WWE Monday Night Raw 7/6/15….Chi-Town Rumble

After last week’s horrible Raw, we see a recap of the biggest problem, Seth Rollins giving prizes away like he is a game show host.  Our WWE Champion, ladies and gentlemen.

Here Comes The Pain, in Chicago.

We are 13 days away from Battleground, and we hear from…

My name is Paul Heyman, and I am the advocate for the 9th mayor of Suplex City….BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LESNAR!!!!

It come to his attention that Seth Rollins and his merry men believe he is still in Tokyo, Japan.  Which means you can put a title on anybody, even a shmuck Justin Bieber-look-a-like, like Seth Rollins who can luck his way to the championship.

Let him put it like this, his client is a God, but not a God of religion, or a God of family, or a God of morality, but rather a God of retribution.

This is his sword, and allow Heyman to remind us he took the streak away from The Undertaker.

The crowd boos him, and Heyman brings up don’t boo the advocate.

But when his client took The Undertaker’s streak at Wrestlemania, he didn’t respect Undertaker, but he also didn’t disrespect The Undertaker.

Now when his client took John Cena to Suplex City, Brock didn’t have any respect for John Cena, but he also didn’t disrespect Cena, he wanted the WWE Championship.

His client didn’t respect Roman Reigns, when he showed up what insufferable pain really is, but he also didn’t disrespect Reigns.

Now, Seth Rollins broke the 11th commandment, thou shall not provoke Brock Lesnar.

Seth Rollins didn’t provoke Lesnar twice, like taking the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania, he also provoked him the night after Wrestlemania, when he went in thinking he’d have a rematch, and then walk away.

But he also provoked Lesnar a third time a few weeks ago, when a bunch of hooligans attacled The Beast Incarnate, but they let a Beast breathe.

This is the point where Heyman is supposed to sell us on the PPV, in 13 days at Battleground.  His client Brock Lesnar will get his hands on the reigning, defending undisputed World Heavyweight Championship, and become the new champion, but that beating to Suplex City begins tonight, in the cathedral hall of Suplex City, in the All-State Center in Chicago, Illinois.

Now, we hear the WWE World Champion will be here tonight.

We hear chants of Suplex City, and since the champ will be here, Brock Lesnar isn’t going anywhere tonight.

So someone needs to tell the champ, Brock is here to fight.

Cole, JBL, and Byron join us for the show.  Kane is on his trip in Hawaii, and we see awful pictures from that trip.

Seth gave J & J Security a new Cadillac, and we see their road trip they went to.

Big Show Vs Ryback, one on one is now.

The Miz was in commentary during the match the entire time, egging both men on to beat each other up.  The match ends in a DQ for Ryback, but Miz attacks both men.  But it doesn’t work.

Also, Chicago fans said Cleveland sucks at Miz, how rude.

Shellshock, and a Chokeslam, but Ryback hits a Meathook on Show and is left standing.

Feed Me More….

Tonight, another John Cena United States Open Challenge.

More footage of Kane in Hawaii, and footage from earlier today, J & J Security are in Chicago.

Divas action now, with Brie Bella Vs Paige.

Brie wins with a X-Factor, after Nikki and Alicia distracted Paige long enough, but we see a Rack Attack and an Axe Kick, and no divas are helping out Paige.

Footage from last week over Reigns and Wyatt.

Roman Reigns Vs Sheamus is up now.

Sheamus wins by countout when we hear Bray Wyatt’s music, and we think Bray is making his way, but it’s Luke Harper instead and Roman nails him with a Superman punch.

But Bray shows up on-screen, laughing and just says anyone but you.

And as Sheamus was celebrating over his fluke win, here comes Randy Orton.

They fight in the barricade, and move to the ring, Orton hits a RKO.

13 days, these two face off at Battleground.

HHH is on the phone, and we see the champ and his entourage show up.

Seth is smiling, and HHH informs him that Lesnar is here, and will fight him, so what will he do about it?

Seth is very confident about Battleground, so HHH suggests he stays away from Brock and let him steam, and make a mistake.  But he is Brock Lesnar, that won’t happen, so Seth has to intentionally provoke Brock Lesnar, and show him why he is the man.  Rollins will call out The Beast.

Rusev and Summer Rae are in the ring.

Our USA loves opportunities.  He loves the opportunities his new love, Summer Rae gave last Thursday night on Smackdown that he apologizes himself.

He apologize…

The crowd wants Lana, but he gives us Summer.

He won’t apologize for wasting a year of his life to Lana, and he won’t apologize that these guys took Lana on our level, and he won’t apologize for being better looking, more intelligent, and more passionate than Dolph Ziggler.

Summer tells us we should be showing respect for this man for what he deserves.

Rusev kisses Summer’s hand, and here comes Ziggler and Lana.

Rusev is distorted, because everything he has gotten from WWE is due to Lana.  Deep down, he knows this, and you know that song hebutchered a few weeks ago, yo don’t know what you got, til it’s gone?  Well brother, it’s gone and Ziggler found her.

They make out, and now Summer and Lana are about to fight, but Rusev nails Ziggler with his crutch, and kicks him with his cast.

Rusev talks trash, but Ziggler fight back.  But Rusev has the final say.

Officials check on Ziggler, with Rusev admiring his work.

Moments ago, we see what just saw, Rusev is healthy now, and he used that against Ziggler.

Ziggler is wheeled out by EMTs, with Lana by his side.

We go from that, to the inspirational Bo Dallas!!

That was a horrible thing we just saw what happened to Dolph Ziggler.  Just goes to show bad things happen to bad people, and good things happen to good people.  Good people like him, and all you have to do is BO-lieve.

Oh boy, his opponent is Dean Ambrose.

Dirty Deeds, that is all she wrote.

BO-Lieved, and he lost.

Brock Lesnar is here, Seth Rollins is here, Kane is vacationing in Hawaii, and J & J Security cruised in their Cadillac.

Tonight, Seth Rollins calls out The Beast.

Bad News Barrett Vs R-Truth, oh boy.

Barrett wins with Bull Hammer.

Seth Rollins is heading to the ring, next.

Earlier tonight, Rusev attacked Ziggler, and he has damaged his throat.

Here comes Seth Rollins.

Oh good lord, we see the car come out.

Rollins, J & J have axe handles.

HHH and Stephanie chose Brock Lesnar to be his opponent at Battleground, because they know what we will all find out, he is the undisputed future, and the future is now.

He reunited The Authority, and they laid out Brock Lesnar like a whimpering dog.

He conquered the conqueror, he set fire to Supex City.  And at Battleground, he will burn it down the ground.

That Neanderthal can’t match Rollins’ intelligence.

We see footage of The Authority attacking Lesnar.

Suplex City chants, and Seth tells us to chant that all we want, but he is the man.  He reunited The Authority, he defeated Brock at Wrestlemania, and there is nobody else who can beat him.  He walks in to Battleground WWE World Champion, and he will walk out Battleground as WWE World Champion.

Now Paul Heyman brings up the 11th commandment, never intentionally provoke Brock Lesnar.  So Brock, he is wondering, are you the man Paul Heyman says you are, or are you Heyman’s bitch?

Here comes the pain.

Brock has some axe grinders himself, and he smashes the car with them.  He is goating The Authority in while doing it, which is hilarious.

Brock goes after Noble’s arm, and breaks it, he sends Mercury into the car with a suplex, and now it’s just Lesnar and Rollins.

Yeah, Rollins runs away like a bitch.

13 nights, the WWE Title will be Brock’s.

John Cena’s United States Open Challenge match, tonight.

Moments ago, we see the car has crashed.

The Lucha Dragons Vs The New Day is up now.

New Day wins the match, and we heard Primetime Players talking during commentary.  In 13 days, Tag Titles are on the line in a 3-on-2 Handicap match.

Who answers the opportunity against John Cena?  We find out, next.

We are in Chicago, and we find out “Stone Cold” Steve Austin is on the cover of WWE2K16.

John Cena is ready, and in 13 days, he will be ready to face Kevin Owens.

We see footage of Owens Vs Balor this past Saturday morning in Japan, at Beast in the East.

Cena thanks the chants, it seems the Chicago fans are a bit upset.  Is that because Kevin Owens lost the NXT Title this past Saturday morning?  Never fear, because The Champ Is Here.

We will see a title match tonight, and Cena has had many memorable title matches.  Some advice to the man who comes through the curtain, be prepared for a battle.

Kevin Owens comes out.

This is the worst part of the show, because it’s the same crap coming out of Cena’s mouth, but he needs the United States Championship, he was willing to wait, but let’s do this tonight, right here, right now.

Cesaro shows up.

Nobody wants to hear Owens cry about Saturday’s loss, so step aside, because if anyone needs a title shot, it’s Cesaro.

Owens is jealous because Cesaro had Cena beat, and was about to do something Owens can’t do, make Cena tap.  So get out of the ring, because now it’s Cesaro Vs Cena.

And that’s our main event.

Cena wins with an AA on the middle rope.  Both men threw everything they could, and the match felt something special.

Kevin Owens shows up, and tries to give Cena a Pop-Up Powerbomb, but Cena counters it with an AA.  We end the show seeing the carnage Brock Lesnar left with the Cadillac tonight.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

Tonight’s show was a million times better than last week, but then again, after last week, anything would be better.

We had Brock crush a car, and crush the spirits of a young champion.

We also saw a very good main event, and whether you like the man or not, John Cena has made the US Title relevant again, and if Kevin Owens wins, we need to see more open challenges.

I expect to see an official contract signing next week, what were your thoughts of the show?  Send them to me.

WWE Monday Night Raw 6/29/15…Brock Lesnar’s Answer?

Last week, something monumental happened that rarely occurs, Brock Lesnar was beat down to a pulp.  He must answer that, right?  No better way than to do it tonight.

Raw is now.

We begin the show with a 30 minute Seth Rollins promo, complete with The Authority.

Seth welcomes us to Monday Night Rollins, and we are live in Washington D.C.  A city obsessed with power.  But then again the fans in this building do not truly understand what power is.  You gain power by doing something nobody is capable of doing.

You do something Roman Reigns couldn’t do at Wrestlemania.  You do something John Cena isn’t capable of ever doing.  And even The Undertaker couldn’t do this.  You take that power, by conquering the conqueror.  He took care of Paul Heyman’s client, the 1 in 21-1.  He took a trip to Suplex City, and he took everything he could.

But Brock Lesnar isn’t here, he is boarding a plane trip to Japan right now.  (Isn’t everyone else?).  He hopes that Brock thinks about what happened.  Brock injured his good friend, Jamie Noble, broke 3 ribs.  And Jamie wouldn’t miss this moment for the world, so stand up and show appreciation this man deserves.

Show the entire Authority some respect.  They helped Rollins slay the beast.  He got them all something, brand new Apple watches.

Jamie Noble is impressed, baby!!

Seth has something extra for Kane.

He debuted in October of 1997, and he ripped off the cell.  Many things have changed since then.  But the point is for the last 17 years, Kane has been the glue that held WWE together.  And throughout that entire period, he hasn’t asked for anything.  So Seth is giving him his first vacation to Hawaii.

