

Handicap match is up now, Orton and Sheamus Vs Big Show.

Orton and Sheamus win the match by countout, after Big Show left the ringside area.

Still to come tonight, Dolph Ziggler will face off against Chris Jericho.

Moments ago, we see Sheamus and Orton take out Big Show. Renee Young tries to get a word in from Sheamus. Even though they took out Big Show, it took 2 men to do it. Sheamus says he has been in this company for a few years now, and knows it doesn’t matter how big you are, but the size of your heart.

Mark Henry came over and attacked Sheamus. That’s what he does.

Our next match is Antonio Cesaro, the United States Champion face Kofi Kingston.

Kofi wins the match with Trouble in Paradise. I am sure Kofi will get a United States Title opportunity down the road.

Next, we see footage from this past Monday Night Raw….Feed Me Cena.

Raw Rebound featuring Ryback attacking Cena.

Fandango makes an appearance before the main event. We are all Fandangoing. Duh Duh Duh Duh.

Ziggler Vs Jericho, now.

Ziggler steals the pin with the help of Big E. Langston, and Fandango. Jericho tries to get the upper hand, but the numbers game catches up with him. A Big Ending by Big E.

Ziggler raises the title high up in the air.

Fandango dances on Jericho’s head, and drops a legdrop on him. And of course, his name is Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndaaaaaaaaaaaaaanggooooooooooooooooooo.

The show ends here.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

A big week for Fandano here, bigger than even he had thought. When people sing his theme song, and those videos go viral, when one of those videos happen to be the Houston Texan Cheerleaders, you’ve made it. So now, it’s up to WWE to capitalize on his fame, and I expect nothing less from them. His dance partner still need a name however.

The show was fine, I am guessing The Shield will go after the World Tag Team Titles. I can see them beat Team Hell No.

Booker T and Teddy Long will break up, and nobody cares.

Dolph Ziggler is our new World Heavyweight Champion. Where does this leave Jack Swagger? Mark henry attacking Sheamus was interesting, I am guessing they are going to feud, again.

Tune in this coming Monday where we will see the continued adventures of WWE. What were your thoughts of the show? Send them to me.


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