WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/18/14…Sheamus Vs Batista

Behold The King….The King of Kings….on your knees punk.

HHH kicks off Smackdown tonight, in Nashville, Tennessee. Any TNA chants tonight?

One of his jobs as COO is finding the talent all throughout the globe. Then watching them succeed. And on top of the list of guys he is proud of, there is nobody higher than The Shield.

Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins has so much talent, but perhaps he gave them too much power. Because when you have too much power, you tend to overdo things. And when you draw a line across the sand, do not cross that line. The Shield crossed it, and we see what happened to them this past Monday night, when we saw the return of Evolution.

Evolution do have an awesome theme music.

Monday night, The Shield found humility, they were humbled at their feet. They can move past this, HHH can let bygones be bygones. All The Shield had to do was grovel at his feet, ask for forgiveness, and because it;s best for business, HHH can forgive. And what did he get? Silence.

Roman Reigns tweeted that kings do not win wars, soldiers do. And while that is fantasy, this is the reality, soldiers can get bought and sold. And The Shield, your time is done. At Extreme Rules, The Shield will face off against the most destructive force the world has ever seen. The Shield will face Evolution, for the first time in 10 years, Evolution will show what true destruction is. And at Extreme Rules, Evolution will show what true power really is. In life, you either adapt, or perish. That is what Evolution is about.

JBL and Michael Cole welcome us to the show.

Tonight, the main event is Sheamus Vs Batista.

Our first match is Alberto Del Rio Vs Big E.

Del Rio is DQ’d for not breaking the Cross Arm Breaker to the count of 5. Del Rio attacks Big E. and goes after his arm, but Big E. comes back with the big ending, having the final say.

This is Warrior Week on WWE Network, and we will have a Legends of Wrestlemania panel on Warrior.

2 weeks ago, Brock Lesnar defeated The Undertaker at Wrestlemania, ending The Streak.

Next, we hear from Paul Heyman.

Are you a BOleiever?

Heyman is in the ring.

He is the advocate to the fastest rising star in WWE, “The King of Swing” Cesaro. He is also the one behind THE ONE, in 21-1. The advocate of the man who beat The Streak, Brock Lesnar.

His client, Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak. He loves saying that, because he keeps repeating it.

Heyman vented, and now he feels better. He thanks us for our indulgence. He is glad he had the guidance of the Tennessee ignorance. And take a little out of his time to tell us something personal, his client, Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak.

Oh boy, the match we have been waiting to see for 6 months, Hornswoggle Vs El Torito is tonight.

But first, the new Divas Champion, Paige comes to the ring, and face Aksana.

At Extreme Rules, Paige puts her Divas Title on the line against Tamina Snuka.

Oh boy, Aksana has the mic.

All Divas are jealous of Paige, because of the title she has, but let’s face it, she got luck….and tonight, her lucks run out.

That was turrible.

Paige wins with the awesome Scorpion Crab Lock.

Renee Young is with Sheamus.

Tonight, he faces Batista. We see footage of what happened 3 weeks ago when Batista lays out Sheamus.

Rather than fight Sheamus like a man, he took him out with a chair. It’s not about who hits the hardest, it’s who hits the hardest and keeps on fighting. Last time, Batista got his shots in, tonight, it’s Sheamus’ time. It’s time to fight, fella.

The clash of the titans…Hornswoggle Vs El Torito, next.

Torito wins the match with a Bullsault.

Hornswoggle is now a member of 3MB, I guess.

Tonight, Sheamus Vs Batista.

Alexander Rusev video is playing. He is next, making his Smackdown debut.

It’s time for some Bad News Barrett.

We just witnessed the biggest little man match in WWE history. But I’m afraid I have some bad news. People cheering for this match means we have such little brains.

Or something like that….

Anyway, Rusev Vs R-Truth, now.

Truth taps out to The Accolade. Xavier Woods tries to help his friend out, but he too is caught by the Bulgarian Brute.

“The Ravishing Russian” Lana is impressed, as am I.

Tribute to The Ultimate Warrior is next.

Awesome song in the video piece, which is “One More Time” by 7Dust.

Always believe.

Fandango Vs Santino Marella is up now.

Santino wins with a sunset flip. So even Layla can’t help Fandango’s career.

Layla stole Cobra, and Emma brought it back.

But she was struck by Cobra.

Footage from last Monday night, when Stephanie McMahon scolded Kane, for losing to Daniel Bryan.

Business has just picked up, our main event…Sheamus Vs Batista is now.

Batista wins the match with a Batista Bomb. A very good match, and it also made Sheamus look good. A fun main event.

The show ends here with Batista celebrating.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

The three highlights of the show tonight was the main event, HHH with his promo, and Torito Vs Hornswoggle.

And that last statement is a bit sarcastic there.

So yeah, Smackdown in a nut shell. But we still have Raw on Monday night. Send me your thoughts here.


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