Complete with a Hulu band.

Kane is speechless, this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him.

Rollins tells Kane he has earned this vacation.  But how about they send him off in style.  How about Kane and Rollins Vs Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns, in a No DQ match.

But there is more.

He saw J & J enter an arena in a crappy rental car a few weeks ago.  They travel in style, so we have a brand new Cadillac 2015 CTS.

We have some game show music playing now.

Let’s Make A Deal!!

When they travel, they represent Rollins.  And he represents all wakes of life.  What do you say, boys?  Beautiful.  This is for them, and this is what true power feels like.

Here comes The Big Show, he is in action against Mark Henry, next.

Show knocks out Henry, with ease while The Miz is watching on.

Feed Me More!!

Ryback clips Big Show’s knee, Miz kicks Ryback and runs.

Ryback wants Miz, now.

Feed Me More!!

Miz loses by countout, and if you want to truly push someone as a viable title contender, this is not it.

This show has been bad, so far.

Tonight, for the 855th time, Rollins and Kane Vs Ambrose and Reigns in a No DQ match.

Now it’s Paige Vs Alicia Fox, but the Bellas are with Alicia.

Paige wins with a rollup, pinning Alicia.

Tonight, Kane and Rollins Vs Ambrose and Reigns.

Enter John Cena.

Cena has been nominated for Sports Humanitarian of the Year, yet the fans are booing him.

Enter Kevin Owens.

Cena Vs Owens?

Nope, Owens has the mic.

Owens is just going to wait for Battleground.  And if anyone takes the US Title from Cena, it will be him.  Or maybe, it is this man….

Cesaro vs Cena is now.

Cena is DQ’d when Owens gave both Cesaro and Cena a Pop-Up Powerbomb.

Owens makes it clear, if anyone is going to take the United States Title, it will be Owens.  And at Battleground, it will be Kevin Owens.

What a great match these two had.

Tonight, Ziggler and Lana will go public.

No DQ match is tonight, Kane and Rollins Vs Ambrose and Reigns.

We see what took place last Monday again, with The Authority laying out Brock Lesnar.

Bray Wyatt interrupts the fun.

Roman Reigns, he wants to open his eyes so he can see the truth.  Life isn’t always fair.  He always believes he should have been his father’s favorite.  But he threw him out like a piece of trash.  But now, he has done things his own way.  Look Daddy, he has his wings back.  Reigns knows all of the horrible things Wyatt is capable of doing.  He will have fun, there will be no distractions.  This is about Reigns and Wyatt.  The insects can watch the two fight all day.  Wyatt is his yin to Reigns’ yang.  And Bray is watching.  Anyone but you.

Run….

Lucha Dragons and Primetime Players Vs New Day and Bo Dallas is next.

PTP and Dragons win with Sky High by Titus, pinning Kofi.

Ziggler and Lana are out next.

Ziggler and Lana come out together.

Many of us might not believe this, but it didn’t start with love at first sight.  She was using Ziggler to get back at her boyfriend, but Ziggler made out with smoking hot babe, so it was a win/win.

But the situation has changed.

Lana told us for years Rusev was her life.  But then she didn’t know what a real man was.  He told her how to talk, how to dress, and even what to think of America.

Dolph has taught her so much, they have become good friends, actually more than good friends.

Ziggler is very passionate.

Rusev comes out.

Rusev comes out with Summer Rae.

Rusev doesn’t care about Lana, he never cared about her.  She is like as you Americans say like a goldfish.

Ziggler has had enough.

What kind of scumbag is he?  He is out here trash talking his girlfriend?  Rusev blew it, just walk away before Ziggler does something about that other leg.

The two have a staredown here, but Rusev walks away.

Summer Rae has something to say to Lana.  There is nothing she hates more than a gold digger.  Rusev was on top of his game at Wrestlemania, but the moment he was hurt, she jumped the ship.  Rusev cared about her, and they both know that he was very kind.  So Lana is nothing but a two-faced phony.

Summer Rae slaps Lana and now we have a catfight.

Rusev pulls Summer away.

Ambrose tell us it’s not a physical thing, it’s a mental thing.  You get knocked down, and you choose to get back up.

He is talking to a Terminator clone, when Reigns shows up.

Ambrose asks if Reigns is a bit angry at what Wyatt did.  Ambrose wants an angry Reigns, the same Reigns that got kicked out of Smackdown.

Reigns is angry at Wyatt, he doesn’t like anyone, except Ambrose.

Let’s rage.

Preview to the upcoming “Terminator:  Genysys” is being shown.

Neville Vs Sheamus is now.

“Mr. Money in the Bank” wins his match with a Brogue Kick.  At Battleground, it will be Sheamus Vs Randy Orton.

That car is getting destroyed later tonight.

Jack Swagger is set to face King Barrett, now.

Barrett wins with Bull Hammer.

No Dq tag match is up next.

Rollins and Kane win when Bray Wyatt shows up to take out Reigns, and Rollins hits a Pedigree on Ambrose for the pin.

The Authority take out Reigns.  He fought hard, but the numbers game caught up with him.  They had a table set, and took reigns right through it, and Seth hits a Pedigree.

After they leave, Bray Wyatt shows up, and gives Reigns a Sister Abigail.

Not a very good night for Reigns, as the show ends.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

This was not a good show at all.  It’s time to see Reigns piss off, and take out someone from Wyatt’s past.  Perhaps Luke Harper?  He has to show a vicious side.

But no Brock Lesnar tonight, so they had that car for nothing.  Unless they continue to bring out the car every week, until Lesnar comes out and destroy it.  He will compete this Saturday morning on WWE Network, as of right now his opponent is Kofi Kingston.  But that could change.

What were your thoughts of the show?  Boy, tonight sucked.  Washington D.C. did not deserve this bad of a show.

WWE Monday Night Raw 6/8/15…New Orleans Bash

Tonight, we are in Bourbon Street, home of Wrestlemania 30.  6 days away from Money in the Bank.

United States Champion John Cena kick off the show.

Michael Cole, JBL, and Byron Sexton welcome us to the show.

6 days away, Champion Vs Champion rematch.  John Cena Vs Kevin Owens.

The Champ Is Here, but Kevin Owens isn’t here.

7 superstars this Sunday compete to get it all hang out.  Not for a championship, but for an opportunity.  And this Sunday, 2 champions compete in this ring, and let it all hang out.  Not for a championship, but for an opportunity.

Kevin Owens had an incredible debut, and he thinks Cena is full of crap.  This Sunday, Owens thinks Cena’s time is up, and Owen’s time is now.

But John is just getting started.  Cena fights for us, even the ones that chant he sucks.

Not much of a reaction here.

But whether we make a remix of his theme music, or degrade his slogans, we all know there is no safer bet than Cena winning.  There was a buzz 8 days ago when Owens won.  But this Sunday, we will be reminded Cena is the one who runs this place, and is the standard-bearer.

Here comes Kevin Owens.

Now, The Champ Is Here.

Cena truly is delusional, if he thinks Cena will beat Owens this Sunday.  And he is delusional if he thinks people want to see Cena come out at the beginning of Raw, and challenge people for the US Title.  And Cena has done this for the last 10 years, they are sick of it.

So how about we give these people a NXT Open Challenge.

That is a hell of an idea Cena said, he accepts.

Again, Cena is being delusional.  Because the two of them are going to fight this Sunday, so they can’t fight tonight.

When Cena holds this US Title, it represents an opportunity for anyone, and the way he sees it, John Cena is still the one to beat.  So his time is now.  If you want some, come get some.

Owens will ignore that, and issues a challenge of any superstar who walks down the ramp choose what title they want.

It’s Neville.

Neville would love to fight Cena again, one day.  But ever since Owens has won the NXT Title, he has disrespected the fans, and the wrestlers.  So as a proud former NXT Champion, he is here to beat Kevin Owens for the NXT Championship.

That match is next.

What a great match that ends with Owens hitting a Pop-Up Powerbomb, with Cena watching commentary.

Owens invites Cena into the ring, to which Cena slides into the ring.  But Owens leaves, ready for Sunday.

Also this Sunday, Seth Rollins Vs Dean Ambrose in a Ladder match.

We see what happened at Elimination Chamber.

The Authority are in their office, when Seth Rollins approaches them.  He meant what he said last week about J & J Security and Kane, but he has the utmost respect for Steph and HHH.

He was right though, he can win without them.  But they will be there this Sunday, right?  Yes, but they won’t help him win.  They will even let Rollins choose his opponent later tonight.

I am so sick of this storyline.

Segment from last week with The Bellas.

We see what Paige had to say last week on Smackdown, saying she will do something about changing the world they live in.

Nikki Bella tell us that they give anyone an equal opportunity, just like Nikki will face Summer Rae tonight, and Paige gets her rematch at Money in the Bank.  This is really The Bella’s World, and they allow Paige to live in it.

Nikki Vs Summer Rae, next.

Nikki wins with ease, Rack Attack.

Next.

We see Roman Reigns gauntlet he went through last week, defeating King Barrett, Mark Henry, and Bray Wyatt.

Roman Reigns is up next.

We have ladders surrounding the ring now, with the briefcase at the top.

Enter Roman Reigns.

There was a time when Reigns hated the briefcase.  He hated the contract and everything it stood for.  But then again, it doesn’t look as bad when the biggest jackass of the world doesn’t have it, like Seth Rollins.

Reigns will climb up, and he will grab the briefcase.  And there will be a time when he hashes it out with the man who is winning the WWE World Title this Sunday, Dean Ambrose.

Kane comes out, and he sees things a bit differently,

The Authority put Kane in this match to make sure the future is protected, and this Sunday he will win the Money in the Bank Ladder match.

Reigns wants Kane in the ring.

But Dolph Ziggler has something to say about it.

Ziggler says Kane doesn’t do anything without The Authority telling him to do it.  In fact, Kane is the biggest tool in WWE.  But Ziggler is on a roll.  He has a comedy show to do, he has a smoking hot Russian and this Sunday, he will do what he does best, and will steal the show.

Kane tells them that even the most simple tool can inflict damage and watch what they say, because he still has the power.

Here comes R-Truth.

New Orleans, what’s up?

Truth is cured of his ladder phobia, and is ready for Sunday’s match.

But Kane tells Truth he’s not even in the match.

Are you sure?

Quite sure.

My bad, bye New Orleans.

Poor R-Truth.

Now as Kane was saying….

Here comes New Day.

As Big E. tells us when Kofi wins, we all win.

New Day rocks!!

Enough….as Kane was saying.

Enter Sheamus.

He is just a Brogue Kick away from a chance to win the WWE World Heavyweight Title.

Okay is everyone finished?

As we all know, there are 2 more spots open.  Neville, who competed earlier, and this man…

Randy Orton.

It’s Orton Vs Sheamus, next.

Sheamus wins by DQ when Orton attacks him with a chair, flings him on the announce table, then hits a RKO in the ring.

6 days away from Money in the Bank.  Who wins the ladder match?

Joey and Jamie approach Rollins, saying they forgive him for what they said last week, and tonight.

