WWE Monday Night Raw 12/22/14…A Ho-Ho-Hogan Christmas

Tonight, we are in Minneapolis, with the return of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and a Piper’s Pit, with Piper’s guest being Rusev.  We will also have a one on one match with Big Show Vs Roman Reigns, and a Miracle on 34th Streetfight between Dean Ambrose Vs Bray Wyatt.

Santa Hogan comes out to kick the show off, with Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to the show.

The Minnesota fans chant for Hogan, but Hogan tell us it’s “Ho-Ho-” Hogan.

We will see The Big Show face Roman Reigns, and we’ll see the “cookie” Bray Wyatt face “The Lunatic Fringe” Dean Ambrose in a Miracle on 34th Street fight, brother.

Enter John Cena.

Cena tells us it’s “Ho-Ho-Hogan” brother.  The next biggest legend since Santa Claus.  Cena gives us some jokes, but now it’s time to get serious.

We see footage from last week, when Brock Lesnar came out to help Seth Rollins beat John Cena in a steel cage match.

Cena wants Lesnar.

Cena isn’t going to say it was fair that Brock gave Cena 3 German Suplexes in the cage, he lost and fair and square.  But tonight, he wants Seth Rollins.  It doesn’t matter if he has to face Paul Heyman, J & J Security.  He wants Rollins.

We get Seth Rollins now.

It seems Cena is running his mouth again, nobody wants to hear him speak.  No disrespect though to these 2 legends in the ring.  In their era, nobody could touch either one.  But John, his time is up, and Rollins’ time is now.

But one thing that gets Seth is Ho-Ho-Hogan is running this show, and not The Authority.

They are sitting at home, depressed that they can’t run things, and see guest hosts run this show down.  And let’s face it, Team Cena only won because of one man who turned to them, and that man is “Vigilante” Sting.

Cena is lucky that he survived that Curbstomp.  And it’s time that Hogan does the right thing and tells Cena to bring back The Authority.

Cena has heard enough, and so have I.  Cena is not bringing back The Authority.

So “Ho-Ho-Hogan” makes the match….Cena Vs Rollins…now.

Cena wins with an Attitude Adjustment on Rollins, but before that, he gives J & J Security a double AA.

Tonight, Miracle on 34th Street Fight with Ambrose Vs Wyatt, and a Piper’s Pit, with Rusev and Lana.

We come back and Kane it seems is a grinch.

Jack Swagger Vs “The new and improved” Fandango.

“The new and improved” Fandango picks up the new and improved victory, it seems, hitting his patented top rope leg drop.

Tonight, Intercontinental Title match with Dolph Ziggler Vs Luke Harper.

Tom Phillips is with Ziggler.

His ladder match with Luke was one of the most physical and mental matches of his match and shows Luke will do whatever it takes to win.  It’s just too bad that he will lose to Ziggler.  Dolph is a 4-time IC Champion, and he will do what he does best, and that is to steal the show.

It’s R-Truth Vs Adam Rose.

Truth wins with a quick roll up.

The bunny, still wearing a neckbrace checks on Adam, and Adam turns on the bunny….YET AGAIN!!

So logic tells us that this Friday, we will see the bunny back with Adam.

The Big Show Vs Reigns is up now.

The crowd chants boring, and Daniel Bryan, but all Reigns did was show his complete dominance, winning in a countout by hitting a Superman punch, throwing Big Show over the announce table to win the match.

Tonight, Ambrose Vs Wyatt in a Miracle on 34th Street Fight match.

Ambrose is with Renee Young.  Dean has been a good boy all year, because all he wanted for Christmas was Bray Wyatt.  And he got them, so Bray is in line for a beating of his life.

Natalya Vs Brie Bella is now.

Natalya wins with a rollup, making a statement that she wants the Divas Title again.

Tonight, IC Title match with Dolph Ziggler Vs Luke Harper.

Also tonight, Piper’s Pit with special guests being Rusev and Lana.

The Ascension are on their way to WWE.

Gold and Stardust are in the ring, now.  Posing as grinches.

They are facing Los Matadores, showing us they still work for WWE.

I guess this was a 2-on-3 match, because El Torito pinned Goldust with a Moonsault.

