WWE Monday Night Raw 4/4/16…A New Chapter

The night after Wrestlemania is usually entertaining, in part because of the crowd.  I have to think the city of Dallas will be rocking, we will see where we go from here.

Raw is now.

Welcome to “My House” as we take a look back at Wrestlemania from last night.

Michael Cole, JBL, and Byron Saxton welcome us to the show.

Kicking the night off with Mr. McMahon.

The crowd plays sing along with Vince’s music.  Vince talks about Shane losing last night.  He also brings up a new WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

No more lock box, Vince is in full control, and will always be.  There was one time however that got to Vince last night.  When Shane climbed on top of that cell.  He said to himself don’t do it.  He had no idea it meant that much to Shane to risk his life to achieve his goals.  On one hand, he admires Shane for doing that, but on the other hand, he wants to know how Shane can be so stupid.

The crowd chants something that Vince has no idea what they are saying, but thanks the crowd.

Here comes the money!!

A bruised up Shane McMahon shuffles to the ramp to meet with his father.

The crowd thanks Shane, and Vince wanted to know what Shane is doing here?

Shane thanks the fans, and he said he came to do two things, since he is the only man in the family, he wanted to shake Vince’s hand.

The second was to thank the crowd.  What they gave to him he will never forget.

The fans are chanting he still has it, and Vince is screaming at the fans, blaming them for what happened to Shane.

He wanted to thank them again, and goodbye.

Nobody upstage Vince.

Is this how crazy and nonsensical things would be if Shane was running Monday Night Raw?

Just to prove Vince’s point, let’s see what Shane has.  Go.

Shane McMahon is running Raw tonight.

Shane O’ Mac is running the show tonight.

OHHHHH Dallas, don’t you dare be sour.  Clap for your world-famous 2-time champs….AND FEEL THE POWER!!!

It’s a New Day, yes it is.

WWE Tag Team Championship match is set.

The crowd is chanting Booty-O’s.

Did things go according to plan for your boys?  No, not really.  But Kofi did get to twerk in the ring with Shawn Michaels.  On the other hand, Xavier did receive a Stone Cold Stunner from “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

Xavier has to admit, it was on him.  But it was lit up, BABY!!

They do hold the last piece of Booty-O’s cereal.

Speaking of Booty, they are about to get back on The league of Booty.  And they will walk out still your….

WWE World Tag Team Champions.

But why?  Because New Day Rocks!!

Tag Title match is next.

New Day retains their titles, pinning Barrett with a Kofi elbow drop.

Sheamus is sick and tired of this.  They are a group of the baddest athletes of the world.  They should be destroying everyone, but there is something wrong.

Everybody knows you’re only as strong your weakest link.

Rusev and Del Rio hold Barrett, and Sheamus gives him a Brogue Kick.

The lights go out, and The Wyatts are in the ring, attacking League of Nations.

Sister Abigail for Sheamus.

The crowd thanks Wyatt, follow the buzzards.

Renee Young catches up with Vince, asking since he is leaving, does that mean he has confidence in Shane running the show.  Vince is leaving because he doesn’t want to be here when the ship falls down.  This is only temporarily.

Summer Rae is in the ring, telling us that if she had been charge of Bad and Beautiful, things would have been different, but at least she wasn’t Sasha Banks.  She wasted a Wrestlemania moment.

Here comes Sasha, I guess we have a match.

Summer forgot one thing.  She is still Sasha Banks, and she is still “The Boss”.

And she slaps Summer, so our match is now.

Banks Statement, that is all that needs to be said.

NXT’s Apollo Crews is next.

Apollo Crews is going to face Tyler Breeze.

Apollo wins with the Sit-Out Powerbomb.  A great debut for Apollo.

Footage from Today Show when Roman Reigns and Charlotte visited the set.

Tonight, Charlotte gets her official championship coronation.

But next, and this ought to be fun we will hear from Roman.

Here comes Roman, the new Champ.

Roman mocks the crowd, saying he’s not a bad guy.  He’s not a good guy, he’s THE guy.

Which is why at the biggest Wrestlemania of all-time, he beat HHH’s ass.

And he told Shane if anyone wants this, bring your ass out here now.

Break The Walls Down!!

It’s Jericho.

All of the fans here can shut your damn mouths, and listen to Jericho.

Reigns said he is THE guy?  The way he sees it, Roman is just a guy.  He looks like a jackass, like the fans here.

