WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/23/14…2 Days Away From Royal Rumble

This show is dedicated to the loss of former wrestler, and booker, George Scott.

We are 2 days away from Royal Rumble. Josh Matthews and JBL welcome us to the show. We will see a big 10-man tag match of The Uso’s, The Rhodes Family, and Big E. Langston facing The Shield and The New Age Outlaws.

We are in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

The Real Americans are in the ring, with Zeb Colter.

Their opponents are a bully, in Big Show, who took advantage of a former Vietnam war veteran. And his partner is a man who wears a mask in Rey Mysterio. What is he running from, senior Mysterio, if that is his real name. But at least they have a tag name, unlike them. So Zeb gives us the honor of naming them The Border Hopping Bullies, or how about El Gordo and the Jumping Bean, or Zeb’s favorite, Tacos Supremos. But whatever you call them, they are the big problem of this country, as anyone that agrees with them. But he wants the real Americans in the building to stand up, and scream….

We the people….

The Real Americans Vs Tacos Supremos, it is.

Big Show and Rey win the match when Show knocks out Cesaro.

Paul Heyman comes out, and tells Show to cherish this win tonight, because there will be nothing for Show to celebrate this Sunday at Royal Rumble. To give Show credit, he took down Brock Lesnar, he gut wrench suplex Brock out of the ring. Just beating Show won’t be enough. He will suffer and suffocate, and then his client Brock Lesnar will go on to conquer the rest of the WWE.

A big 10-man tag match later tonight. Also, CM Punk will address Kane.

Brodus Clay is in the ring, set to face The Miz.

Bad News Barrett comes out to tell us we have a 10-man tag match tonight that could be a main event on any night. But he has some bad news for us. We will bore the crowd first, with the worst match in WWE history. He has a chant for us….Miz is awful.

The Miz wins with his DDT, and goes right after Barrett. But Bad News Barrett has some bad news for him, he is standing down there, and Barrett is standing up there.

The Royal Rumble…it’s about the numbers.

Next, we have footage of Batista’s WWE return.

31 days, 2 hours, 32 minutes, and 13 seconds from the debut of the WWE Network.

Divas action here, with AJ Lee Vs Cameron.

AJ wins with a Shining Wizard, match is over.

Tamina takes out Cameron, but Naomi takes out AJ.

Raw Rebound featuring Btaista’s WWE return this past Monday on Raw.

A message from The Shield.

2 days away from 27 other superstars that had dreams and aspirations, but those dreams will come crashing down. The Shield will dominate every second, and showcase what they can do. Reigns said he will then win the Rumble, and headline Wrestlemania. Believe that…believe in The Shield.

Ryback and Curtis Axel are set to face Los Matadores, now.

Axel and Ryback win with a rollup.

Ryback is still upset at El Torito, however.

CM Punk is making his way to the ring, next.

Here comes “The Best in the World” CM Punk.

Punk talks about the entire Authority doesn’t want him to win the Royal Rumble match, by putting him in at number one. But he thrives on opportunities, and will prove he is the best in the world, by beating 29 other superstars, and main eventing Wrestlemania.

Kane shows up, he has done some research on his chances of winning the Rumble match, with going in as number one. He has 0.00000067 percent chance of winning. But on behalf of The Authority, he wishes him luck.

Punk asks Kane what happened to him, he used to be the Demon’s evil son, and now he turned in his manhood when he turned in his mask to the Authority. He knows the odds aren’t good, but never tell him about the odds. He will prove them all wrong.

Later tonight, big 10-man tag match.

We now see Daniel Bryan Vs Bray Wyatt video.

Our next match is The Prime Time Players facing Rowan and Harper.

Rowan and Harper win, with Harper’s wicked clothesline. Pinning Darren Young.

Sister Abigail on Darren, and Bray has the mic.

He’s not going to just defeat Daniel Bryan at the Royal Rumble. He is going to hurt him, then he is going to change the world. They won’t deny him anymore, follow the buzzards.

Here comes Daniel Bryan.

Daniel wants Bray to listen to these people. They fear not the reapers, and this Sunday, when they face each other, he will no longer be trapped in his madness. Bray will be trapped in Daniel’s. And he will find out who the true madness, as the fans scream out….

Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

Royal Rumble this Sunday, we will see the biggest rematch in history when John Cena faces Randy Orton.

Fandango, with Summer Rae Vs Kofi Kingston is next.

Trouble in Paradise, Kofi beats Fandango for the win.

John Cena Vs Randy Orton preview video is playing now.

Our main event, 10-man tag of The Shield and New Age Outlaws facing The Rhodes Family, The Uso Brothers, and Big E. Langston is now.

The Shield and Outlaws lose by DQ when all action is chaos. Now comes all of the other superstars that are involved in the Rumble match, we have a Royal Rumble preview to end the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

Other than the main event, we could have skipped this show and go right to Royal Rumble. Having said that, I can’t wait for Sunday night. Give me your picks on who is going to win, I will talk to you on Sunday.

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About Kevin Gillman
I have had this blog up for a few years, writing every Monday night and anytime in between. Always check the site out, send me a comment on what your thoughts are for the current state of wrestling.

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