WWE Friday Night Smackdown 5/17/13….Miz TV Sets The Main Event

Tonight, after Dolph Ziggler’s current condition takes him out of Extreme Rules, how will Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger set up their I Quit match? Miz TV will feature Randy Orton and Big Show tonight. Will The Viper strike? Or will see a Knockout Punch?

Smackdown is up now.

Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, and JBL welcome us to the show. 2 days away from Extreme Rules. The Miz kicks things off with Miz TV. His guests square off at Extreme Rules, with The Big Show and Randy Orton.

We see footage from the two men getting the upper hand this past week. Big Show said that this Sunday at Extreme Rules, Orton will be knocked out, just like he was this past Monday. Their match is the most anticipated, it began at Wrestlemania, and Big Show will finish Orton off.

Randy said while this match is the most anticipated, Big Show will be met with a RKO.

Here comes Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter.

Zeb said they are both wrong, because the most anticipated match is Jack Swagger Vs Alberto Del Rio. Jack will make Del Rio say “I Quit”, or in his case….”No Mas”.

Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez come out, Del Rio said that he will make Swagger say “I Quit”, because he’s….Rodriguez chants out Alberto Del Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Here comes Mark Henry.

Mark has been lifting tractors, and using a strap on Sheamus, because that’s what he do.

Sheamus enters the fun.

He said that Sheamus Vs Henry is the most anticipated, because Sheamus will use a strap on Mark, and he can do it now.

All 6 men start to fight in the ring, and when we come back from a break, he calls for a big 6-man tag match later tonight as our main event. Alberto Del Rio, Randy Orton, and Sheamus face Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, and Big Show.

Holla!! Holla!!

Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, and JBL officially welcome us to the show, but we hear The Shield’s music.

It will be Rollins and Reigns face The Uso’s, now.

The Shield win with a spear by Reigns. They continue to fight them off, but Kofi Kingston comes out, and The Shield take care of them. Kofi comes back with a chair, and The Shield retreat.

This Sunday, Kofi Vs Dean Ambrose for the United States Title, and we will see Rollins and Reigns face Team Hell No in a Tornado Tag Match for the Tag Team Titles.

Up next, Ryback Rules.

When we come back, Teddy Long welcomes back The Miz. Damien Sandow thinks that all Miz does is cause chaos. WWE needs a talk show that dignifies his guests, call it The Damien Sandow Show….You’re welcome.

Teddy thinks we should see The Miz Vs Damien Sandow, later tonight instead. You’re welcome.

This past Monday night, Ryback lays out John Cena’s ankle with a chair, furthering hurting his ankle.

Tons of Funk come out to the ring, they are next.

Tons of Funk takes care of Prime Time Players with a double body splash, pinning Darren Young. Their epic feud is now tied at 1-1.

Chris Jericho Vs Antonio Cesaro, next.

Jericho makes Cesaro tap to the Walls in a fun match. This Sunday, Fandango faces Jericho.

Speaking of Fandango, here come Summer Rae and Fandango. Fandango tries to attack Jericho from behind, but the wily veteran is ready, and takes out Fandango. He then gives Cesaro a Code Breaker for good measure.

They are talking about the WWE App again, and we see footage from Jack Swagger Vs Big E. Langston this past Monday.

We now see video from Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger.

Basically they are saying that they aren’t extremists, they are concerned Americans, when our government is lying to us. They deserve the truth, and a Real American won’t say “I Quit”

We The People.

Damien Sandow Vs The Miz, with Cody Rhodes doing commentary, now.

Miz wins with the Figure Four, despite Cody’s help on his best friend. This Sunday, at the pre-show, we will see Cody take on The Miz.

Kaitlyn Vs Aksana, earlier today, Kaitlyn received new gloves and flowers. She is more interested in the gloves than the flowers.

Kaitlyn wins with a spear.

Coming up next, a Caged Confrontation from Raw with HHH and Brock Lesnar.

“Live it up” by Airborne is the official theme song for Extreme Rules.

Brock Lesnar Vs HHH video footage is being shown now.

Our main event match tonight is up now. Alberto Del Rio, Randy Orton, and Sheamus taking on Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, and Big Show.

Orton, Sheamus, and Del Rio win the match with a RKO on Jack Swagger.

The show ends with all three men, four, if you include Ricardo staring down at their respective opponents for this Sunday.

Extreme Rules is this Sunday.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

A decent go-home show tonight, and it put over this Sunday’s big PPV. I am not sure what they are doing with Josh Matthews though, he seems to be acting a big heelish. Just not something I would recommend, as we had already seen it with Cole.

But I am looking forward to seeing the show this Sunday. What were your thoughts? Send them to me here.

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