Luke Harper tells us people like to give, but Luke likes to take.  And tonight, he will hurt Ziggler, and take the Intercontinental Title.

Ziggler Vs Harper, for the IC Title is up now.

Ziggler wins a great match with a Zig Zag, retaining his IC Title.

Ziggler gets interviewed by Lawler, and he wins for these people every single night.  It’s been a rough road for him, but he found a way.

Cole and JBL are putting over that 2015 could be the year for Ziggler when he becomes WWE Champion.  I hope so.

Piper’s Pit, with Rusev is next.

We are in Minneapolis, the site for Raw Christmas.  This Friday night on Smackdown, Hulk Hogan returns to run the show.

“Rowdy” Roddy Piper is here for Piper’s Pit.

Piper loves to be here, and he tells us his two guests asked to be here, because they have a special Christmas message for all Americans.

Lana and Rusev come to the ring.

Lana interrupts Piper and tells us Christmas in America is a joke.  We pretend to be good people with our fake smiles.  The thing that we believe in an old man to give presents to all of the children.

Piper tells her this is America, land of the free and we can believe in anything we want to.

Last Tuesday night on Smackdown, Rusev attacked Ryback, before his match with Seth Rollins.

Rusev asks if we believe Rusev can crush our Ryback?  Do you believe now that Rusev crush Piper?

Piper tells him there is no reason for them to be Communist scrooges.  Piper has a gift for the two people, and he has a big bow.

Ryback shows up in a big bow.

The fight is on.

Just when Ryback is about to hit a Meat Hook on Rusev, he escapes from the ring.

Feed Me More!!

Earlier tonight, Cena received a gift from Ho-Ho-Hogan to face Seth Rollins, and Cena wins.

Tonight, Ambrose Vs Wyatt in a Miracle on 34th Street Fight.

Our next minute and half match is set as a Diva Santa’s Helper 6-Diva tag match with Alicia Fox, Emma, and Naomi Vs Cameron, Summer Rae, and Paige.

Alicia, Emma, and Naomi win when Alicia pins Cameron.  Girl, bye.

Miracle on 34th Street Fight is still to come.

Next week, The Ascension will make their debut.

Our next match is The Miz Vs Jey Uso.

Mizdow is still entertaining.  The Miz wins with a rollup and pulling of the tights.

A sneak peek of tonight’s Monday Night War, immediately after Raw, on WWE Network.

Edge and Christian will host the final Raw of 2014.

Scott Schwartz of “A Christmas Story” is here.

Bray Wyatt comes out, set for his match against Dean Ambrose. He tells us we live in an imaginary world, where we believe in Santa Claus. Wyatt lives in the real world, and he has taken Ambrose there before. Tonight, he does it again and soon enough, Dean will follow the buzzards.

Miracle on 34th Street Fight is set now for Ambrose Vs Wyatt.

Wyatt wins the fun match with some help from a kendo stick and Sister Abigail. Wyatt tries to attack Ambrose after the match, but Dean answers back and puts Wyatt through a table, ending the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

If you missed the show, you didn’t miss anything newsworthy, but this was a fun show to see. They didn’t go all out with the Ho-Ho-Hogan, so it was good. Looking forward to seeing E & C next week.

I want to wish all of you a Merry Christmas, and have a joyous holiday.

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WWE TLC & Stairs 12/14/14

We are live in Cleveland, Ohio.  Renee Young, Booker T, Alex Riley, and Paul Heyman welcome us to the show.  Tonight, we get a Tables Match, with John Cena Vs Seth Rollins.

Paul Heyman questions the condition of both men, should they win.  If Cena loses, who faces his client, Brock Lesnar, and what condition would “Mr. Money in the Bank” Seth Rollins be in, should he try to cash in the title.  And, what shape would Cena be in, should he win, when he goes after Lesnar’s title?

Our Kick-off match tonight is The New Day Vs Gold and Stardust.

Tom Phillips joins us in the Social Media lounge, telling us Dolph Ziggler will be live tweeting later tonight, and we can ask him questions using the #AskZiggler hashtag.

We now see a preview of tonight’s TLC match with Dean Ambrose Vs Bray Wyatt.