Rollins told them they would be nothing if Seth wasn’t here getting them a job.  Jamie tells him he wouldn’t even be WWE Champion if it wasn’t for them, and they are The Shield 2.0, better than Reigns and Ambrose.

Rollins informs them The Authority told him he chooses his opponents, and he choose them in a 2-on-1 Handicap match.

Seth slaps Jamie, but Jamie slaps right back.

Joey tells them they protected him, but tonight, they will kick his ass.

Go Joey.

Ziggler Vs Kane, now.

Kane wins a pointless match with a Chokeslam, after Rusev comes out to confront Lana.  He bullied her to the fact she falls off the ramp, and trips on her heels.

Kane wins.

Dolph checks on Lana, and we switch gears to show more Instagram footage from Dean Ambrose.

J & J Security are preparing for their match.

Miz TV, with Ryback and Big Show is next.

Lana is being tended to backstage.

Miz TV is now.

Miz should be standing here as our new Intercontinental Champion, but this happened.

Big Show came out, and knocked out The Miz.

His lawyers are contemplating a lawsuit against Big Show, and maybe even Ryback because Ryback probably put Show into doing it, not wanting to face Miz.

Feed Me More!!

The only guy who was being robbed was The Big Guy, because he was robbed out of giving The Miz a meathook.

Miz was a former WWE Champion.

Ryback is tired of hearing Miz’s resume, he is a former WWE Champion.  He main evented Wrestlemania.  He is an A-Lister Hollywood actor.  But his former stunt double, Damien Mizdow outperformed him every single night.

Now they bicker a bit.

Miz told Ryback he should be upset at Big Show.  He ruined a chance Ryback had at defeating a big star, defending his IC Title.  Should that upset him?

Here comes Big Show.

Big Show makes this clear, out of all of his tag team partners, Big Show hated Miz right away.

Ryback isn’t buying any of this, he is the one guy not afraid of Big Show.  If he wants his Intercontinental Championship, it’s right here.

Ryback can’t stop Show, because he is a true giant.  Nobody can defeat Ryback for the IC Title, because Big Show wants it.

Miz tries to interfere, but Show handles him again, and Ryback gives Big Show Shellshock.

Earlier tonight, Rollins made the match of him against J & J Security.

Our next match is El Matadores Vs Harper and Rowan.

Harper and Rowan win, and Harper takes the mic.

Tick Tock…Tick Tock…Tick Tock.

The time to pay for your sins is coming.  The judgment waiting for you is at the door.

It’s okay to be scared, they all should be.

Kane is here to wish Rollins luck on his match tonight.  Rollins does not need luck against Mercury and Noble.

Kane warns Rollins that he could win his title match, and Kane cashes in his MITB briefcase.  Or Ambrose beats him, and he would be a fraud and Kane becomes WWE World Champion against Ambrose.

Rollins won’t need anyone’s help tonight, or Sunday night.  He hopes that Ambrose will be come tonight, so he could show him what he will do to him Sunday night.  He doesn’t need Kane to meddle around.

Kane informs him that he will be in J & J Security’s corner tonight.

A movie preview to “Ted 2”.

Big E. from New Day Vs Titus O’ Neil, from Prime Time Players.

Big E wins with a Big Ending, and an assist from Xavier Woods.

Here comes Roman Reigns.

Reigns Vs Kofi is next.

Reigns picks up the win, and here comes Dean Ambrose, who has a ticket for tonight’s main event.

Our main event is now.  J & J Security Vs Rollins is now.

J & J Security defeated Rollins when Ambrose distracted Seth a bit, giving him the WWE World Title before Rollins hits a Pedigree.  Mercury rolls up Rollins for the win, and Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds.  He takes the title, and shows us how to climb up a ladder for the win, ending the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

This might have been one of the worst and boring Raw of the year.  Other than the first half hour, with Owens, Cena, and Neville, which completely rocked, everything else fell apart.

The worst thing was having 2 people booked as complete fools pin the WWE World Champion, who more than likely will beat Dean Ambrose this Sunday.  So it didn’t help either man in the main event of your next PPV.

Just complete garbage tonight, do you agree?  Disagree?  Send me your thoughts here.

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/25/15…Everyone Needs An Entourage

We get a nice Memorial Day video, showcasing the heroes that have paved the way for us.

Wow, what a moving video too, thank you to the men and women, who served protecting us.

Eden Stiles tell us to stand in silence to the ones who made the great sacrifice for us, and our country.  10 bell salute.

We are live in Long Island, New York.  Michael Cole, JBL, and Booker T welcome us to the show.

The Authority kick the show off, which we all knew, right?

Dean Ambrose stole his title shot, by cheating his way through, and taking someone else’s opportunity.

The Authority made this decision through duress, and that is not how they operate.  It’s not what’s best for business.  Dean never deserved the title shot, and if they wanted to, they could take that title shot away from Ambrose.

And HHH can fire Ambrose, just like that.  He thought about it, but Rollins asked him not to.

Ambrose really isn’t a threat to Rollins.  He just rode Seth’s coattails, while they were on The Shield.

HHH needs to have a contract signing, for his shot at the title this Sunday at Elimination Chamber.  Just come on down, and sign it.

You ask, and he shall receive.

Ambrose can’t sleep, so he counts punching Seth Rollins in the face, and by the time he reaches 200 punches, he sleeps like a baby.  Normally, he gets a kick by kicking the crap out of Seth Rollins, but next time, he wants a WWE World Title shot next week.

He hopes the fans enjoyed it as much as he did, by using a concrete and a threat.  He knows The Authority will enjoy seeing a new face of the WWE, Dean Ambrose.

When Ambrose becomes champion, he has a list of demands.

1.  J & J Security will not wear shoes, like a respectable hobbit should.

2.  Kane to wear just a collar, because he is just a lap dog anyway.

3.  Seth Rollins can drunk dial Selena Gomez, since he is Justin Bieber.

Seth tells the fans he is proud of being called Justin Bieber, because Justin is a very successful singer.  Dean Ambrose is just a cockroach, who doesn’t amount to anything.  So step into the ring, and sign the contract.

There is only one way to find out if Ambrose is crazy enough to come down to the ring, and sign the contract.

And he comes down to the ring, but Dean has friends.

Roman Reigns comes down.

It’s so cute these Shield boys team together, says Stephanie.  Ambrose has until the end of the night to sign the contract.  But she can make the main event.  Kane and Seth Rollins Vs Ambrose and Reigns.

But that match is now.

Ambrose and Reigns win, when Ambrose pins Rollins with a rollup.

Ambrose assures Renee Young that at the end of the night, Ambrose will sign that contract.

J & J Security interrupt, but Ambrose takes care of them, and also the camera guy too.

Kevin Owens video is playing, and this Sunday, Champion Vs Champion, Cena Vs Owens.

Now comes Rusev.

A limo shows up, it’s the cast of Entourage, who are the guest stars for tonight’s show.

Rusev Vs R-Truth.

Rusev wins in quick fashion with an Accolade.

Rusev wants Lana to come out.

Commercial break.

We come back, and see Lana walking to the ring.

Rusev knows Lana cares about him.  Despite costing him his match at Wrestlemania.  Despite Rusev losing to Cena in an I Quit match.  Despite kissing that blonde bimbo.  But Lana is just like any woman who cares, and does whatever they can to throw themselves at Rusev.

Lana does care for Rusev.

They can still crush together, and dominate USA.  Just take Rusev’s hand, and all will be forgotten.

They can take back mother Russia together, and they can dominate together.  Just take his hand, and things will be better.

Lana takes his hand, and they embrace.

Now Rusev needs Lana to say three magical words, I was wrong.

Uh-Oh!!

Lana walks away.

Just admit Lana it was all your fault, and everything would be back to normal.

Lana was not wrong, Rusev said I Quit.

Rusev didn’t quit, Rusev never quits.  Lana needs to know her place, woman.

Rusev owns Lana, so get back in here.

Lana tells Rusev he is a liar, and a quitter.  He is such a coward that he doesn’t take responsibility of his actions.  She is not a victim, and will not stand for his strong, brute, caveman ways, thick-headed mind again

Enter Dolph Ziggler.

Ziggler and Lana share a kiss, which Rusev is livid about.

Ziggler is confronted by HHH and Rollins.  Ambrose has done enough, and he brings in the camera guy, asking him if he’s the one who assaulted him.  The guy thinks it was a shove, but yes.

Ambrose is being arrested.

Ambrose is being escorted out of the building, with Rollins loving every second of it.

King Barrett is in the ring, he is set to face Ryback.

With taped ribs and all, Ryback hits Shellshock for the win, over King Barrett.

HHH is on the phone with the cops.  Ambrose is being booked as we speak, and he will not make it by the end of the night.

The cast of Entourage shows up.

They bring up Ronda Rousey to Stephanie, and she is not amused by this.

Stephen Amell of “Arrow” is here and is going face to face with Stardust.

Stardust Vs Neville is now.

Neville Vs Bo Dallas is set for this Sunday at Elimination Chamber.

Neville wins with a Red Arrow, in front of Arrow.

Bo Dallas shows up during the match, and tells his little buddy to get himself back up, then sweeps the leg, knocking Neville down.

Entourage meet the Divas.

Kevin Connelly meets up with Zack Ryder.  This is the last time WWE is in the Nassau Coliseum.  They have an idea with Zack.

Ziggler is talking backstage with Lana.  Ziggler Vs Sheamus is next.

Sheamus wins with a Brogue Kick, after Rusev shows up to try to take out Ziggler.  Dolph hits a Superkick, and Sheamus picks up the win.

Rusev takes advantage of a beaten Ziggler, and locks on The Accolade, taunting Lana to kiss him now.

The John Cena United States Open Challenge is next.

Champion Vs Champion this Sunday night, exclusively on WWE Network.

Cena is out now.

Cena once again tell us that the fans say the same things every week…Let’s go Cena/Cena sucks.

There are those who fight for Cena, and there are those that fight against him.

For those of you who chant Let’s go Cena.  They believe what Cena believes in, hustle, loyalty, and respect.  No matter what the environment, or what’s in front of you, never give up.  For the last 10 years, they believe in what is right.

The crowd wants Ryder.

But the last 10 years, they have formed a fraternity, a bond that they will fight, no matter the boundaries around them.

And for the ones that say Let’s go Cena, he is grateful for their undying support.

But then there are the others, who chant Cena sucks.

And why?  Because for 10 years, they have been clamoring for someone who is not Cena to come in, knock him down, and keep Cena down.

But here is the difference.

Time after time, hopeful after hopeful have come in, tried, and failed.

Cena was introduced to another hopeful, named Kevin Owens last week.

Kevin debuted Raw last week, broke the internet, and two days after, he broke his best friend’s back.

So here is the issue.  The people chanting Cena Sucks, will be chanting Fight Owens Fight.

This Sunday, you may no hear Cena sucks.  You might hear, Let’s Go Cena/Fight Owens Fight.

Fight Owens Fight does not promise Win Owens Win.

Last Monday, Owens showed the world he can start a fight, but this Sunday, he may not be able to finish a fight.

