WWE Monday Night Raw 3/30/15….The Night After
March 30, 2015 Leave a comment
After an epic Wrestlemania, where we have a new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and his name is Seth Rollins. We are live in San Jose, California, where we can expect a big show. What’s in store?
Raw is now.
Here Comes The Pain!!
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And I am the Advocate of the most non-PG ass kicker of the PG Era, Brock Lesnar.
So let’s talk about what happened last night.
His client did what he was supposed to do, and take the beast Samoan and annihilated him. His client, Brock Lesnar gave the Number One Contender to the World Title suplex after suplex, after suplex, after suplex. Or, as his client would say Suplex City, bitch.
But Roman Reigns would take all of these suplexes, and smiled, wanting more. Reigns can sink or swim, but his client almost respects him.
So then, Lesnar was ready to go out to dinner, and he gave Roman a F-5, but then a slimy, opportunist Seth Rollins cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase, and the World Title match turned into a Triple Threat match.
So then Seth hits a Curb Stomp on everyone in sight, pins the challenger, not the champion and became one of the least deserving WWE World Champions.
Now, Heyman’s father was an attorney, he can get a juncture, and make the World Title disappear, and hand back the title to Brock, the rightful owner.
But his client hates lawyers, so let’s just say his client wants to revoke his title shot….TONIGHT!!!
But here comes Stephanie McMahon.
Stephanie tells us we all want to move on from what was a great Wrestlemania.
We get a Ronda Rousey chant.
Stephanie informs us that Seth Rollins is the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and he made an appearance on “The Today Show” and did a fine job of it. The very same show Brock was scheduled to be a part of, but he lost last night. Seth has not made it back yet from that trip to New York, but she is sure that when he does return, he will be a fighting champion and Brock can have his match.
Heyman gives us a spoiler then. After the match tonight, we will have an announcement, and it won’t be from Lilian Garcia, it will be from Heyman himself. Your winner….AND NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion, BRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKK LESNAR!!!
Also tonight, John Cena is putting his United States Title up in an open challenge, and next…. IC Title match, Daniel Bryan Vs Dolph Ziggler.
WWE Raw is starting off on fire tonight.
Daniel Bryan wins the match with a kick, Bad News Barrett who was doing commentary attacked Daniel after the match.
But here comes Sheamus to make his return, sporting a mohawk.
Barrett retrieves, and Sheamus then gives Daniel a Brogue Kick.
He now goes after Ziggler, slapping him around but Dolph fights back. Sheamus gives him White Noise for good measure.
The fans give Sheamus a “You look stupid” chant, and Sheamus loves it.
And all Sheamus can say he is back.
Tonight, it is going to happen, Seth Rollins Vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Title.
Sting speaks immediately after Raw on WWE Network.
And next, we look back at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremonies.
A look back at the WWE Hall of Fame.
8-man tag action now of Cesaro, Kidd, and The Ascension taking on The New Day and The Lucha Dragons.
Dragons and New Day win when Calista hit Salina Death Sault, pinning Viktor.
Seth Rollins is here, and we see Lesnar backstage. Heyman tells him he’s here, so let’s go.
Adrian Neville is debuting in WWE, a great video is being shown of him.
Lesnar Vs Rollins, for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship is now.
Or is it?
Rollins just spoke with Stephanie McMahon before he got here, and he is feeling a bit jet lagged. And his foot is hurting him from Curb Stomping 2 different men. He is a fighting champion, he just isn’t fighting tonight.
Brock has other ideas.
Anything Rollins had, Brock didn’t feel it. He fought Rollins, and Seth ran away. Lesnar took out J & J Security, flipped the announce table over. Michael Cole went to calm down Brock, Lesnar took him in the ring, and F-5’d Cole.
My Gawd!!
He has a cameraman, and here comes Stephanie McMahon.
She tells Brock he will get his title match, just calm down. But Brock won’t listen, and hits a F-5.
Stephanie suspends Lesnar indefinitely.
Orders Brock to get out of her ring, now.
Brock hits another F-5 on the cameraman, and leaves.
Lesnar just nailed Cole?
We come back and see all of the announcers being tended to by EMTs, and we see what just happened.
Stephanie walks to the back, Renee Young wants a word from her. Stephanie confirmed she suspended Lesnar. Will his suspension affect the Title match?