Jericho has seen them come and go, and he is the best in the world at what he does.

But Roman, you can’t compare to Jericho.  The “internet darling” AJ Styles can’t compare to Jericho.  So this is Jericho putting everything on the line, he is going to the head of the line, Roman will put his title on the line.  Do you understand what I am saying to you now.

Enter AJ Styles.

AJ wants a shot at the title, and so does Kevin Owens.

He wants a title shot, as does Sami Zayn.

Now all four men are fighting each other, while Reigns is loving this.

Reigns spears Jericho.

Earlier tonight, Vince put Shane in charge of Raw.

Wrestlemania Rematch tonight, The Usos Vs The Dudleys in a Tables Match.

Baron Corbin is standing outside with pride over his big Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal win last night.

For those of you who don’t know who he is, Baron doesn’t care.  This trophy is all you need to know.  He has broken bodies and shattered dreams, to get here.  And there will be end of days to those who stands in his way.

Corbin Vs Ziggler is now.

The match ends in a countout, when the two men were fighting outside.  Baron blames this on the ref, and hits End of Days on the mat floor.

Ziggler has a new movie coming out tomorrow, on DVD.  It’s called “Countdown”, so we will have him get beat up for it.

Next, video footage of Lesnar Vs Ambrose from last night.

Video stills from last night’s Lesnar Vs Ambrose match.

Woo…Woo…Woo….You Know It!!

The new IC Champion, Zack Ryder is set for action.  He will face The Miz.

The crowd chants Ryder deserves it, and he does.

Last night was the greatest night of his life.  All of Zack’s dreams came true, and he finally had it.  When he was a kid, he had a picture taken with Razor Ramon, holding Razor’s newly won IC Title at Wrestlemania 10.  Now last night, Razor held his title.

He also thanks his dad for taking him to MSG as a kid, and always having his back.

Here comes The Miz.

Miz calls Ryder a one-hit wonder, just a flash in the pan.  But Zack ruined his moment.  He had the leather and gold at the cusp of his reach, but Zack shoved him off the lader, and stole the title.

Sucks to be you, bro.

It does not suck to be The Miz.  Zack is lucky to even had been in that match.  If he wants to prove he belongs in the same category as Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels, The Miz, he will put the IC Title on the line tonight.

Zack has nothing to prove.

Miz tells Zack if it was him, he would put the title on the line to prove he isn’t all hype.

Let’s do this.

Title match is on.

Well, we have a new champion.  Zack’s dad shoves The Miz.  Maryse, who is The Miz’s wife slaps Zack’s dad.  Miz hits a Skull Crushing Finale, and pins Zack.

Maryse celebrates the win with her husband.

Renee Young is with KO.

Kevin lost his title with 6 other guys.  Does that sound fair to Renee?

Renee brings up his fight with Sami Zayn earlier.

Kevin says he didn’t lose the IC Title, because Sami was fighting him.  But he is onto bigger and better things.  Shane MacMahon is in charge, and he knows he is better.  So he will compete in the Fatal 4-Way match tonight, then go on to win, and beat Roman Reigns.  The Road to KOMania 2 begins, tonight.

Charlotte’s Women Title Celebration is next.

Lita is in the ring, with all of the Divas.  Praising this group of women, who last night put their body on the limit.

So let’s bring out the new Women’s Champion, Charlotte.

Before Charlotte says anything, this moment is about gratitude.  This is about all of the women in this ring.  All of the superstars in this ring.  This wouldn’t happen if it wasn’t for the fans.  They all believed in the women.

The fans are loving this moment.

Thank you to everyone at home, thank you to everyone in this ring, because this is the future.  But most importantly.

The crowd is chanting women’s wrestling.

But most importantly she wouldn’t be going down as our first Women’s champion, if it wasn’t for her father, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair.  His daughter is finally immortalized.  She thanks the fans because it fired her fuel to victory.

Some of these women have been here for 7 or 8 years, she hasn’t even been here for a year.  She was our last Divas Champion, and now our first Women’s Champion.

Sasha, Becky, we did it.  No actually, I did it, but we did it.

Now all of the women leave the ring.

Show some respect, that is why she is our Women’s Champion.

Natalya has heard enough.

Charlotte needs to know a thing or two about humility.  Nattie is the women that has given her the hardest earned matches, like the one they had at Roadblock.