But that is Sunday night, and tonight is Monday night.  Which means another superstar gets a chance.  And Long Island is the place to be, John Cena is the kind of champion.

So you want some, come get some.

The cast of Entourage come out.

Cena tells them the US Open Challenge is open to anyone, so which of them is stepping in the ring.

Kevin tells Cena that a superstar is ready to take this challenge.  Long Island’s Ice-Z….Zack Ryder.

Ryder Vs Cena is now.

Ryder made one mistake, and Cena capitalized with an AA, pinning Ryder.

Kevin Owens shows up, with another Pop-Up Powerbomb.

The NXT Champion will be ready for a fight this Sunday, stomping on the United States Title.

Backstage, The Authority are impressed with Kevin Owens.

Seth Rollins tells them he is the future, and present.

Renee Young asks The Authority for an update on Dean Ambrose.  Stephanie assures Renee that Dean will have an opportunity at the end of the night to sign the contract.  But Renee tells them they had Dean arrested, and Rollins said Dean got himself arrested.  If you did the crime, you must do the time.

We see Ambrose being arrested earlier tonight.

It’s Tamina Vs Paige, with The Bella Twins joining commentary, next.

Tamina picks up the win with an assist by Naomi.

Triple Threat match for the Divas Title.  Nikki Bella Vs Naomi Vs Paige is set for this Sunday.

It’s time for The New Day.

The Rock is now a member of the famed Walk of Fame.  “San Andreas” comes out this Friday.

New Day are upset they are being forced to defend their Tag Titles inside the Elimination Chamber.

Even this city of losers can recognize champions, as Big E. says.

Here comes Kane?

Kane hears the argument, but they have the same opportunities as winning the Chamber matches as any team does.  That is fair, but what’s unfair is what they will face tonight.  They will face Cesaro and Kidd, Los Matadores, The Ascension, Lucha Dragons, and Prime Time Players in a 10-on-3 match.

A no contest when all tag teams fight each other.

The New Day are left standing, and they win by DQ.

But Kidd and Cesaro take out New Day.

Tag Team Elimination Chamber match is set for this Sunday.

A sneak peek at Daniel Bryan’s DVD will be shown immediately after Raw, on WWE Network.

The Authority come out now.

Rollins told us that Dean Ambrose is a worthless thug.  He almost won his title shot last week, but tonight, he is behind bars.

Stephanie tells us that our crew work hard, and the camera dude is no different.  He has 3 newborn triplets.

Stephanie can’t discuss the court case any longer.

HHH told us they were willing to give “The Lunatic Fringe” a title shot, but he wasted that opportunity, so therefore….

Here comes Roman Reigns.

The Authority have Reigns set up, but the police come back, and it’s Dean Ambrose doing the driving.

Ambrose and Reigns stand tall when Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Kane, and then Ambrose signs the contract.

This Sunday, Elimination Chamber with the WWE World Championship on the line.  Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

This didn’t feel like a special episode tonight, we are 6 days away from a special show.  What were your thoughts?  Send them to me.

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/18/15…Stephanie McMahon Returns

Right off the heels of last night’s Payback, J & J Security sent out a tweet that WWE’s own Matriarch, Stephanie McMahon will be here.

Seth Rollins kept his WWE World Title last night, with a Pedigree.  How does HHH feel about that?

3 titles are on the line tonight, can we call this Championship Monday?

Raw is now.

We are live in Richmond, Virginia.

The Authority kicks things off with a 20 minute promo it seems, and what’s a Raw without a 20 minute promo kicking things off?

Stephanie asks us if we missed her?  The crowd all says no.  It was such a successful night last night for WWE and The Authority.  And life is sweeter when you win, not that we would ever see that.  But Seth Rollins, the WWE World Champion defeated 3 men in one night.

HHH gloats about being right for choosing Seth Rollins as the “future” of WWE.  He hates to say he told us so, but he told us so.

Stephanie brings up tonight, we celebrate the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, called Seth Rollins:  The Architect of Life.

Now Seth’s 3 opponents will head to the back of the line.  It’s true, as HHH said this is about champions, and those 3 men don’t know how to win the big matches.

But speaking of championships, we see the Intercontinental Championship.

And of course, Stephanie was right all along about Daniel Bryan.  He has vacated 2 titles in 2 years, and his body can’t hold up the punishment.

Which is why HHH tell us the IC Title will be held up for The Elimination Chamber.  6 men compete for this prize.

And it will be featured on WWE Network May 31st.

Enter Sheamus.

Sheamus apologizes to interrupt, and the fans chant he looks stupid.

Sheamus is a big fan of both of them, Stephanie likes his look.

Sheamus brings up we don’t need The Elimination Chamber match, because Sheamus was the one who ended the silly Yes Movement.

We see last month on Smackdown, Daniel’s last match against Sheamus.

So they need to do what is best for business, and give Sheamus the IC Title.

Feed Me More….

Ryback comes to the ring.

Ryback agrees with Richmond, Sheamus looks stupid.

Daniel Bryan has more heart, more fire, and more determination that Sheamus will ever be.

We get the Yes chants, and Stephanie talks, but “The Big Guy” is talking.

Daniel may not be the size of Ryback and Sheamus, but he has the fire and has put his body on the line for the IC Title.

Sheamus loves to pick on little guys, how about Sheamus picking on “The Big Guy”?

Stephanie assures that the two will be in The Elimination Chamber match, and HHH tells us they can wrestle each other, now.

Sheamus picks up a cheap victory, pretending his eye was hurt and when the ref’s back was turned, Sheamus nails a Brogue Kick.

2 of the 6 men in the Chamber match will be Ryback and Sheamus.  Other 4 men will be revealed tonight.

Tonight, Seth Rollins:  Architect Of A Dream.

HHH and Stephanie thank Kane for helping Rollins, and Kane saw a different side to Seth.  He thinks he has grown up.

Rollins has Champaign to celebrate.  Kane deserves it too, because Rollins saved his job.

Dean Ambrose shows up, he beat Rollins the last time they faced one on one.  So the way he sees it, he will grant Seth a rematch in 2 weeks at Elimination Chamber….only if Rollins puts the WWE World Title on the line.

Seth brings up what HHH and Steph said before about Ambrose joining Orton and Reigns at the back of the line.

HHH tells Kane he can handle this, and Kane tells Seth he will choose who his next opponent is, and Seth wants nothing to do with Ambrose.

Dean tells Kane he should be a shame of himself for being nothing but a butler.  “The Devil’s Favorite Seed” being a butler.

Kane orders Ambrose Vs Bray Wyatt tonight.

Renee Young is in the ring, bringing out Neville.

Neville will face Barrett next, but he debuted in WWE the night after Wrestlemania, and how does it feel being a WWE superstar?

Neville said there is nothing like being a WWE superstar.  And while he has his doubters, he loves proving them all.  And he feels 10 feet tall when he is up in the air.

Renee asks him how was the transition from being the longest reigning NXT Champion, to being a WWE Superstar.

Here comes Bo Dallas.

Bo talks about the little engine that could, but he doesn’t BOlieve Neville will last in the WWE ring.

Neville reminds us that he BOlieved he beat Bo Dallas for the NXT Title.

Bo attacked Neville, and went for his knee.

Enter King Barrett.

Neville’s knee was giving him problems, he slipped on the ropes and King Barrett took over, with a Bull Hammer.

Now comes Bo Dallas to lay a boot on Neville’s knee.

Last night, John Cena defeated Rusev in an I Quit match, and later tonight, we will see a John Cena US Title Open Challenge.

But next, Rusev’s reaction.

There is no Lana tonight, which the fans hate.  Lana needs to learn her place, and she does not speak for him.  Rusev speaks our stupid English language well, and he did not say I Quit.

We want Lana.

There is no Lana, shutup.

John Cena did not make him say I Quit, Rusev crushed John Cena.

He wants to restart the match, right now.

Here comes Lana.

Rusev asked Lana not to show up, and Rusev told her not to show up.  Lana wanted to explain herself, and Rusev is misunderstood.

She believes in Rusev, and has believed in him since day one.  She believed that Rusev would be the first man to make John Cena say I Quit.  But that didn’t happen, that was a disappointment, but she was here to protect him.

He tells her she is nothing, and Lana told him that she cares about him, so what she supposed to do?  Just stand there, and hear Rusev scream in pain.  He said I Quit three times in Bulgarian.

Rusev tells Lana he doesn’t need her, nobody needs Lana.  Her feelings are weak, and he orders her to leave.

And she does.

Rusev!!

Last night, we get a very brief The Shield reunion at Payback.

We will get a Seth Rollins Celebration, also tonight, we get a Tag team Title match with New Day Vs Kidd and Cesaro, with Xavier Woods banned at ringside.

Ambrose Vs Wyatt is now.

Bray Wyatt wins when J & J Security come out to throw off Ambrose, and Wyatt hits Sister Abigail.

The Authority are watching this, and love it.

Divas Title is on the line tonight.  Nikki Bella Vs Naomi.  Also tonight, John Cena United States Open Challenge.  But next, Tag Title match is set for New Day Vs Kidd and Cesaro.

We are live in Richmond, Virginia.  Cole, Booker, and JBL show us yet another set of Tough Enough audition videos.

Tag Title match is up now.  New Day Vs Kidd and Cesaro.

New Day is DQ’d when they keep attacking Cesaro and Kidd.  But the challengers take care of them after the bell rings.

During the match, we find out R-Truth, King Barrett, and Rusev all will be in the Elimination Chamber.  So 5 of the 6 men are brought up.

But as this was happening, Lucha Dragons, Los Matadores, The Ascension, and Prime Time Players all came out, and took each other out.  PTP was left standing at the end of this segment.

So these are the 6 teams in the Elimination Chamber match for Tag Team Titles.

Roman Reigns returns this Thursday night on Smackdown.

John Cena comes out now.

Cena shows us the belt, so I guess The Champ is Here.

Cena gives us a USA chant now, it seems.

We all come from different walks of life, and he hears us every Monday so we all have our different opinions.  But we are all Americans, and he is proud to wear that red, white, and blue banner each and every single night.

This is a true symbol of excellence, and he gives anyone an opportunity every week.  We know WWE Championship is the championship.  But this US Title is OUR title, and The Champ Is Here.

So who answers the Cena challenge?

Kevin Owens….

Owens has the mic.

Hello John, he congratulates Cena for his victory last night.  He would introduce himself, but he knows who he is.  And if anyone doesn’t know who Owens is, then those people aren’t worth his time anyway.

Cena introduces him as NXT Champion, Kevin Owens.

Owens knows that Cena feels guilty about Sami Zayn’s injury, but the truth is Owens injured him before he answered Cena’s challenge.  And this Wednesday, Owens will finish what he started.

Cena now butters up the fans, by saying nobody can be called a waste of time.  Because without them, there would be no Owens.  Without them, there would be no Raw.  And without them, there would be no WWE.

So allow Cena to give Owens some advice.

Owens has done this for 15 years, he just didn’t get a break like Cena, until now.  Cena doesn’t give him any advice.

