WWE Monday Night Raw 9/8/14…Raw Is Springer

Tonight, Jerry Springer makes his return to Raw. Maybe he can be a part of the creative team, and improve Raw. The last few weeks have been lackluster, to say the least.

But here we go, a new day, a new chance.

Steel cage match will kick off the show. Chris Jericho Vs Bray Wyatt, in Baltimore, Maryland.

Wyatt wins the match by escaping through the cage, leaping over Jericho. A very fun match and a great start to the show. Jericho did a flying cross body off the top of the cage, and hurt his knee. So Chris was selling it the rest of the match, and now Bray goes after the knee after the match.

Sister Abigail on a laying Chris Jericho.

Follow the Buzzards!!

Tonight, Paul Heyman has a warning for John Cena. We will also have a Jerry Springer Bella Intervention, and also Orton Vs Reigns, a Summerslam rematch.

Kane and Seth Rollins are happy about the start of Raw. HHH tells them they need to put on something nobody will forget. Randy Orton approaches them.

Orton is in the main event, and he wants HHH’s permission to have Orton do something to Reigns that will make what Rollins did to Ambrose look like Sunday School.

HHH gives him his blessing.

The Intercontinental Champion, Dolph Ziggler is in the ring.

A very controversial weekend for Hollywood last week. Several celebrities had their personal photos hacked online. Nobody deserves that, not even D-lister celebrities.

Except for one person, The Miz.

Ziggler has some pictures of Miz.

A picture of Miz having a facial.

Another one of him shaving his chest.

Just as he is about to show one that blows the roof off, here comes The Miz and Damien Mizdow.

Ziggler is invading the sanctimony of his home. His people will sue Ziggler, his people, and everyone in the world if they try to re-publish those photos.

If he shows those photos one more time, he will make sure Ziggler never works in this town again.

If that is the case, then Ziggler wants to make sure he gets his money worth.

It’s a picture of Damien using spray tan on Miz’s ass.

Mizdow tries to attack, but Ziggler hits a dropkick, and a Zig Zag.

Miz walks away, he gets his shot at the IC Title at Night of Champions.

Tonight, Randy Orton Vs Roman Reigns in a Summerslam Rematch.

Also tonight, Jerry Springer’s Bella Intervention.

Paige and AJ Lee Vs Rosa Mendes and Natalya in the ring, now.

AJ and Paige win when AJ tags herself into Paige, and slaps a Black Widow. Rosa didn’t even tag to Natalya.

Now both divas kiss the title, and AJ skips along.

Earlier tonight, Jericho hurts his knee, and he was tended to but Orton attacked Jericho. Randy did it because it’s the season premiere.

That’s a trend on this show.

Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Paul Heyman, and he is the advocate to the WWE World Champion, Brock Lesnar.

His client would like to give Cena some advice….

Here comes the former champ.

If Heyman wants to say things to Cena’s face, he is here, so talk.

Up until Summerslam, Cena was the greatest World Champion of all-time. He is here to listen to some truth, in front of the world. Brock thought you would come out, and if he did, he would drop the warning and offer some inside information.

Heyman has been authorized to tell Cena how to beat Brock at Night of Champions.

Cena knows how to beat Brock. Lesnar beat The Undertaker, at Wrestlemania and we haven’t seen him since. Brock beat him at Summerslam, and one week later, he comes back and wants more. Never give up. He offers a handkerchief.

Heyman laughs and says Cena lives to be John Cena, and that is his down fall. He lives to come out for those kids, whether it’s at a live event, or on TV. He thrives to hear “Let’s Go Cena”, and Brock hears 3 voices. The referee to count to 3, Heyman to tell him what to do, and his opponent to hear the pain they are going through.

Here is a gift for Cena, to give in.

There are also people who chant “Cena Sucks”, and it gets to him. Someone like Heyman says it, he has to put up with it. But that one time, when that fat, unemployed man in the 6th row is chanting “Cena sucks”, isn’t there one time he wants to tell that man to shut up?

Heyman goes old school with Cena and gives that fan a Baltimore Ravens rap. Just one time, lose the wristband, lose the T-shirt, lose the hustle, loyalty, and respect. Then, Cena can be the one who beats the one in 21-1. Or, he can be just another one of the victims who was conquered by Brock Lesnar.

Heyman believes in Cena, but his client Brock Lesnar doesn’t think he has it in himself.

Cena is about to leave, but he hears the Let’s go Cena/Cena sucks chants.

Now Cena screams at Heyman to shut up.

He sees what he is doing, his client Brock Lesnar wants to end Cena, and so does Heyman. He thinks a way to end him is to take off the show, and let down the kids.

Does he want Cena to pop off at the fans, the men who are wearing wife beaters? Cena doesn’t think so. Heyman believes in Eat, sleep, conquer, repeat. He believes it so much, he would turn on his client, and have a smile on his face. Cena lives by one rule, Be John Cena, repeat, be John Cena, repeat.

He thrives on being that guy. Something he doesn’t see, Cena tells the kid to do his homework so he can come to Raw to see Cena.

And his dad is yelling out Cena Sucks, but after the show, he comes up to him, tells John he doesn’t like him, but thank you for being what’s right to his kid.

He loves visiting kids that need him. He loves visiting soldiers that had lost their leg, and yet just showing up makes his day. That’s all Cena knows is eat, sleep, be John Cena.

