WWE Extreme Rules 4/26/15

Tonight, WWE goes Extreme.  Randy Orton Vs Seth Rollins headlines the PPV, inside a steel cage.  We will also see John Cena Vs Rusev in a Russian Chain Match.  Roman Reigns faces Big Show in a Last Man Standing match.  So much, and more.

But first, we have the kick-off show.

Here we go.

We are in Chicago. Renee Young, Booker T, Corey Graves, and Byron Saxton are a part of the Kick-off panel.

They are going over the lineup tonight. We will see our first ever Miss Me Arse match, between Sheamus Vs Dolph Ziggler. Divas Title, with Nikki Bella Vs Naomi.

Daniel Bryan is not medically cleared for tonight, so on the Kick-off show, we will see Bad News Barrett Vs Neville.

New Day Vs Kidd and Cesaro is added to the PPV now.

Tom Phillips is in the Social Media Lounge, for Extreme Rules.

Kane will be the guest on tonight’s show, you can ask Kane questions with hashtag #AskKane.

What will Kane’s role be in tonight’s main event as Gatekeeper of the steel cage?

We see video footage of Rollins Vs Orton, now.

Orton’s RKO is banned tonight, so how can he find a way to win without it?

It’s the “Young Lion” against “The Veteran”.

Also tonight, Naomi will face Nikki Bella for the Divas Title.

We see Naomi take out Paige two weeks ago.

Eden is standing by with Naomi.

Naomi is dropping the “good girl” image. She is about taking risks, and is tired of people judging her when they have no business doing that. She is walking tonight as the new Divas Champion.

Dean Ambrose interrupts this fun, Dean is here for a Chicago Streetfight, with Luke Harper.

Dean remembers Wrestlemania. He remembers 12 staples to his head. He is taking it to Luke Harper tonight. Dean Ambrose gets his revenge, right here in Chicago, and he walks off.

Sheamus Vs Dolph Ziggler in a Kiss Me Arse match, and we see footage of Sheamus laying out Ziggler.

Someone is kissing ass after the match, and I feel like it will be Ziggler.

Stephanie McMahon will be a guest on Chris Jericho’s podcast, featured on WWE Network this Thursday, after Smackdown.

Tough Enough segment.

Now we see the buildup to Reigns Vs Big Show tonight, in a Last Man Standing match.

Bray Wyatt interrupts the festivities. He tells us he is just like all of us, he is weak. Bray understands him. We all understand that a man must walk among the gods, but God must walk among men. You are a coward, and he is the new face of fear.

Will Bray Wyatt show up tonight?

Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to the show. Bad News has the mic.

He tells us Daniel Bryan isn’t medically cleared to compete tonight, but the truth is Daniel is afraid of Bad News Barrett. Because he is afraid of losing the Intercontinental Title to him, and who to blame him?

Since he is “The Michael Jordan” of England, minus the gambling problems. He wants to give us a bonus match, of Barrett Vs Neville.

And here we go.

What a great match this was, Barrett had many opportunities, but Neville wins with Red Arrow.

A great start to Extreme Rules.

Kane is joining Social Media Lounge, but he walks away after 2 questions.

John Cena Vs Rusev in a Russian Chain match is being featured now.

Who wins the match?

It’s time for Extreme Rules. Keep checking here for updates throughout the night.

We are live, in Chicago, Illinois. Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to the show.

We kick off with a Chicago Streetfight, Dean Ambrose Vs Luke Harper.

This match ends in a no contest, when Luke Harper drove off in a limo, and Ambrose followed him in the car.

We will see more from them, later.

Charles Robinson ran after them, which is funny.

We see HHH, and he brings Kane in to check on Ambrose and Harper. They run into Rollins. HHH wants both of them on the same page tonight. Rollins agrees, but he wants to know why Kane threw him to the wolves on Roman Reigns’ spear. Kane tells Rollins he has been a spoiled brat since he won the title. HHH tells Kane Rollins has a point, and Kane tells them both he will do what is best for business.

Kiss Me Arse match is now with Dolph Ziggler Vs Sheamus.

Ziggler wins the match with a rollup. Sheamus has to kiss Ziggy’s ass.

Sheamus is trying to get away, but the ref tells him he must do this.