Stephanie is going to have to fine Brock Lesnar, and if he thinks he can go back to MMA, he signed a contract with WWE. And you know what that means? Stephanie owns that son of a bitch.
Tonight, John Cena has an open challenge for the United States Championship.
Byron Saxton takes over, as we see Stardust go one on one against Damien Mizdow.
Mizdow wins the match with Skull Crushing Finale, and The Miz attacks Mizdow from behind, telling him he is nothing. Miz made him.
After Raw tonight, exclusively on WWE Network, we will hear from Sting.
Next, footage from last night’s Wrestlemania with The Rock and Ronda Rousey.
We see still footage of an angle involving The Rock and Ronda Rousey Vs HHH and Stephanie McMahon.
But now we see footage of WWE week all over.
AxelMania is still running wild.
Adrian Neville is here.
He is going by Neville now, and he did not disappoint. The Red Arrow, 450 splash. Match is done.
Next, we get John Cena’s open challenge.
Byron Saxton is by himself, because Brock Lesnar took out Michael Cole and the entire broadcast team tonight, when Seth Rollins ran away from Lesnar.
The United States Champion John Cena comes out.
Cole has a vertical Fracture it seems.
The fans are not impressed with Cena, it seems.
The fans are greeting him with John Cena Sucks chants to his tune. But The Champ Is Here!!
Cena is out here to fight. He wanted this United States Championship so badly, the fans deserved a title match tonight. He issued a challenge to anyone from Rusev to Brooklyn Brawler.
Saxton belts out here comes Rusev, but it’s Dean Ambrose instead.
Cena wins a great match with an Attitude Adjustment.
Ni shame in losing to John Cena in this kind of match here.Jerry “The King” Lawler joins Byron in commentary, which was needed.
After the match, Ambrose is upset he lost, but they two men showed respect. Maybe down the road, we will see another match between these two?
Renee Young is standing by the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Seth Rollins.
What is Seth’s thoughts on Lesnar being suspended?
Lesnar deserves that punishment, he went after employees, and hopes he gets a 7 figure fine. But for last night, he earned the opportunity to cash in on the title, and he did it when both Rollins and Lesnar least expected. But let’s focus on the current, Rollins is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and he will hold it for a long time.
Randy Orton shows up, reminding Rollins he beat him at Wrestlemania last night. And he beat him with an inch of his life. Since one of his problems left, how about giving Orton a title shot?
Big Show and Kane show up, so Rollins issues a challenge tonight. Rollins has a problem, but Randy has 3. So how about finding 2 friends and facing the 3 of them tonight?
6-Diva tag match is next.
AJ, Paige, and Naomi facing The Bella Twins and Natalya.
Nikki is pinned again when she runs into her sister, and Naomi hits a Rear View.
New Number One Contender to Divas Title?
Earlier tonight, it was set for Lesnar Vs Rollins, but the match never took place. And Brock snapped.
Orton is backstage, Ryback shows up and says he has Orton’s back tonight.
This Thursday night on Smackdown, we will see Ziggler and Bryan Vs Barrett and Sheamus. We will also see a Star-Studded Smackdown with Cena, Orton, and Roman Reigns at the show.
Goldust Vs Rusev, now.
Rusev wins with the Accolade, and sadly, no Lana.
6-Man tag match is up next. Who will team with Orton and Ryback?
It’s Roman Reigns.
Here we go.
Reigns, Orton, and Ryback all win with a RKO, followed by a spear to pin Kane.
After the match, Reigns locks eyes on Rollins, as the show ends.
Kevin’s Thoughts:
A fantastic first half of the show, then an okay finish. So overall, it was very good. Highlight of the main event were the chants the crowd gave us, including the wave. A couple of times, Big Show and Rollins had to laugh at some of the things they were saying, as Mania after Raw usually is.
I do think however they should have ended the show with Brock destroying everything.
But I will say this again, Cena Vs Ambrose was very good, as was Ziggler Vs Bryan. We also saw the Raw debut of Neville, who will be exciting to watch.
By the way, Sting’s interview after Raw was interesting. He more or less said last night was a joy, and he’d love to do more, it’s all in WWE’s court. Fans wanted Sting Vs Taker. I also would love to see Cena Vs Sting.
Why not?
Give me your thoughts of the show.