Cena gives him a warning.  Zayn fought, he didn’t give up, and he saw fire in Zayn’s eyes.  So Owens is going to have a big challenge set this Wednesday.  And Cena sees Owens as a scared little kid.  He doesn’t have that fire in his eyes, and if he wants to prove him wrong, then the open challenge is still on, come get some.

Owens tells Cena he doesn’t know him.  He has a championship, and he has nothing to prove.  They will meet someday, but on Owens’ terms, not Cena.

Owens kicks Cena in the nuts, and then lays him out with a sit down Powerbomb.

Switching gears, as Cole loves to do.

Daniel Bryan video from last Monday night.

Ziggler is next.

Ziggler Vs Stardust is now.

Ziggler wins in quick fashion with a Zig Zag.

Michael Cole is with Ziggler, who makes a bad joke about how his face looks right now.  But Ziggler is more hideous about losing to Sheamus, but he is ready to go.

Cole tells Ziggler that he is in the Elimination Chamber match to try to get the IC Title on May 31st.

Ziggler is ready for anything, any competitors.

Here comes Lana.

The crowd chants they want Lana, and Ziggler is okay with that.  She lays a kiss on Dolph.

One more kiss, and Lana seems to like it.

But now comes Rusev.

Rusev kicks Ziggler, and starts screaming at Lana, as to which Lana slaps Rusev, and Ziggler hits a Zig Zag.

Rusev is irate, and Kane wants the celebration to take place.  We see Adam Rose making out with Rosa Mendes.

Everyone is making out here tonight.

NXT Takeover:  Unstoppable is this Wednesday night.

Harper and Rowan Vs Fandango and Zack Ryder. is now.

Harper and Reigns win the match.

The Bellas are headed to the ring, but Stephanie wishes Nikki luck on her match, and tells Brie that she is hoping Daniel gets better, but offers counseling for Brie.  And for that, she wishes Brie not to accompany Nikki to the ring.

Nikki Vs Naomi for the Divas Title is now.

Tamina causes the DQ on Nikki, with a superkick.  When Naomi and Tamina attack Nikki, here comes Paige to help out Nikki.

This is her house.

BAM!!  RamPaige, this was a message….This is Paige’s house.

Earlier tonight, Kevin Owens sent another message.  He hit a Popup Powerbomb on Cena.

Then Kevin threw the US Title down, and stomped on it.

Backstage, HHH hugs Kevin Owens.

Renee Young is with Kevin.  He tells Renee that at Elimination Chamber, he will get his one on one match with Cena.

He tells John to keep an eye this Wednesday night to see how Kevin works in the ring, because in 2 weeks, the champ isn’t there, it’s here with Owens.

Seth Rollins Championship Celebration is up next.

The cast of Entourage will guest star on Raw, next week.

The Authority are in the ring and tell us something she enjoys more is seeing someone try to reach for that brass ring, and achieve it, and go beyond.  That person is Seth Rollins.

HHH tells Seth they have been behind him since day one.  They witnessed him winning Money in the Bank, then main event Wrestlemania, and win the WWE World Title.  Since then, he has beaten 6 men, in 3 matches.  He sees “The Cerebral Assassin” in Rollins.  And when he won last night with a Pedigree, HHH had goosebumps.

They are here to celebrate Seth Rollins.

They want to share some thoughts from The Authority and we start with Kane.

There are so many things he wants to say to Rollins right now.  They haven’t seen eye to eye with each other.  But then again, Kane is taller than Rollins.  But he can say Kane is glad he is still WWE World Champion, and Rollins is best for business.

Is that all you have to say Kane?

Thank you for saving his job, and he has a video to play for Seth.

A very nice video being played.

Jamie’s turn to speak.

It’s been a privilege to be at the side of Rollins.  And where he comes from, the cream rises to the top.  It’s been an honor to serve for you.

And it’s time for Joey.

Joey tries to say something, but Ambrose has something to say.

Ambrose was in the book, looking for the perfect Justin Bieber outfit.  But he couldn’t find one, so he will give Rollins another chance for a rematch, for the WWE World Title.

Rollins reminds Ambrose he is at the back of the line.

Ambrose wants his title match, or else.

Stephanie reminds Ambrose that he lost last night.  But Seth is a fighting champion, and he won’t be intimidated by Ambrose, so Seth, get him.

Ambrose has his way going after Rollins, and even has a cinder block set up, with Rollins head.  Ambrose threatens to hit Rollins with a chair on it, but Stephanie agrees to the match.  Ambrose will get a WWE World Title shot with Rollins.

Ambrose is about to hit him with a chair anyway, and The Authority help out Rollins.  Ambrose has things going his way and is about to hit Kane with Dirty Deeds.  But Rollins saves Kane, again and hits a Pedigree.

The show ends with Rollins standing tall, and telling us he is the champion.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

This was a fun Raw tonight, and WWE will have a big 2 weeks ahead of them, starting last night on Payback.  Then tonight’s Raw, which saw the first confrontation between Owens and Cena.  We also have NXT’s show Wednesday night, which I will see Thursday, sorry but my Cavaliers will be playing Wednesday night, and then Elimination Chamber on May 31st.

We also have a big title match set in two weeks between Ambrose and Rollins.  The 2 members of The Shield battle it out.

We finally have a Lana babyface turn, it seems.  When she told us she is a Dolph Ziggler fan, and the Elimination Chamber match should be fun for the IC Title.

The one disappointing thing though was Naomi not winning the Diva’s Title, which brings me to the question why did she turn in the first place if she wasn’t going to win the Diva’s Title?

All of these face and heel turns for the Diva’s is just too much.  So is Paige a heel now too?  Or is she just a tweener, and will do whatever she wants?

Who knows, what were your thoughts of the show?

Send them to me here.

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/11/15…The Authority Are Back

We are 6 days away from Payback, live in Cincinnati, Ohio.  We see a limo enter the building, and it’s HHH.

The Game is back!!

And we kick the show off with HHH coming to the ring.  He is telling us that Daddy is home, and he wants to clear things up with Kane and Seth Rollins.

Here they come.

Seth Rollins comes out to assure HHH he is on the same page with him.  The crowd wants Cincinnati’s own Dean Ambrose.

Seth can’t function at the top of his game when a 7 foot “cancer” is trying to stop him along the way.  Perhaps he is jealous, because Rollins is the man, and Kane has never been the man.  Seth feels Kane is trying to assure Rollins loses his WWE Championship.

A few weeks ago in a WWE App vote, he gave the power to all of these people to vote in that his next title defense is a Triple Threat.  Then last week, he added Dean Ambrose into the title picture, and now it’s a Fatal 4-Way match.

Rollins doesn’t feel Kane is suited to be Director of Operations anymore.  Seth understands their history, but maybe its time to take the “old dog” in the back and put him out of his misery.

Here comes Kane.

Kane thinks that he needs to give Seth a Chokeslam, and the two start to fight.

HHH states that Kane needs to be on the same page here.  He understands that sometimes Rollins needs to be punched in the face, but he knows Kane won’t do that.  If Rollins doesn’t leave Payback as WWE Champion, maybe his services won’t be needed.

Kane is disappointed by that, because he feels Seth needs to be viscerated.

The two start to fight again, and HHH makes this clear Kane needs to let him know now, maybe this is the part where they amicably part ways.

Kane doesn’t say anything, which makes HHH believe they are on the same page.

All four men will be in the ring competing tonight.  He needs to know Kane is invested in this, so he will face Roman Reigns.  Seth Rollins will face Randy Orton.

Oh boy, Jamie talks now.

Jamie explains HHH has been gone for a long time, while Rollins has been competing every night.

HHH tells Mercury and Noble they need to be in a match, against Dean Ambrose now.

He orders Kane and Rollins to follow him out of the ring.

Ambrose comes out.

J & J Security try their best, but Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds, and the match ends.

Daniel Bryan will be here tonight, to address his health and the Intercontinental Title.

Sheamus joins us for commentary in our next match.  Dolph Ziggler Vs King Barrett.

At Payback, it will be Ziggler Vs Sheamus, again.  One on one.

Barrett tells us this Sunday, he will face off against Neville.  And he tells Ziggler he will become a Royal ass-kisser when he gets done with him.

Sheamus distracts Ziggler long enough for King Barrett to land a Bull Hammer.

After the match, Sheamus degrades Ziggler andslaps him around, but Ziggler fights back, only to be hit with a Brogue Kick.

Tonight, we will see Reigns Vs Kane, and Rollins Vs Orton.

Luke Harper comes out now, with Erick Rowan.  The team reunites.  But now, it’s Rowan Vs Fandango.

Rowan wins in 37 seconds.  The Brothers are back in WWE.

John Cena’s United States Open Challenge is next.

Who cares about what Cena has to say.  We know he is an I Quit match against Rusev this Sunday.  So who will he face?

Neville.

Neville had Cena beat with a Red Arrow, but Rusev interferred, and cost the DQ finish.  But Neville did technically win.

Now, Accolade time.

Cena passes out.

We Want Lana chants, but Rusev holds the United States Title, while the Russian flag drops down.

WWE Network is free in the month of May.

Still to come tonight, Orton Vs Rollins.

But next, Kane Vs Reigns.

The match ends in a No Contest, when Reigns takes Kane out with a spear through the announce table.

No match takes place.

Daniel Bryan will address his health and IC Title tonight.

Divas time now with Brie Bella Vs Tamina.

Tamina pins Brie after a vicious kick to the head.

Tonight, our main event is Orton Vs Rollins.

Earlier tonight, during the Raw Pre-Show, we had Axelmania Vs Sandow-Mania.

The match is on now.

Macho Mandow Vs Axelmania, now.

Here comes The Ascension.

They aren’t impressed with this.

Oh, how Ascension has failed in WWE.

We now have Axelmania do the big legdrop.  And Mandow hits the big elbow, or at least Conor stops him.

This will be our Payback Kick-off match.

Switching gears, Daniel Bryan will speak, next.

More Tough Enough videos.

Debut is on June 23rd.

Here comes Daniel Bryan, and I hope he isn’t going to say what I think he will say.

The last couple of weeks, Daniel has been in and out of doctors, and he has had some down time.  He doesn’t do well with down time.  He needs to be out where there is excitement, some energy.

Daniel needed to be back here, behind the curtain, so he can come out here and be a reaction like this.  It’s been years that the fans have treated better for Daniel as anyone in the back that has treated him.  Which is why it was crushing last year, when Stephanie vacated Daniel’s WWE World Title.  He felt like he let us down.  They didn’t give Daniel an opportunity, the fans did that.  But the hard thing for Daniel to admit was Stephanie was right to do it.  Because nobody knew how long Daniel was out, he was hurt and couldn’t defend the WWE World Title.  We needed a fighting champion, which is why he asked to come out here tonight.

Daniel had an MRI last week, they didn’t know how long he will be out.  They said maybe weeks, maybe months.  He might not even be able to wrestle again.  But despite that uncertainity, he knows what needs to happen to this IC Championship.  We deserve Wade Barrett, we deserve Dolph Ziggler.  We deserve Dean Ambrose fighting for this championship.  This title needs to be in this ring, and this is where he will leave it.  Tonight, Daniel officially relinquishes this IC Championship.

