WWE Monday Night Raw 10/7/13…WWE Is Going To Hell….In A Cell, That Is

Let’s be honest, we all knew something was going to happen last night, something that wasn’t right. Either we were going to have Daniel get screwed, and Orton would win the match, or the match would end in a no contest, which it did. But the way it happened bothered me, and I know I am not the only one. When HHH and Shawn Michaels faced each other for the World Heavyweight Title at Royal Rumble 2004, the two men beat each other senseless in a Last Man Standing match that neither man could stand up. They could have done it that way, but the way they ended left a bad taste in my mouth. But in a little more than 5 minutes, we will see how all of this goes down.

We are live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. We get to hear one of the “principal owners”, Stephanie McMahon.

The main event of last night’s show was ruined. So many people are upset, and all of this is one selfish man’s fault. So get out here, Big Show.

And here he comes.

Show tries to explain, but Stephanie tells him to shut up. He is under pressure both at work, and at home, and when he is under pressure, he makes mistakes. He knocked out officials, Randy Orton, and Daniel Bryan. What can he say?


She calls him a pathetic waste of life. Her husband has saved him so many times, he is broke, and he can’t even manage himself. They ask him to do his job, but he can’t even do that. It’s time to man up, and take your punishment.

Can he go now? She tells him they own Big Show, and it’s time to get on your hands and beg for forgiveness with the fans.

He can’t do that. She tells him he is worthless, and doesn’t even have a soul.

Show won’t beg, because he couldn’t take it anymore. He knocked out Daniel Bryan, because she told him to.

She tries to dissuade that, but he says Brad us just a puppet to herself, and her son of a bitch husband.

She slaps him, and then fires him.

He screams he is fired and moves out of the ring.

Tonight, a 6-man tag match between Cody Rhodes, Goldust, and Daniel Bryan Vs The Shield.

Moments ago, we see what we just saw, Stephanie slapped Big Show, and fired him.

Our first match is Dolph Ziggler taking on Damien Sandow.

Ziggler wins the match with a Famouser, continuing Sandow’s losing streak.

Now, Stephanie is blaming Brad Maddox for everything last night, INCLUDING the black out. Glorious.

Brad tries to blame it on HHH, but Stephanie isn’t hearing of it. He won’t be fired, and he will publicly apologize, and he will tell the WWE Universe what he is going to do to make up for it.

During the break, they brought out Bruno Sammartino, who celebrated a birthday yesterday, and King les the crowd to sing Happy Birthday to the legend himself.

Alicia Fox, Aksana, and Rosa Mendes is now going to face Natalya, Jo-Jo, and Eva Marie.

Nattie handled most of the work, and her team won with the Sharpshooter.

The Raw General Manager comes out, with no music. He apologizes for the incident last night at Battleground. But to make sure there is a winner, Orton and Daniel Bryan will face each other, inside Hell in a Cell. There will be a special guest referee, with three capable legends. We get to vote on the WWE App, and the person we choose will be announced later tonight.

But first, we will be introduced the legends.

Booker T is the first one out.

Booker is the 6-time World Heavyweight Champion, and we all know he will do the right thing, for the people. He is going to do the right thing, for business. NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT….SUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!

Michael Cole, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and JBL welcome us to the show.

Los Matadores are next.

Los Matadores, with Little Torito will take on 3MB.

Los Matadores win the match with a double suplex, or something….Ole.

Now El Torito is going after Heath Slater. God Bless his heart.

Axel and Ryback are with Heyman, they are up next.

Earlier tonight, Stephanie McMahon fired Big Show.

Paul Heyman guys are in the ring. Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Paul Heyman, and he is the best in the world. He is the only man on the face of this planet can make the claim he beat CM Punk with both hands tied behind his back.

Punk can legitimately say he pinned Ryback last night, at Battleground. But the record should reflect is he isn’t only a bully, but he is a cheater as well.

Footage freezes up, when Punk kicked Ryback in the balls.

Heyman is standing there, and here comes CM Punk.

Punk admits to no wrongdoing, all he did last night was win. He might have kicked Ryback in the balls, but he did that to see if he had any.

Heyman promises he will never do that again, and Punk counters to say he will do that, he’ll pin Ryback again. Are they here to issue a challenge? He accepts it, he’ll do it anytime. Tonight, 3 weeks at Hell in a Cell. He proved what happens to bullies. Ryback is bigger, but Punk is smarter.

Ryback tells him to come to the ring now, and do something about it.

R-Truth comes out from nowhere, and he is requesting to tag with Punk, and we have our match, now.

Truth and Punk win with an Axe Kick, Truth pinning Axel. I thought Truth was turning heel, but not tonight.

The next legend is Mr. Backlund, in complete character form. He doesn’t like to say language, the fans don’t know who this guy is. But he says he doesn’t care who wins, or loses. He will do what is best.

I am feeling we will see Mick Foley, here, and as the choice.

Our next match is Kofi Kingston Vs Randy Orton.