Then, comes an advocate who wants Cena to strip everything away, just so he can win a match. So what does he win? He just wants to stop talking, and fight.

But Cena will give Heyman 7 days. He will show up on Raw to fight. Bring the beast, bring The One, Brock Lesnar. If he shows up, they will fight. But if he decides to stay on vacation, then Cena will fight Heyman.

Have a nice week Paul, he will see him next Monday.

Sheamus is ready for a match, he faces Seth Rollins, now.

Cesaro helped Rollins get the win, and Seth hits a Curb Stomp. Cesaro now has the United States Title, with bad intentions.

Nails Sheamus with a Neutralizer.

Cesaro Vs Sheamus at Night of Champions for the United States Title.

3 weeks ago, Mark Henry issued a challenge to Rusev.

The stage is set, Night of Champions, Rusev Vs Henry.

Rusev and Lana are out now.

“The Star Spangled Banner” was written in Baltimore, so Lana tells us. Shutup, now she is singing for us.

Her own version, we all stand in awe of Rusev.

Now we hear the real national anthem, the Russian national anthem, in honor of the Russian patriot, Rusev.

This Thursday, NXT Takeover, Fatal 4-Way. Boy, do I have some catching up to do. Behind 2 months in that program. Adrian Neville and Sami Zayn Vs Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd is up next.

Neville and Zayn win when Neville hits a 450 splash, pinning Breeze.

Jerry Springer segment is next, yup, we go from a tremendous segment that sold wrestling to a crappy segment that wastes all of our time.

Season Premiere!!

Here comes Stephanie McMahon.

It breaks Steph’s heart to see a family being ripped apart, like the Bellas have been. She wrestled her own father 10 years ago in this company, and they since reconciled. It’s great to have family together. So she could invite only one man who can bring them back together, and that is Jerry Springer.

Jerry has been dealing with family dysfunction for the last 24 years, and when he was asked to bring back Nikki and Brie together, why wouldn’t you say no?

Bring in Brie, who finally has some new music of her own.

We see the segment from last week, when the two Bellas fight it out. Brie apologized last week on Twitter.

She never should have stooped down to her classless level.

So is Brie any better? Nikki is the one who wished Brie died in her mother’s womb.

Here comes Nikki Bella.

Nikki did accept her apology last week, but that doesn’t mean she forgives her of all the years of being treated like a second-class sister. But she is a sophisticated woman, and has alot of things going for her. “Total Divas” premiered last night, and she has a Divas Title match at Night of Champions.

We see segments of “Total Divas” with dissention between the two sisters.

Now Nikki is blaming Brie for her dad leaving them.

And now, we have Papa Bella. Now Momma Bella, they are both wanting the two to get along.

No matter what happens, Nikki cost Brie her match, Nikki wished Brie to be dead, and she broke her heart.

Now JJ Bella is here.

JJ is blaming this all on Nikki, she is not the victim.

Now the two sisters get into it, and down goes Springer. Nikki tries to slap Brie, but slaps JJ and Brie hits a spear.

Stephanie steps in, and slams Brie down, now the two sisters fight again.

Jason is no Steve, he just finally came in and helped Jerry.

Now come the EMTs taking Jerry out. He seemed to hurt his ankle.

Tonight, Summerslam Rematch, Orton Vs Reigns.

Goldust and Stardust Vs Los Matadores are up now.

Uso’s Vs Goldust and Stardust at Night of Champions.

Star and Gold Dust win with Dark Matter.

The Uso’s attack from behind, they are returning the favor.

WWE are giving their condolences to Joan Rivers.

Now we see a tribute video to Joan.

Oh good lord, we have Titus O’ Neil Vs Adam Rose.

Rose wins with a Party Foul, after the bunny went after Heath Slater.

After the match, we see a Superkick by the bunny, and a Bunnysplash.

Oh boy, Slater Gator’s push is done.

The only appearance tonight by Renee Young is with Roman Reigns. He says that Orton is the Viper, but he has the antidote, his two fists.

Earlier tonight, Cena challenged Lesnar or Heyman to a fight next week.

Brock Lesnar video is showing now.

Brock Lesnar will return live, next week.

Our main event, Randy Orton Vs Roman Reigns, Summerslam Rematch is now.

Orton loses by DQ, because Kane and Rollins come in and attack Rollins. Some ring crew come running to set up what happens to be the cage coming down, so its 3-on-1. But at first it doesn’t work. Reigns fights off Rollins and Kane so they don’t make it into the cage, but the find a way.

The last part of the night is when Rollins screams at Reigns that he made him, and now he’s going to end him. Hits a Curb Stomp on Reigns head through a chair.

The Authority are left standing, ending the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

A much better flowing show tonight than the previous month. I wish they would do this more often, but since this was a “season premiere”, there was added pressure to make it stand out.

Now, I can’t wait to see Brock return next week to confront Cena. I loved that promo, and when John can give us a passionate promo, it works on many levels. But if he ever turns heel, I would think something drastic would have to happen. Would losing to Lesnar be a start at Night of Champions?

What are your thoughts on the show? Send them to me.

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About Kevin Gillman
I have had this blog up for a few years, writing every Monday night and anytime in between. Always check the site out, send me a comment on what your thoughts are for the current state of wrestling.

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