The fans are chanting Thank You Daniel, and they have it wrong.  For everything they have done for him, he has one thing to say….thank you.

He puts the title in the ring, and leaves.

Daniel gives us one more yes chant at the top of the ramp.  Will he ever come back?

Cole, JBL, and Booker talk about Daniel’s legacy.

We go from sadness to a New Day.

Xavier tells us to not shine on the negativity, shine on the positivity, because it’s a new day.

The chants do not work, New Day Sucks.

Kofi tells us it’s a new day for a second chance, and Big E. tell us Pete Rose does not deserve a second chance.

But Kofi tell us Kidd and Cesaro will get a second chance at Payback when they compete for a 2 out of 3 falls match.

Xavier gives the people of Cincinnati another chance at New Day rocks.

It does not work.

Big E. Vs Cesaro, now.

Cesaro picks up the win with a rollup, after Kidd took care of Xavier Woods.

This Sunday at Payback, WWE Tag Titles are on the line with Cesaro and Kidd Vs The New Day.

Breaking news, we will see The Elimination Chamber PPV, on Sunday, May 31st.  Exclusively on WWE Network.

Tonight, Orton Vs Rollins.

Now Titus and Darren Young give us a New Age Outlaws impression.

Here comes “The New Face of Fear”, Bray Wyatt.

Bray feels sorry for all of us.  He wishes he can reach out, and fix everything.  Wake us up, and make everything better, but fear is all around us.  And if you need proof, all you have to do is open up a newspaper, and turn on a TV and see it before your eyes.  Fear on a crumbling economy that will never stop.  You have this idea that if you can do something, you make it all stop.  Ryback has a major influence on us.  Here is a guy who shattered his ankle into a million pieces.  He has a doctor telling him he is afraid he can never wrestle again.  But a Ryback doesn’t listen to that, a Ryback fights again.  His hero.  But along came a spider.  Ryback has gone toe to toe with faith, and evened the odds.  But he has never seen a new face of fear before.  And now Ryback is saying why me?  It’s simple, because he was in Bray’s way.

Hey kids, you want Wyatt to tell us something our parents will never tell us?  Sometimes, the good guy doesn’t win.

Feed Me More….

Ryback comes out, and we have a fight.

Ryback takes care of Wyatt, and Ryback is ready for this Sunday.

Feed Me More.

Orton Vs Rollins is next.

Rollins loses by DQ when J & J Security come out and help Rollins.  But here comes Kane, with a chair.  And then we see Reigns and Ambrose come out.

Rollins is left by himself, when J & J Security bail.

Rollins is hit by a Dirty Deeds.

Kane does not move.

Then Reigns nails a spear, on Rollins.

Kane does not move.

Orton hits a RKO.

Kane does not move.

But Reigns hits a spear on Orton, and Ambrose follows suit on his brother with Dirty Deeds on Reigns.

Cincinnati’s own Dean Ambrose is left standing tall to end the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

They treated this like a big show, and top to bottom, Raw delivered.  Highlighted by some sad news however, that Daniel Bryan vacated the IC Title.

Question is where do we go from here?

Like I said last week, I like the added Fatal 4-Way match, but everything else is Extreme Rules, more or less.

I am not feeling the Bray Wyatt-Ryback feud though.  Both men need the win, but who gets it?

Where does Kane fit in this landscape?

And we have another big PPV in just 2 weeks after this.  So how do we get there?

I guess we will tune in and find out.  What were your thoughts on the show?  Send them to me here.

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/4/15…We Are In Bizarro World

No music intro, we hear Michael Cole’s voice.  In Montreal, Canada tonight, which means the fans will be a part of the show.

Randy Orton kicks off the show.

Payback is a fitting name for a PPV, because payback is what he is giving Seth Rollins in 13 days.  The fans voted him in a Triple Threat match for the WWE World Heavyweight Title.  And now Roman Reigns is added to the mix, but that is not his problem, because he is walking out of Payback the WWE World Heavyweight Title, and there is nothing Roman Reigns can do about it.

Enter Roman Reigns.

If anyone is getting payback on Seth Rollins, its Roman Reigns.

The Montreal fans are chanting RKO.

So will Orton just stand in the corner and watch Reigns get payback on Seth Rollins.

Reigns doesn’t care what Orton will do, just stay out of his way.

I guess Reigns has forgotten who he is.

Orton is a 12-time World Heavyweight Champion, he has wrestled in 12 straight Wrestlemanias.  How many title reigns does Roman have?  How many Wrestlemanias has Roman wrestled?  3.  So perhaps he should remember that.

Reigns brings up he beat Orton at Summerslam, and he would love to beat him again.

Here come The New Day.

Xavier reminds the two men that The New Day are the only champions at ringside.  And nobody cares about their Montreal boo-hoo.  They are so negative, but look at them, they are positive.  Because it’s a new day.

Kofi tells them it truly is a new day, so let’s forget about the past.

Big E. tells Reigns that nobody cares if Roman can’t win the big one.  And Randy, he can’t help it if Roman owns him so much, he has him on speed dial.

It’s time to do the clap.

They won’t do it.  But Kane has ordered them to face The New Day in a 3-on-2 Handicap match, now.

Reigns “accidentally” spears Orton, and Kofi pins Randy for the win.

Kane shows up on the ramp.

There is no shame in losing to the WWE Tag Team Champions.  If their evening was ending, there would be no shame in it, but their evening hasn’t ended.  They aren’t getting along, and Kane wants to exploit that.  Orton will face Reigns, one on one.  Because that is what’s best for business.

We come to the back, New Day are celebrating, and Kane just rolls his eyes, which is funny.

Kane runs into Rollins.

What he did won’t change anything.  The Authority will return, and will punish Kane for what he has been doing.

Kane made those matches, because that is what’s for business.  Which brings to Rollins.  He can’t give Seth the night off.  Last week’s main event on Smackdown was marred due to interference, so we will have Seth Vs Dean Ambrose.  And J & J Security is banned tonight.

Rollins reminds Kane he was the interference last week, and all Dean wants to do is hurt Rollins.

Kane can make Rollins tied up to the ring post, or tied behind one back.  Say one word, and he can make that happen.

Kane dares Rollins to say it, but he walks away.

Renee Young is in the ring, bringing out Ryback.

Feed Me More!!

Last week, Ryback had a surprise…Bray Wyatt attacked Ryback.

Renee asks Ryback if he knew why Bray attacked him both nights last week.  Ryback doesn’t know, but Bray made a mistake.  Ryback knows about adversity.

The crowd chanted for Goldberg, and Ryback answered back.

Ryback had 2 severe injuries and doctors told him he would never wrestle.  Bray, Ryback had to answer fear his entire life.  He takes fear, and negativity, and eats it.  He wakes up hungry to succeed, hungry to be a hero to the kids in attendance, and kids watching on TV.  He does this for the fans, and everytime they chant Feed Me More, it motivates him.  It’s about taking chances, facing fears, and going through adversity.  Bray woke up Ryback, and talking time is done.  It;s feeding time.

Bray shows up on the screen now.

You paint yourself as this untouchable force, but he can see the fear in his eyes.  Deathly afraid that people will see the facade.  He is afraid of fear, but people seek help, they seek guidance of a higher power.  Everything you love, everything you’re afraid to lose is all going to fade away.  In time, friend….so will you.

Run!!

Cesaro and Kidd are in the next match, set to face The Ascension.

Cesaro and Kidd win with a Cesaro Swing and a kick to the head by Tyson, pinning Viktor.

Seth Rollins walks to the ring.  Renee Young wants Seth’s reaction to his match.

There is no point to having this match, and second, Kane is a moron.

WWE 24 will air on WWE Network with Roman Reigns, after Raw.

Ambrose Vs Rollins is now.

Kane comes out, and he says that with Rollins bringing up there is no point to this match, if Ambrose wins, Dean will be added to the main event at Payback in a Fatal 4-Way match.

Rollins tells Kane he can’t do that, because the fans voted for a Triple Threat match.  Ambrose likes the idea, does the fans have issues with that stipulation.

Rollins doesn’t care what Ambrose is saying, and he doesn’t care what the Montreal fans are saying, because he doesn’t matter.

Match is on, now.

Ambrose wins the match with a rollup.  J & J Security come out, even though they were banned but this backfires.

The main event at Payback is now a Fatal 4-Way for the WWE World Title.

I loved this match.

It’s now Rollins Vs Orton Vs Reigns Vs Ambrose, at Payback for the WWE World Heavyweight Title.

We go back and see what happened earlier tonight.  The New Day defeated Orton and Reigns.

Tonight, it’s Orton Vs Reigns, one on one.

Moments ago, Ambrose defeated Rollins putting himself into the Fatal 4-Way at Payback.

Rollins is irate at Kane, blaming him for putting his match into a Fatal 4-Way.

Kane corrects him by saying the fans put this into a Fatal 4-Way and Rollins lost to Ambrose.  How about adding more people?  Kane wants to mold Rollins into the champion The Authority want him to be.  Kane has an idea.

Byron Saxton is with Lana.

He asks Lana how it feels to have The WWE Universe start to favor Lana.  Lana doesn’t know what Byron is talking about.

Fandango tells her she needs to feel the movement The WWE Universe is giving, by accepting her.

Rusev screams something at Lana.

Rusev Vs Fandango, next.

Lana is Fandangoing, which is glorious.

Rusev sends Lana out though.

Match is done, Accolade.

NXT will be featured on E:60, featured on ESPN.

WWE Tough Enough will return on June 23rd.

Entries are being shown now.

R-Truth Vs Stardust, now.

Stardust brought a bag, and it turned out it was plastic spiders.  Stardust wins with a rollup.

John Cena’s US Open Challenge is coming next.

A sneak peek of Roman Reigns’ special on WWE Network.

This Thursday night, we will have a Contract Signing of the Fatal 4-Way match at Payback, on Smackdown.

Cena comes out now.

The Montreal crowd loves him, it seems.  Okay, not really.

Cena says I Quit.  Those words have meaning.

Montreal crowd is digging this.

There are folks in Montreal who want to see Cena quit.  That he would walk away.  But we know him, we know he has dealt with this adversity for years.  Montreal knows whatever the hostility, whether you’re a critic, or an opponent, Cena never gives up.

So Cena faces Rusev in 2 weeks for the title, and if he quits, he doesn’t deserve a rematch.  But making Cena say I quit, is like Cena asking the fans to stop singing, it just won’t happen.  Saying I quit is testing a man’s will.

This is passion, the fans will say what they want, because they are passionate.  Rusev wants to fight Cena, he wants to win the title, but Cena is fighting for everything he stands for the last 10 years.  He asks the fans if they are up against the wall, someone puts a microphone to your face, asking you to quit, what is your answer?

No…

He goes to the crowd, and we all fight for what we believe in.  This is a city that knows tradition, and he is very proud.

So here is the sentence from a man who believes in the same, Cena is proud of the title and everything it stands for, and in 2 weeks, he will say the same thing….

The Champ Is Here.

On to the Cena United States Title Open Challenge.

We hear Bret Hart’s theme song.

Welcome Back Bret chants erupt.