Orton wins the match with a RKO.

After the match, Daniel Bryan shows up out of nowhere, and attacks Orton. They take it to the commentary table with officials coming out, trying to separate the two. Even a Jamie Noble sighting.

Orton retreats to the back, with Daniel going after him. Big 6-man tag match later tonight. The Rhodes Boys and Daniel Vs The Shield.

We come back and sees Vickie Guerrero with Alberto Del Rio. Vickie is here to make a big announcement tonight. Del Rio wants to be the new face of WWE. He’s the only champion they have. He wanted the night off, but he understands, the people need to see him in action, so he trusts her to make a wise choice for his opponent.

Del Rio is hitting on Vickie now, and tells her how beautiful she is, and gives her a kiss. Vickie does not look impressed when he leaves.

The final choice, and the one who is going to win is none other than “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels.

He guarantees that there will be a winner, for us. So vote for HB-Shizzle.

So, our three choices are Booker T, Bob Backlund, and Shawn Michaels.

How can we download the WWE App on Android? They are showing us.

Voting starts, now.

We see Stephanie McMahon slap Big Show again, and fired him earlier tonight.

We now see who will serve as the special guest referee be at Hell in a Cell.

The winner will be announced later tonight.

Alberto Del Rio comes out for his match.

Excuse Me….

Vickie calls for Del Rio’s opponent to be Ricardo Rodriguez.

By the way, last night was RVD’s last match. Yeah, that big hype video WWE spent on him, lasted for a few months. Okay, this was agreed upon, he will be back at some point.

Vickie informs Alberto Del Rio’s opponent for Hell in a Cell is none other than….John Cena.

Ricardo rolls Del Rio up, and pins him, for the victory.

Was that a joke? Del Rio doesn’t think its funny, he is taking out Ricardo.

Del Rio hurts Ricardo’s arm, puts it through a chair, stomps on it and gets the Cross Arm Breaker.

It’s official, John Cena Vs Alberto Del Rio, at Hell in a Cell.

Fandango Vs Zack Ryder, now.

Fandango wins with his patented leg drop.

We now find out who will be the special guest ref for Daniel Bryan Vs Randy Orton, at Hell in a Cell.

It’s Shawn Michaels, at 61%. Mr. Backlund had 32%, and Booker T had 7%. What does that say about Booker T, sucka?

6-Man tag match, later tonight.

Our next match is another Battleground rematch. The Real Americans Vs Santino and The Great Khali.

The Real Americans win again, with a Cesaro Swing. Cesaro pins Khali, and now Cesaro gives us a Hornswoggle Swing.

But the Cobra strikes.

October is Rise Above Cancer month, and we get a touching video from Titus O’ Neil, who sadly missed his Grandma with cancer, when he was 17 years old.

Go to komen.org/wwe.

Miz TV is next.

Miz TV is up now, but before he can say much, here come The Wyatt Family.

We’re here.

The lights come back, and we see Rowan and Harper waiting for Miz, but Miz runs out of the ring, and nails Bray Wyatt. Bray laughs it up, like only he can do.

Stephanie and Brad are in the office. HHH shows up, he is going to make sure to go out and do what’s best for business, while Brad waits in the office.

Our main event, big 6-man tag match with Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, and Goldust taking on The Shield is now.

The match ends in a DQ, with The Shield using a chair, but HHH changes this, and makes this a No DQ match.

Orton comes out through the crowd to give Daniel Bryan a RKO on the outside, Rollins pins Bryan.

Now The Shield attack all three men, and here comes The Big Show.

How did he get into the building?

The Shield tries to take out Show, but they can’t do it. HHH is face to face with Big Show. Reigns clips his knee, and all three men take him out like a wolfpack, but Show stops them all, and now it’s just HHH and Big Show.

Big Show KNOCKS HHH OUT!!!!!

Big Show leaves the ring, and Daniel Bryan chants yes at HHH’s expense, and the show ends with Daniel celebrating in the ring.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

The first half of the show sucked, but boy the ending was fantastic. I am not even going to wonder how Big Show showed up, after they told us he had left the building. This certainly will set up a match between the two men. Will it take place at Hell in a Cell, or Survivor Series?

I am also glad to see Shawn Michaels take part in this match. I am also glad they acknowledged Shawn training Daniel, and now he should have a segment or two with Hunter. Hopefully, it’s good drama, which is what we all need.

However, I think they need to focus on the fact that we still don’t have a WWE Champion. But at Hell in a Cell, there will be a winner.

Whether we like it or not, John Cena is back, it seems. This isn’t the first time that he comes back way too early from a very serious injury. And of course, WWE needs John Cena, judging by the low ratings lately, but is it really best for business?

What did you think of the show, and how did Big Show sneak back into the building? Send me your thoughts.


About Kevin Gillman
I have had this blog up for a few years, writing every Monday night and anytime in between. Always check the site out, send me a comment on what your thoughts are for the current state of wrestling.

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