We are backstage, with Miz and Mizdow trying to tell Naomi he has given her a chance at a deal for a top producer.  Naomi doesn’t trust him.  The window ends tonight.  But he also makes this clear, when he is champion, he is in a good mood.  When he is in a good mood, good things can happen.  So when he wins tonight, she wins tonight because all doors are open for her.

Tag Team Title is on the line.  The Miz and Mizdow Vs The Uso Brothers.

We also have a stairs match with The Big Show Vs Erick Rowan, the combined weight of the stairs involved is 2,200 pounds.

Tonight, Cleveland’s own Dolph Ziggler will go for the IC Title in a ladder match, and Ziggler is doing a Q & A now.

Ziggler is ready to climb that ladder, and become new IC Champion, again.

JBL, Michael Cole, and Jerry “The King” Lawler are ready for the match.  The New Day Vs Gold and Stardust, here we go.

The New Day pick up the win, with Kofi and Big E hitting a Midnight Hour, pinning Stardust.

Tonight, AJ Lee Vs Nikki Bella for the Divas Title.

Booker said this is his Shucky Ducky Quack Quack moment of the night.

Also tonight, a chairs match with Ryback facing Kane.

When we come back from the show, we find out Ziggler Vs Harper for the IC Title in a ladder match.

Rollins Vs Cena video is showing.

Renee Young tells Heyman that in 6 weeks, Brock Lesnar will put his WWE World Title on the line.  So if Cena loses, who will be the Number One Contender?

Heyman is concerned for Rollins’ health, because he sees Seth as a future of WWE.  Either John Cena or Seth Rollins comes out tonight, looking ahead at Brock Lesnar and what condition will they be in?

We will find out in 3 minutes.  TLC is among us.

We are live, in Cleveland, Ohio.  Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to the show.

IC Title match kicks the show off, Ziggler Vs Harper is now.

Dolph Ziggler is now a 4-time Intercontinental Champion.  A fantastic match here to kick the show off.  Cleveland’s own makes the people proud.

The announcers are making this feel special for Ziggler and that he turned the corner in his career.  Let’s hope so, because Ziggler has everything to be a big star.

WWE Tribute to the Troops, with Florida Georgia Line is this Wednesday, at 8:00.

Tag Team Title match is set now.  The Uso’s Vs The Miz and Mizdow.

Miz and Mizdow are DQ’d when Miz nails one of the Uso’s with a Slammy, retaining their titles.

Mizdow again was the highlight, mimicking Miz every time he was selling.  The crowd loves Mizdow, and hates Miz.

Byron Saxson is with Seth Rollins.

If Seth wins, Cena is no longer the Number One Contender to the WWE World Title.

If?  It’s when he wins, and Seth is going to dedicate this win to two people who should be here running this company.  HHH and Stephanie McMahon, and why didn’t they win?  It wasn’t Cena, it was the vigilante, Sting.  And the best part?  Seth doesn’t even have to pin Cena, he just has to put Cena through a table.

He has two things to bring up, that paradox that he described to Cena, that is real and it starts.  And that second thing is through the hard work Cena went through to get here will be gone.  He won’t stop until Cena does the right thing, and reinstate The Authority.

Our first stairs match is up now.  The Big Show Vs Erick Rowan.

Big Show wins knocking out Rowan through a steel step.

Total Divas return on January 4th.

Cena Vs Rollins in a Tables match is next.

Paul Heyman shows up to scout the match, for his client Brock Lesnar.

We had a ref bump, Rollins goes through a table, but J & J Security stops that.  Then all 3 men put Cena through a table, and then we get both men go through a table.  So the ref does the best thing he can, restart the match.

Enter Big Show, trying to put a stop to Cena.  He punches him a few times, and here comes Roman Reigns.

Superman Punch, spear through a table.  Now Reigns gives Rollins a Superman Punch, Cena hits an AA through a table, and wins the match.

Cena makes it clear to Heyman, he is ready for Lesnar.

Earlier tonight, in the TLC Kick-Off, The New Day defeated Gold and Stardust.

The TLC panel is here.

Byron is backstage with the Bellas.  Nikki is finally to put to rest with AJ Lee.  Brie says they may have had their issues, but blood is thicker than water.  And nothing, including a nobody like AJ Lee will come between her sister.