And of course, Sheamus punches Ziggler in the nuts, and gives him a Brogue Kick.

You didn’t think he would kiss his arse, did you Ziggler? Especially in this stinking town. He told him he would make Ziggler kiss his arse, and he won’t disappoint.

So he shoves Ziggler’s head on his arse.

Wow, what was the point of having the match, then?

So it’s now New Day Vs Kidd and Cesaro, for the Tag Team Titles.

The New Day wins the match, and Tag Titles. Natalya slapped Xavier, Tyson kicked Xavier, Big E flew into Tyson. Cesaro looks on, and Kofi rolls up the tights, and holds on to them for the win.

The New Day were acting like heels, while Cesaro and Kidd were the faces.

Interesting dynamic here.

We hear from the Extreme Rules panel. They go over what we have seen so far, and they show us Barrett Vs Neville match earlier tonight. Neville picks up an upset victory.

Renee Young is with The New Day.

Positivity has taken over here, when they say New Day, we say new champs. New Day….sucks.

We see the limo come up again, with Luke Harper flying out and Ambrose going after him.

They come back to the ringside.

We have flying chairs in the ring, ECW chants, and Dirty Deeds. Dean Ambrose pins Luke Harper.

I loved that segment there.

WWE Payback is in 3 weeks, Sunday, May 17th.

WWE United States Title match is up now. John Cena Vs Rusev in a Russian Chain Match.

Cena touches all four corners before Rusev did, so he retained the title. The fans were digging Lana, so Rusev forced her to leave, which the fans hated. Shades of Marc Mero and Sable there.

The Champ Is Here, or something like that.

Renee Young is with Roman Reigns. Roman said Big Show can knock him down, but he can’t keep him down. So what happens when he gets knocked down? He gets right back up, and he will be the Last Man Standing.

Believe that.

Nikki Bella Vs Naomi for the Divas Title is up now.

Nikki wins when Brie kicks Naomi, and Nikki hits a Rack Attack.

So what was the point of Naomi turning heel if she loses the title match?

Rusev is irate at losing, and I believe irate at Lana. He orders her to walk away.

She walks into The Authority’s office.

Last Man Standing match is up now, Roman Reigns Vs Big Show.

Roman Reigns is the last man standing, giving Big Show a spear through an announce table, and he lifted the announce table and put it on top of Show, so he couldn’t get up.

A fun match here.

Kane is walking backstage, and Orton approaches him. Orton tells Kane they have known each other for over a decade. They have fought each other, and have fought with each other. Orton tells Kane when they are done with him, they will throw him out like garbage. Orton knows who he is, Kane, even if he has forgotten.

Orton Vs Rollins, inside a steel cage is up now.

WWE Tough Enough returns on my birthday, June 23rd.

Oh my, it’s Bo Dallas.

Bo Dallas tells us Chicago is number one….at not taking a shower before you come to the arena. Number one at not listening to Bo Dallas’ advice, and smelling up the arena. You need to listen to what he is saying.

Raise your hands, and repeat after him, all you have to do is BOleive…..

Feed Me More!!

Ryback comes out, and while Bo tries to fight back, ShellShock!!

Feed Me More!!

Byron Saxton is with Rusev.

John Cena didn’t beat him. He is a coward and a lyer. Lana tells Rusev that it is done. The final chapter of Rusev Vs Cena will be at Payback, in an I Quit match.

The perfect combination for America. John Cena will quit, like all Americans do.

Steel cage goes down, Orton Vs Rollins, isnide a steel cage is now.

Kane was involved, whacked both guys with the cage door. He chokeslammed Orton, Rollins, J & J Security. Orton gave Kane a RKO after a kickout, then Rollins hits a RKo on Orton, and escapes out of the cage, to retain his WWE Title.

The show ends with Rollins celebrating on the ground.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

I had low expectations going into this show, but it was a fun night. I loved the Streetfight, and how it continued on throughout the night, with Dean winning.

I’m bored with Kane and The Authority however. Either he is a part of them, or not. That part just didn’t make any sense.

And Naomi should have won Divas Title too, because now why would she get another title match, when she lost in the ring?

We will see, and WWE has been teasing WWE King of the Ring is coming back on WWE Network this Tuesday. We will see tomorrow night.

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