Bret is here to introduce a great wrestler….

Enter Heath Slater.

The fans don’t like this idea.

Heath will not let his moment to become US Champion get stepped on, again.  Especially in Montreal, babay!!

Heath tells us he can speak french.

First, he gets RKO’d out of nowhere, then Rusev attacks Slater from behind, out of nowhere.  He is sick and tired of getting attacked out of nowhere.

Bret slaps Slater.

Bret wants to introduce Montreal’s very own, NXT’s own hottest superstar, Sami Zayn.

It’s Cena Vs Zayn….NOW!!

Cena wins in a tough match, defeating Zayn with a stunner and AA.  Sami appeared to injure his shoulder during the match, even dislocating it.  He still gutted it out, and made a very strong showing here.

I do love these open challenges.

In 2 weeks, at NXT Takeover:  Unstoppable, it will be Zayn Vs Kevin Owens for the NXT World Title.

Earlier tonight, New Day pins Orton and Reigns, when Reigns “accidentally” spears Orton.

Tonight, Orton Vs Reigns.

Next, Nikki Bella Vs Naomi, and we see New Day still celebrating their win.  Kofi and Xavier are lifting up Big E, in the back.

Now that was funny.

Renee is waiting for Sami Zayn, but New Day has other thoughts.

They were victorious earlier tonight.

New Day’s future looks bright.  Xavier will be featured on tomorrow’s E: 60.  Cesaro and Kidd intervene.  They admit the crowd is chanting New Day sucks.  And they appear to agree with that.

New Day isn’t pleased.

Divas action, is now.

Nikki Bella Vs Naomi.

Tamina is now aligned with Naomi, who both attack The Bellas.

Naomi tells them their rein as leader of the Divas Division is over.  This is what family is about.

Last Tuesday, Bad News Barrett became the King of the Ring, defeating Neville.

All Hail King Barrett.

It’s Barrett and Sheamus Vs Ziggler and Neville, next.

Barrett connects with a Bull Hammer, pinning Neville.

Tonight, immediately after Raw, WWE 24 will feature Roman Reigns.

Reigns Vs Orton is next.

The Authority come out before the match starts.  Jamie tells us he is the special ring announcer.  Joey is the special ring bell-ringer.  Kane is the special ring enforcer, and Seth Rollins is the special guest commentator.

Match starts now.

It ends with a no contest when The Authority takes over.  But here comes Dean Ambrose to even the odds a bit.  All 3 faces fight off The Authority, which ends with a spear by Reigns.  Then Orton hits a RKO on Reigns, and Ambrose nails Dirty Deeds on Orton to end the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

A much better show than last week, and we changed the main event, which worked too, adding Ambrose into the mix.  He should be one of the favorites to win Money in the Bank, because he needs to get that big push.  Fans certainly love him, and we know he can wrestle and talk on the mic.

Zayn Vs Cena was very good, but now Zayn is getting a MRI, according to Joey Styles on his Twitter page.

Lana Fandagoing too was worth to see the show, and the MVP of the show had to be New Day.  They were corny, but very, very funny.

What was your thoughts of the show?  Send them to me.

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/27/15…King Of The Ring

Tonight, King of the Ring is back.  4 quarter-final matches will be set here, with the semi-finals and final matches will crown a new King of the Ring tomorrow night.

Raw is now.

8 men will be crowned King of the Ring, we are in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Seth Rollins comes out for his 20 minute promo here.

Finally, last night The Viper learned what the entire WWE Universe has known for a very long time….you can’t out-smart Seth Rollins.

He is the man who single-handedly built the most dominant faction in WWE history, in The Shield. He is also the man who single-handedly destroy it.

He also was the man who cashed in Money in the Bank briefcase at the opportunist time, at Wrestlemania and beat two men….Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns.

He also had Randy Orton last night right where he wanted him.

Orton wanted Rollins all by himself, and he beat Randy all by himself.

Kane doesn’t like this.

Rollins had Orton beat in his mind, by banning a RKO.  And he beat him with his own move, a SKO.

But every great general needs great soldiers.  So let’s take a moment, and thank Kane.  For doing what was best for business, and be the crypt-keeper.

The crypt-keeper is a character from 1990s that nobody cares about, and he is Kane, the gatekeeper.

Kane is not offended by that, and says if it wasn’t for him, Randy Orton would be WWE World Champion, and instead of boasting about being champion, he would be whining about losing.  Kane would rather be the WWE’s version of the crypt-keeper, than WWE’s version of Justin Bieber.

Rollins tells Kane hs is just jealous because Seth is WWE Champion, and he can wrestle circles around him.

Here comes Randy Orton.

Randy wouldn’t be complaining, but with an official saying Seth cheated last night, this deserves a WWE World Title rematch.

Seth said he had his shot, and he blew it.

Randy isn’t talking to “Catwoman”, he is talking to Kane.

Kane says Randy has a point, but here comes Roman Reigns.

Seth wants to know why Roman is here, and Randy tells Seth he is missing his giant.  And he is missing his giant because he flipped a table on top of him, just like this.  And you can call him the last man standing.

Randy, no disrespect had his shot.  And since “Justin Bieber” has the WWE World Title, then Roman Reigns deserves a shot at the title.

So Roman won a match, congratulations.  But Randy and Roman seem to have a common denominator, they both lost to Rollins.  So….

Kane interrupts him, and says they both have a point.  So how about tonight, they settle their differences and show them the real power of The Authority.

A tag team match, right?

Kane will have the WWE Universe decide who the next title defense with Seth Rollins at Payback will be.

Next, King of the Ring tournament starts with Dolph Ziggler Vs Bad News Barrett.

Barrett wins the match with a Bull Hammer, when Sheamus came out and made fun of Ziggler kissing Sheamus’ ass.

I expect Ziggler to do the same thing to Sheamus, later tonight.

HHH isn’t here tonight, so our main event is Orton and Reigns Vs Rollins and Kane.

New Day is in action, next.

Xavier has the mic, and tell us they are the champions.  They want to thank every single one of their clappers.  The ones that clapped for their struggles, for their hard work.

And Xavier wants them to work on a new chant.  New Day Rocks, we still have New Day Sucks.

It’s Tyson Kidd Vs Big E. now.

Big E. steals the victory, with Xavier holding onto the ankle again.

Footage from Cena Vs Rusev last night is being shown.

At Payback in 3 weeks, it’s Cena Vs Rusev in an I Quit match.

Tonight, John Cena Open Challenge Match, for The United States Title.

Feed Me More….

Ryback is in action, next.

Ryback Vs Bo Dallas, now.

Shellshock, match is over.

Bray Wyatt shows up being Ryback.

Sister Abigail, and we have the spider walk.

Ryback is the one Bray was referring to as a failure.

Cena’s Open Challenge, is next.

Here comes The United States Champion, John Cena.

John will repeat his mic stuff, saying he won’t quit, he will beat Rusev once and for all, amke him quit.

Blah Blah Blah….let’s get on with the challenger.

It’s Heath Slater, oh boy.

Well, Rusev ruins those plans, because he attacks Heath Slater.

Lana comes out to the cheers of the fans.  Rusev orders her to leave the ringside area.

Look at these people John Cena, they are all quitters.  They have given up on their dreams a long time ago, they quit on themselves.  And Cena at Payback will be just like these stupid Americans.  You won’t be singing “God Bless America” together, you will be saying I Quit.

Russian flag pops up in front of Cena.

Kane is backstage, Rollins is not upset at Kane, he just needs to know what Kane means that the WWE Universe will decide Rollins’ next title defense.  He just beat Randy Orton last night, he beat Reigns at Wrestlemania.  Is Kane too stupid?  What would HHH and Steph do when he tells them.

Kane thought that Rollins was the man, but it seems he just wants to whine and complain.  So we will decide who Rollins’ opponent will be at Payback.  Either Orton, Reigns, or a Triple Threat match.

We will find out after their match, later tonight.

Our next match is the quarterfinal of King of the Ring tournament.

R-Truth Vs Stardust.

Truth wins with a lie detector.  Tomorrow night, Barrett Vs Truth.

Also tonight, Orton and Reigns Vs Kane and Rollins.

Voting is open now, for the main event of Payback.

It’s Fandango time, against Adam Rose.

Rosa Mendes gets her revenge posing as a Rosebud when Rose hits Party Fowl.

Rosa can’t believe he chose them over Rosa.  She found someone who treats her like the sweet flower she is.

Now they make out.

Moving on…

Switching gears, Daniel Bryan is not cleared by medical doctors.  Renee Young has an update from Daniel’s wife, Brie Bella.

Daniel loves WWE, and every day he is away from WWE, it kills him.  But the WWE cares so much about Daniel, and Daniel in turn cares about them.

Naomi attacks Brie and tells her nobody cares about Brie, or her husband.

Brie Bella Vs Naomi, now.

Naomi wins with an inside cradle.

Tonight, Reigns and Orton Vs Kane and Rollins.

King of the Ring tournament match, Dean Ambrose Vs Sheamus.

Ambrose is DQ’d when Ziggler attacked Sheamus so he advances, and will face the winner of Harper Vs Neville.

Also tonight, Orton and Reigns Vs Kane and Rollins and we decide what the main event of Payback will be.

Damien Sandow is in the ring.

Allow him to beg for our indulgence, his name is Damien Sandow.  One thing is he will never lie to us.

3 1/2 years ago, he came into WWE wearing a blue bathrobe, and he tried to enlighten us.  Then, he was told he doesn’t entertain us enough.

He hasn’t lost his mind, he was trying to entertain us.  Remember Bret “The Hitman” Sanhart.  Or how about his Magneto moment.  Or Vince McSandow.  Then he had his Damien Mizdow moment.

He has to be honest, he lost alot of respect from his peers, but one thing he gained were alot of fans, and that means more to him and he thanks us for that.

You’re welcome.

Now, where does he go from here?  He’s not sure.

Enter Curtis Axel.

One thing Axel can’t stand is when someone tries to be someone else.  So Damien Sandow, whatcha going to do?

Now Sandow is mocking Axel.

Sandow takes care of Axel to the Elbow of Disdain.

This Thursday night on Smackdown, Tag Team Titles are on the line, New Day will face Kidd and Cesaro.

Bray Wyatt interrupts the fun, and he tells us that he knows him better than anyone.  Run!!

Tough Enough videos are being shown now.

Neville Vs Harper now, in the King of the Ring tournament.

Neville wins with Red Arrow, advancing in King of the Ring tournament.

Semi-Finals tomorrow night will be Barrett Vs Truth and Sheamus Vs Neville, along with the finals, exclusively on WWE Network, at 8:00.

Our main event, Reigns and Orton Vs Kane and Rollins is now.

Reigns and Orton win when Kane had enough, decking J & J Security, then decked Rollins, threw him back into the ring who was met with a Superman Punch and a RKO, for the win.

After the match, Kane showed us the results of the poll, and that gives us a Triple Threat match set for Payback.

Rollins was met with a Spear by Reigns, ending the show.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

This wasn’t a bad show, at times they seemed to drag things out.  But it gets people interested in King of the Ring tournament.  I have to think Bad News Barrett is the favorite right now.  I can’t see Sheamus beating Neville too, with Ziggler getting involved.