AJ Lee Vs Nikki Bella for the Divas Title is now.

Nikki Bella retains her title when she sprayed something in AJ’s eyes, and hit the Rack Attack, pinning her.  Before this, Brie tried to help her sister, but was ejected from ringside by the ref.

Tom Phillips is with Roman Reigns.

He told the whole world he would be back in a month at Survivor Series.  But he is here to make an impact, spearing Big Show.  Knocking out Seth Rollins.  He is here to officially enter The Royal Rumble.  If we think what he did last year was impactful, wait until we see what he does this year.

Believe that.

Chairs match is up now.  Kane Vs Ryback.

Ryback wins the match with Shellshock, and the Cleveland crowd can’t be any more happier.

Moving on….

It’s WWE Week on USA Network, with Raw on Monday night, a live Smackdown on Tuesday, and WWE Tribute to the Troops on Wednesday.

Rusev….crush.  Rusev Vs Swagger for the United States Title is up now.

“The Ravishing Russian” Lana is with Rusev.

Lana tries to speak, but Swagger comes out.  They must be short on time here.

Swagger tries, but passes out with an Accolade here.

Rusev is still your United States Champion.

WWE just showed us a video of Cena Vs Lesnar is their final battle.  It doesn’t look good for Lesnar then.

Our main event, Bray Wyatt Vs Dean Ambrose in a TLC match is now.

I liked the creative ending here.  Bray Wyatt wins when an exploded TV monitor blasted into Ambrose’s eyes, and blinds him a bit.  Bray was able to capitalize and hits Sister Abigail.

We had a little of everything, flying through ladders, busted up tables, blasted chairs, and a TV monitor.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

The Road to Royal Rumble has begun. TLC featured 3 good matches, with Ziggler Vs Harper, Cena Vs Rollins, and Ambrose Vs Wyatt.

And if Bray is indeed set to face The Undertaker, which is rumored at Wrestlemania 31, they did the right thing.

We also had Roman Reigns make his return, and he’s more than likely the Royal Rumble favorite, although will he face Lesnar? I can truly see Brock Bs Reigns, but they could always give us something else. The quest begins tomorrow night.

What were your thoughts on the show? Send them to me.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 11/28/14…Who Is Running This Show?

After an awful Raw, will WWE improve with Smackdown?  And who is in charge?

Smackdown is now.

We see Sting’s appearance from this past Sunday at Survivor Series.

Hey, Smackdown has a theme song, Raw does not anymore.

Tom Phillips wishes us a Happy Thanksgiving weekend, and we see Miz TV kicking things off, with The Miz and Mizdow.

Miz reminds us that at Survivor Series, he became the new World Tag Team champion, and raises his Tag Title.  Mizdow raises his, and is cheered.

Miz introduces us to The Big Show.

Last Monday night, Big Show issued a challenge to anyone from the back to say anything to him to his face, and Erick Rowan answers the calls.

Miz understands what Big Show did, and said the only mistake he made was joining Team Cena.

Big Show stated that people want to judge him, Erick Rowan doesn’t understand what Big Show has gone through.

Daniel Bryan shows up.

Daniel gets a nice warm welcome from the fans.

Big Show said Monday night if someone had something to say, come out and say something.  Daniel Bryan is someone, and he has something to say.

He asks if everyone is ready for Daniel Bryan Smackdown.  He is running the show tonight, and has some great matches.

We will have The Ryback Vs Seth Rollins.

Do we want to see a championship match tonight?  Tonight, we will have an Intercontinental Title match with Luke Harper Vs Dolph Ziggler.

The Miz is not impressed.  Daniel couldn’t steal Miz’s spotlight, because Mizdow is already doing that.

Big Show does not want to hear what Daniel Bryan has to plan, this is about Big Show and not Daniel Bryan Smackdown.

But this about Big Show.  He said Monday night that if Rusev wouldn’t say the pledge of allegiance, he’d have to defend his United States Title in a battle royal.

Well, he didn’t do the pledge of allegiance, so we will have a 20-man battle royal now.

Included in this match will be The Miz, Mizdow, The Big Show, and this man….Erick Rowan.

Rusev retains the United States Title, last eliminating Swagger, although his feet did touch the floor, but the refs did not see it.  This match also featured The Miz being eliminated, and Mizdow eliminated himself.  Very funny.

The “Ravishing Russian” Lana is impressed.

Kane is still trying to sell merchandise.  Santino wants a T-shirt, but Kane is not amused.

Tom Phillips, JBL, and Michael Cole welcome us to the show.

Bray Wyatt is here.

Footage from last Monday night when Bray gets some revenge on Dean Ambrose, after Sunday night.

2 weeks from Sunday night, in Cleveland at TLC, we have a TLC match.

As Dean climbed up the ladder Sunday night, he looked like an angel descending to heaven.  And for a brief moment, Bray had a smile on his face.  But he told Dean the two of them do not belong in heaven, they belong somewhere else.  But as those chairs were crashing onto his face, the pan felt euphoric.  And for a moment, Bray thought he failed Dean, but Bray failed himself.  But understand this, Bray molds the demons, but Dean thinks he has Bray figured out, but the lord works in mysterious ways, and what is his is always his.  So tonight, they celebrate, because they are almost at the point of no return.  And TLC will change him….Tables, Ladder, and Chairs…oh my.  He is going to teach Dean a lesson, and he will finally be able to smile, because he will finally get Dean right back where he belongs, in the dirt where he belongs, with the other insects.

Follow…..

Tonight, IC Title match, Dolph Ziggler Vs Luke Harper.

The New Day is dawning, tonight.

Emma Vs Nikki Bella.

Nikki wins with the Rack Attack.

I guess Brie and Nikki are still together, even though the 30 day policy is over.

Nikki is on the mic.  It’s time everyone knows the real truth about AJ Lee.  We know her sob story, but Nikki has worked harder.  She now wants to know what a real Divas Champ is supposed to look like.  AJ will always be that little pathetic, manipulating girl from New Jersey.

AJ comes running, and Nikki ducks out.

Kane’s merchandise stand has been crashed through a table.

Feed Me More….

Ryback is in action, Vs Seth Rollins is now.

Rollins DQ’d when Kane brings a chair into the ring, but Ryback catches him in time.  The numbers game catches up, however and now Rollins hands Kane the chair, and walks off when Kane whales the chair on Ryback many times.

The New Day is next.

The New Day are set to face Slater Gator and Curtis Axel.

Power, speed, and brains were the combination here.  The New Day wins, with a combination Big Ending and flying forearm, by Xavier Woods.

Tonight, Dolph Ziggler Vs Luke Harper, for the IC Title.

Santino Marella is now pushing merchandise, on WWEshopzone.com.

Raw Rebound, featuring the end of The Authority.

This Monday, the return of Cyber Monday.

Renee Young is with Daniel Bryan.

He has had a blast running both Raw and Smackdown and he has missed this.  But before he relinquish duties, he will schedule a match for TLC.  Kane Vs Ryback, in a chairs match.

One last question, will Daniel be back soon?

Yes!!  Yes!!  Yes!!

Main event time, Ziggler Vs Harper, for the IC Title.

Before the match, Gold and Stardust had a message.  Darkness is here, cosmic key is gone.  Darkness falls on The New Day.

Ziggler Vs Harper, now.

Ziggler wins by countout here, but does not win the IC Title.  Harper lays out Ziggler after the match, and this makes me think we will see a ladder match between these two at TLC.

Harper tries to nail Ziggler with the IC Title, but Dolph ducks and nails a Zig Zag, to end the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

Well, we had Daniel Bryan return, and The New Day debut, together.  Daniel made sure we had a 20-man battle royal, since Rusev did not recite The Pledge of Allegiance.

For that reason alone, this show was a million times better than Raw Monday night.

This coming Monday, we will see Cyber Monday, so stay tuned for that.  I will talk to you then.

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/17/14…Grumpy Old Cat

We are 6 days away from Survivor Series.  Tonight, we see the official contract signing of Team Cena Vs Team Authority.

And we see a grumpy cat hosting the show.

We see last week when Ryback took out Team Authority.  Is he a part of Team Cena?

The Authority kick off the show.

Luke Harper is officially a member, it seems.

Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to the show.

HHH reminds us that 3 weeks ago, “The Chairman” Vincent Kennedy McMahon added a stipulation, being that if The Authority loses, they will be out of power.

We would like to see them lose, so they can be regular employees, like some of us.

Stephanie asks us what it feels like to want?

HHH calls us sheep, we need someone to lead us.  Isn’t it ironic that we cheer for Vince now, when many years ago, when he ruled with an iron fist, we booed him.

This is what The Authority does, they run this place like an empire.  But we want to see the inmates run the asylum, like John Cena and Dolph Ziggler.  That’s what happened with a company like WCW, and what happened?  WWE picked them up, like an auction.

Which is why we see the strongest unit in wrestling, led by Seth Rollins.  And they are facing the miscontent Team Cena, led by John Cena.

HHH is glad WWE Network is free, because we all can see The Authority score their biggest victory, HHH’s biggest victory.

Stephanie tried to get Team Cena to see the light, but they couldn’t do it, but tonight, they will pay.  HHH tells us that tonight, they all square off in matches, and at the end of the night, we will see who signs, and who doesn’t.

Stephanie introduces us to Team Authority.

Seth Rollins, Mark Henry, Kane, Rusev, and Luke Harper.

Luke is a team player.

Stephanie tells him he is a team player.  And they are a complete team.  Unlike Team Cena, who doesn’t have a complete team.  Which brings up Ryback.  They thought they had Ryback signed, but an agreement couldn’t be reached, and they understand, so yadda, yadda, yadda, they must move on.

Feed Me More!!

Enter Ryback.

The Authority wants what’s best for business.  John Cena wants what is best for WWE Universe, but Ryback wants what’s best for Ryback.

Stephanie understands what Ryback is saying, and while things happened, and some wish they didn’t happen.

Kane regrets what happened, and he is sorry.

Ryback has to understand, Stephanie respects what him, but Cena may not.

We see footage from last year when Cena had some choice words about Ryback.

Words speak for themselves, and she sees John Cena being jealous of Ryback.  Is that what Ryback wants?  For Cena to dislike him, so does he want that, or the respect for Team Authority?

Ryback plays for one team he can count on, and that’s Team Ryback.

HHH tells him it’s a wise decision, stay neutral.  For anyone else in the fight, the decimation begins now.

Luke Harper will stay in the ring, and face a man who spits in the face of the Authority, and shows off.  Dolph Ziggler, your time is up, your time is now.

Ziggler Vs Harper, now.

Tonight, a contract signing of Team Cena Vs Team Authority.

This is now an IC Title match. With Seth Rollins nailing Ziggler with his briefcase before the bell rang.

Luke Harper becomes the new Intercontinental Champion, nailing Ziggler with his Clothesline.

Luke Harper is a team player.

Rollins hits a Curb Stomp on Ziggler, knocking him out.

We see before the match, Mercury and Noble attacks Ziggler, with Rollins nailing Dolph with his briefcase.

2 weeks are left of a free WWE Network, and free Survivor Series.  It’s time to give us a preview of a WWE Network show.

The New Day is coming.

But first, The Miz is backstage.  He is with Mizdow.  They pitch an idea with Grumpy Cat about a summer blockbuster.  Grumpy is not amused.

They now have a Grumpy Stunt Cat.

Grumpy isn’t amused.

Adam Rose comes to the ring, and for some strange reason, the bunny is still there, even though he has been smacked around for a few weeks.

It’s Adam Rose Vs Tyson Kidd, again.

The bunny screws Adam, again.  This time hitting on Natalya, distracting Rose a bit, and submitting to The Sharpshooter.

Adam is about to attack the bunny, but the bunny ducks and now plays with Adam only to hop along.

Wrestlemania tickets went on sale last weekend.

Bray Wyatt interrupts the fun segment, he is here.

Bray heads to the ring, complete with his awesome music.

They have lied to us all, right from the beginning.  They have tried to convince us that love will make us rich, richer than a dollar bill.  But what they forgot to mention, everything you love can be ripped from you, like a drop of a hat.

But we know a man who has nothing to lose, is the most dangerous man.  Poor Dean Ambrose.