We also knew we’d have a Triple Threat match at Payback, even WWE knew that.  But here we go, does this mean Kane is finally stepping away from The Authority?  I hope Daniel Bryan is able to come back, because who wouldn’t want to see Team Hell No reunite?

I’ll be here tomorrow evening, giving you King of the Ring report.  Your thoughts on tonight’s show, send them here.

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/20/15…Road To Extreme Rules Ends Here

Tonight, The Authority will make their 2-week hiatus back.  HHH gave us an announcement about “Tough Enough” returning to TV.  6 days from Extreme Rules.

Raw is now.

At Extreme Rules, we will see Randy Orton Vs Seth Rollins, inside a steel cage, with Randy’s RKO move banned.

The steel cage is lowered, and we see Randy Orton headed to the ring.

For someone claiming to be smart, Seth Rollins is a dumb bastard. He believes Orton’s greatest weapon is the RKO, but Randy’s best weapon is inflicting pain. He doesn’t need the RKO. It’s too quick, and too easy. But now he has no other choice but to do it nice and slow.

Randy will break Rollins’ jaw, so we won’t have to hear him run his mouth week in, and week out. He will also take His rib, and break it. But we will take his stupid blonde streak in Seth’s hair and ram it into the steel cage. And when he is pinned, Rollins reign will end as WWE Champion.

Here comes the WWE World Champion.

Seth plays the game of human chess better than anybody. And this Sunday, he will prove that by defeating Orton and continuing his run as the greatest WWE World Champion.

He has this title to prove how good he is. Orton may be one of the greatest WWE Superstars in the history, but he is that much better.

Cage or no cage, Rollins will beat Orton this Sunday.

Orton brings up since he banned the RKO this Sunday, he will go in the back, and RKO every son of a bitch he sees. And then by the end of tonight, he will RKO Rollins.

HHH will return tonight, and make a big announcement on Tough Enough.

Dean Ambrose Vs Luke Harper, one on one is next.

Luke Harper is on the mic, he tells Dean he doesn’t know why he isn’t afraid of him, but at the end of the night, Dean will be.

The match ends in a no contest when the guys beat the crap out of each other.

The segment ends with Luke throwing Ambrose off the top of the ramp.

Seth Rollins with J & J Security are looking over their shoulders, for Orton. Tyrus O’ Neil scares him. Rollins wants to show everyone he isn’t scared of anyone, and dares to beat up the next guy he sees.

That guy is….HHH.

HHH assures Rollins he will talk to Kane when he comes in. Rollins assures HHH he has Orton under control, but he needs more security.

But Randy is one guy.

Lucha Dragons are in action, next.

Lucha Dragons Vs New Day.

Winners get Tag Team Title match this Sunday.

The New Day wins the match with a countout. Xavier Woods held Sin Cara’s foot underneath the ring.

As they celebrate, Randy Orton RKO’s Kofi and Xavier. Big E. thought it best to walk away, and he does.

New Day Vs Cesaro and Kidd at Extreme Rules.

At Extreme Rules, John Cena Vs Rusev in a Russian Chain Match. Also, Cena will have an open challenge tonight. We see footage from last week when Rusev attacked Cena with a chain.

Next, we see footage from last week when Big Show took Reigns for a ride.

We see footage from last week, including Big Show’s explanation from this past Thursday night on Smackdown.

This Sunday, Big Show Vs Reigns in a Last Man Standing Match.

It’s Fandango Vs Curtis Axel.

Last Dance, match is done.

Tonight, The Miz Vs Damien Mizdow, winner gets “The Miz” brand.

HHH is tweeting, he joins us live, next.

HHH comes out to make the official announcement that Tough Enough is coming back, and the ideal behind the show is we can audition. Anyone can try out, and he asks us what it would be like to hear your own music, to get onto this stage. To headline Wrestlemania, and to wrestle for the WWE World Heavyweight Title. That is our dream, and WWE is giving us that opportunity. Tell them, show them, go to WWEToughEnough.com, and maybe we can be one of the 10 men, or 5 women chosen to compete on the show. The winner gets a WWE contract. Do we have what it takes? If we do, show the world that we are truly tough enough.

Here comes Kane.

Kane tells HHH that he has been trying to return his phone calls, send him text messages, send him emails all week-long. HHH told him he wanted Kane to cool off.

Kane is here to give HHH his two weeks notice, because HHH trusts that WWE World Champion, someone who doesn’t appreciate the ones who have helped him get the title.

Seth Rollins shows up, calls Kane a loser and wants HHH to drop this guy. The Authority doesn’t need him.

Kane screams at him, and says The Authority could have chosen anyone to be WWE World Champ, even El Torito.

HHH gets in between of both of them, and calls for Kane to be the Gatekeeper of the Cage match. Nobody goes through Kane this Sunday.

Rollins shakes hands with Kane, and walks away.

Okay, Kane is the Gatekeeper, I guess.

Cole, JBL, and Booker T show us what happened last week, when Naomi took out Paige after being eliminated in the Diva’s Battle Royal.

Paige is out indefinitely, and it will be Naomi Vs Nikki Bella, this Sunday.

Naomi Vs Brie is next.

Backstage, Rollins and Kane are still arguing. HHH tells Kane he has to be corporate, and no longer be the hell, fire, and brimstone. Kane disagrees, and proves it tonight.

Naomi Vs Brie is now.

Naomi wins with a Rear View.

Though the title match is not confirmed, Nikki Bella confirms she will not deny the match if it’s given to her.

Heath Slater is in catering with Erick Rowan. Heath talks about accepting the John Cena United States Challenge, and will be the new United States Champion, BA-BAY!!

Rowan just walks away, and Heath is met with a RKO.

That’s 3 for Randy.

We hear from Roman Reigns, next.

Roman Reigns comes out to the ring. He doesn’t want to talk, he wants to fight. He wants Big Show to come out.

Here comes Bo Dallas.

He noticed anger in Roman’s voice. Like Yoda said in Episode I….”Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering”

We know Roman suffered when he went through a car hood last week. He also suffered after losing at Wrestlemania. Roman is a bit of a bust, he is a “Tim Tebow” of WWE. He fails and fails every time. He knows Reigns will be WWE World Champion someday. He just has to

BOLIEVE!!

Superman Punch, and then a spear.

Big Show is too scared to face Reigns man to man, but this Sunday, Reigns will tear him up, and be the last man standing.

You can BOlieve that.

Ziggler Vs Rollins, tonight.

Sheamus is now facing Zack Ryder.

Woo Woo Woo…You Know It.

Bell rings, Brogue Kick. He can pin him, but where is the fun in that? Ryder deserves more time than that.

Sheamus is on the mic the entire time. He says Ryder is just like us, none of us could last 2 seconds in the ring with him.

Sheamus throws Zack out of the ring like a rag doll. And he gives him another Brogue Kick for good measure.

Ziggler comes out and gives Sheamus a Zig Zag.

Sheamus wins by DQ, I guess.

Ziggler Vs Sheamus in a Kiss Me Arse match this Sunday, at Extreme Rules.

Up next, John Cena US Title Open Challenge.

Cena wants to talk first.

This Sunday, live on WWE Network, we go Extreme.

This Sunday, we go for revenge. We saw earlier that Rusev means business, and why shouldn’t he? Cena handed him Rusev’s first loss at Wrestlemania.

And he, just like us cringe whenever Cena says The Champ Is Here.

But this Sunday, Rusev wants to do what is best, which is destroy. The winner of a Russian Chain match is to touch all four corners successfully. And that means Rusev wants to take the fighting spirit away from Cena.

Rusev’s plan is to dominate, and win back his United States Title. But that just won’t happen. Rusev wants to prove that Wrestlemania was a fluke, but it wasn’t, it was a statement. And this is an opportunity of Rusev getting a steel plate up his ass.

But we will still get a fight tonight.

Albany is the place to be, John Cena is the man to beat. The John Cena United States Title open challenge starts now.

You want some, come get some.

Kane answers the call.

Cena wins with the AA, with Seth Rollins laughing about the loss backstage.

Tonight, Ziggler Vs Rollins.

Kane comes backstage after his loss, and HHH gives him “the look”, you know that look, like when your parents are disappointed in you?

The Miz is with Renee Young.

Miz’s brand is on the line tonight. He gets to face that imposter, and Miz shows off his “The Marine 4” Blu-Ray, out tomorrow.

But Renee interrupts this interview, with another interview. Byron Saxton is standing by with The United States Champion, John Cena.

John talks about opportunities and tonight’s win was huge. But Rusev attacks him with a chain.

Rusev Vs Cena in a Russian Chain match this Sunday, at Extreme Rules.

The Miz Vs Damien Mizdow is up now.

The Miz wins, with some help from Summer Rae, who turns heel again.

The Miz tells us he is AWESOME…..

RKO by Orton, giving us 4 tonight.

Extreme Rules rundown.

Luke Harper Vs Dean Ambrose is added, with a Chicago Streetfight. Also New Day Vs Cesaro and Kidd is now for the Tag Team Titles, and it’s in the Kick-Off show.

So New Day was fighting for a shot at Tag Titles, and they aren’t even on the PPV.

How is that a new day?

Ziggler Vs Rollins is tonight.

Bray Wyatt interrupts us to ask if you want success, do you want money? Fame? Because you can lift as much weight as you want, but the one factor that will hurt you is Bray Wyatt. He will show that you have been nothing but a failure, and when you look up, you’ll see Bray Wyatt standing on top of you.

Behold the new face of fear.

Ryback Vs Adam Rose, now.

Shellshock, game is over.

The hot dog and banana try to attack Ryback, but it doesn’t work.

Ryback asks us what the banana said to the hot dog? Nothing, because they both had been shellshocked.

Renee Young is standing by with Kane. I guess Rollins was tweeting a joke about Kane’s loss. He tweeted that Kane needs dental floss and depends.

Kane confronts Rollins in the back. They go face to face, and Rollins apologizes. He admitted he has been under pressure with Orton. He knows Kane has done alot for Rollins, and to stay on top. He will dedicate his match with Ziggler to Kane.

Rollins walks out with J & J Security, with Randy Orton watching in the distance.

Rollins wins the match with an Implanted DDT, after Sheamus comes out to distract Ziggler for a moment.

After the match, Rollins wants to say his thank yous, and show the world why he is the best in the business this Sunday.

Here comes HHH, and he’s marching to the ring.

HHH wanted to tell us Rollins is going to defeat Randy Orton, and remain the WWE World Champion, but Rollins interrupts HHH and degrades Kane. But now here comes Kane, the cage goes down. Orton is somehow there….RKO!!!

We don’t stop there, no we must plug Hulk Hogan Rock and Wrestling on WWE Network.

NOW the show ends here.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

What a boring show tonight, the highlights were the RKO’s. Not sure why Kane and Rollins are bitching too. But eh, who cares.

Anyway, Extreme Rules is this Sunday, and I can’t wait to see New Day Vs Cesaro and Kidd.

Can’t you tell?