People like Dean can express himself, like an obligation, and not by choice.  Men like Dean Ambrose will always be alone.  He hopes Dean doesn’t mistake his generosity, because he swears he comes in peace.

That suffering was a gift, because Bray knows the pain he has gone through.  A mother that would rather drown in her own misery, than take care of her baby.  A father runs off from his family, Bray can be Dean’s salvation, and their salvation can intertwine.

Embrace this Dean, and he can make all of this go away.

Ambrose heard Bray, he heard him loud and clear.  Its like nails in a chalkboard, he can’t stand it anymore.  But he is trying to save him?  Why else would he try to throw bones in his past?  Maybe Bray is trying to help.  He learned something from Bray, its called video recording.  He recorded this earlier today, he is actually in the arena now.

Ambrose comes to the ring, wanting to fight Bray.

As you can see, Ambrose doesn’t need any saving.  At Survivor Series, Bray just needs to worry about surviving himself.

Earlier tonight, Luke Harper became the new Intercontinental Champion, and Ziggler was taken out.

Later tonight, we will have an official contract signing for all 10 men.

Feed Me More!!

Ryback is in action, next.

Larry The Cable Guy is going to host Raw, next week.

Ryback Vs Cesaro, now.

Ryback wins with Shellshock.

Cena is watching backstage, with Renee Young talking with John.  The Authority knows their future, their power, and their careers are on the line.  And you have guts, if you stand up to him.  All he can hope is he sees all of those guys later tonight, sign the contracts and are ready for Sunday night.

Does that include Ryback?

Cena knows its clear, Ryback is on Team Ryback.

Rusev is in action, next.

When we come back, we see Rusev and Lana.  Lana tell us her man, Vladimir Putin is all man, or something like that.

Heath Slater, dressed as Uncle Slam tells Lana to shut up.  He bleeds red, white, and blue.  Calls Rusev a son of a bitch, and Rusev kicks Slater.

Destroying him in less than 20 seconds, making him tap to The Accolade.

Grumpy Cat is not amused.

The Miz wants to do a buddy movie with Grumpy Cat, she gets the girl, and Miz stays on for the sequel.

Erik Rowan shows up, he wants that cat.  And Erik takes the stunt cat.

Grumpy Cat is not amused.

The Big Show heads to the ring.

Just as Big Show is set for his match, Stephanie McMahon shows up.

She tells him that Big Show was always in someone’s shadow.  He always wanted to be the guy, but he always wanted to make it up to the crowd, but it’s not the fans who give Show his chance, it’s The Authority.

Stephanie makes Show an offer that if he ducks out of this match this Sunday, he will be the only current, active member of the WWE Hall of Fame.

What do you say Show?  Do not listen to the fans, listen to yourself.

Show’s answer is no.

Sheamus shows up, and is proud of being a part of Team Cena, just like Big Show.  Because it is an honor to put them both out of power.  The only way next week they can see them, is to buy a ticket.

Stephanie tells Sheamus that he is not a legal American.  It would be a “shame” if he finds himself deported.  But she wants to show she is all about opportunity, which means they will face each other, and the winner will get a WWE World Championship match, down the road.

Sheamus Vs Big Show, now.

The match ends in a no contest when Rusev and Henry come out to clean house.

Henry lays Sheamus out with a World’s Strongest Slam through the table.  Rusev slaps an Accolade on Big Show.

Where is Cena?

The Survivor Series Kickoff show will feature the new and improved Fandango, with Rosa Mendes.  Bad News Barrett will make an appearance, and Paul Heyman joins the panel.

Moments ago, we see what we just saw….Big Show and Sheamus being decimated by Rusev and Henry.

Divas time, it’s Brie Bella, dressed as AJ Lee.

We have an exhibition match, with Nikki Bella Vs “AJ Lee” and the real AJ Lee shows up.

AJ distracts Nikki for a bit, and Brie rolls up Nikki to pin her.

AJ kicks Brie for her receipt a few weeks ago, and AJ celebrates with her Divas Title.

Tonight, an official Contract Signing for Team Cena Vs Team Authority.

Big E is a part of The New Day.

And it’s coming.

Ryback is backstage, when Cena shows up.

Cena tells Ryback WWE needs him.

Ryback doesn’t like what Cena said, and John told him he saw the footage, and said he did it to his face.  But then they kicked each other’s ass, and he earned Cena’s respect.

The Authority are just spoon-feeding him, giving him promises they can’t keep.  Ryback isn’t stupid, he understands what is going on, and Ryback is always on Team Ryback.

Cena calls him selfish, and when he finally gets a chance to sit at the big boy’s table, he doesn’t want to.

Earlier tonight, Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose fight.

This Sunday, at Survivor Series, the two men will fight.

The Usos and Los Matadores Vs The Miz, Mizdow, Gold and Stardust.

This Sunday, Fatal 4-way for the Tag Titles are set, with these four teams.

Gold and Stardust, Miz and Mizdow won, when Starust hits Crossroads.

They never tagged in Mizdow, which infuriated the fans.

Grumpy Cat is amused.

The Contract Signing is set, next.

Immedately after Raw, on WWE Network, an exclusive first-look at The Randy Savage Story will air.

Earlier tonight, all three members of Team Cena were decimated.

So who is a part of Team Cena?  The contract signing is now.

HHH tells us this Sunday, history will be made.  The Authority will stand tall, because when it comes to the WWE…you love the WWE, right?  John Cena will tell us he loves WWE, but we have no idea what it’s like for them.  Every fiber of his family, every fiber of him is this.  This is the air they breathe.  They can’t lose.

Stephanie assure him they won’t lose.

And they won’t lose, and they won’t lose, they cannot lose.  This is the last chance for every member of so-called Team Cena to back out.  Because after this Sunday, trust HHH, they wished they had.

Stephanie tells them there is nothing wrong with backing out.  Her father challenged them to put together a strong team, and now all five members have decimated Team Cena all night long.

So come on out, with what is left of Team Cena.

Cena tells HHH he has jokes, and everyone will see this Sunday, for free Team Authority will lose, and they will be out of power.

Stephanie sees nobody, because everyone else values their careers.  He is left with one choice, and that is to wake up.

Cena tells her she will have no power this Sunday.  They try to sabotage everyone else, and will do whatever it takes to eliminate Team Cena.  But instead, they put these people to sleep.  He will find his own team and they will fight this Sunday, and Team Authority will lose.

He will even choose his own team from the audience, and he does so.  The thing that will get them to win is because they have more passion than The Authority.

They are nothing but suck-ups.

Cena tells us HHH and Stephanie will saunter to the ring, with their nose up in the air.

Cena tells us Kane will be eliminated first, followed by Luke Harper.  Then we will see Mark Henry gone, then Rusev, and we are left with their “golden boy”, Seth Rollins.

Stephanie speaks out again, and slaps John.  Now comes the fighting, he is ready for them, but who will fight with Cena?

Well, Ziggler comes back, then Big Show.

So it’s 5 on 3….but wait….here comes Erik Rowan?

Yup, Rowan is a face, and this shocked Luke Harper.

So Stephanie still laughs, because it’s 5 on 4.  They still have the numbers game, but here comes Cesaro?

Wait….what?

Yes, Cesaro, who has never been given a big push from The Authority laughs at Cena and is ribbing him.

Which gives us the real choice…

Feed Me More…

Ryback comes out, and we are ready for a fight.

All of them men fight outside of the ring, and we have Cena and HHH go nose to nose, (Joke there). Ryback sees this, and he saves John from a Pedigree. Now he and HHH go face to face, and that was epic. But before they could go toe to toe, Cena ends the show with an Attitude Adjustment, with HHH going through a table.

We end the show with Stephanie in tears, and Team Cena are standing tall.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

So with this ending, Team Cena standing tall, logic would say Team Authority would win this Sunday, right? I mean what is on the line here with Team Cena? And WWE needs to do something special, since Survivor Series is free to many people, and this way you want to add attractions, right? My bold prediction is this is the night Cena turns heel and joins Team Authority.

Think about this, Cena was never with his team members, and this needs to be that moment. Or we can do the predictable, yet boring way of screwing Cena, so he won’t be pinned clean.

Either way, Team Authority will win.

But Grumpy Cat rules, what were your thoughts of the show? Send them to me.