Nattie has the heart of a champion.  So how about Charlotte puts her genetics on the line, against Nattie’s.

This title says it all, Charlotte’s genetics will always be better than Natalya.

Nattie had enough, and nailed a Sharpshooter, but daddy bailed her out.

Renee Young is with AJ Styles.

Tonight is about change.  Shane McMahon is running Raw.  We also have a champion who wants to face people.  He didn’t lose at Wrestlemania, just to fade in thin air.  Tonight, the era of change is here, and it’s phenomenal.

Coming up next, The Usos Vs The Dudleys in a Tables Match.

The Colon Cousins are being repackaged in a vignette.

Tag Team action is now.

The Dudleys win, by putting The Usos through a table, twice.  Someone screwed up here, but they won.

Another Renee Young sighting with Sami Zayn.

This is Sami’s biggest night of his career, because he has an opportunity to face the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.  Nothing is handed here, and Kevin Owens crushed his dreams, laying Zayn out and Powerbombing him through a table.

Moments ago, we see what we just saw, Owens laying out Zayn.

The Dudleys have not gone anywhere, and here come Enzo and Cass.

It’s a NXT Reunion here.

My name is Enzo Amore, and I am a certified G and you can’t teach that.  This guy here is Big Cass, he is 7 feet tall, and you can’t teach that.  Badda Boom, HOW YA DOING?

So we have a couple of haters?  Well, let me tell you something, hate is disguised by love.  And I’d be jealous of us too, because you too are ugly.

The crowd loves Amore and Big Cass.

It seems yous two don’t like what he is saying, says Big Cass.  So why don’t you come to the ring, and do something about it.

They run to the ring, but they walk away.

Dudley Boyz, there is only one word to describe you, and he will spell it out for you.  S.A.W.F.T.

The Rock returned last night at Wrestlemania.

The Wyatt Family crashed his party, and John Cena helped his buddy out.

Sami Zayn is out of the Fatal 4-Way match, so who is stepping up?  We find out, next.

This Thursday on Smackdown, IC Title match, The Miz Vs Zack Ryder.

And Dr. Phil is the special guest host next week, on Raw.

Fatal 4-Way match is up now.

The 4th man is the returning Cesaro.

AJ Styles picks up the win, pinning Jericho with a Phenomenal Forearm.  AJ celebrates, as we end Raw with AJ being the Number One Contender to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

On one hand, it was a fun show, on the other hand, I was a bit bored in some spots of the show.  There wasn’t much interaction with Shane being in charge of Raw.  Why didn’t any wrestlers go to Shane with issues?  Why did Cesaro return, only to not win the match?  So, in other words, nothing has changed in regards to Cesaro, who might I add received a superstar ovation after coming back.  So AJ Styles loses at Mania, but next night is the Number One Contender?

Okay.

But Dr. Phil is coming in next week, there HAS to be a segment of Vince being analyzed with his family issues, by Dr. Phil.

What were your thoughts on the show?  Send them to me here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/14/16…Down The Home Stretch

Roadblock is done, and now comes the march to Wrestlemania.  We are 20 days away, so things have to be picked up here.

Ohhhhh Pittsburgh, don’t you dare be sour, and clap for the 2-time WWE Tag Team Champions, and feel the power.

We finally kick Raw off with a match, Tag Team Title match with New Day Vs League of Nations.

The New Day train keeps on rolling, as Xavier said.  And we have a copy of Booty-O’s.  You get a free T-shirt on WWEShopzone.com, with Booty-O’s cereal.

They also stand here as our 2-time WWE World Tag Team Champions.  And that is exactly how it is going to stay.  But why?

BECAUSE NEW DAY ROCKS!!

League of Nations tonight are being represented by Rusev and Del Rio.

New Day retains their titles, with the rolling of the tights, Xavier pins Rusev.  But League of Nations take out New Day after the match, laying all 3 men.

We come back, seeing what we just saw.

Dean Ambrose comes to the ring.

Dean was this close of beating HHH, and his foot was this close of being underneath the ropes, but it is what it is.  He wrestled his heart this Saturday night, but he made a mistake and that is okay.  He lives by the sword, and dies by the sword.

Ask HHH how he is feeling, because it’s not going to be good.  Because win or lose, HHH found out what can happened when you take him lightly.  He found out what can happen when you disrespect him, and that leads to the Road to Wrestlemania.

Here Comes The Pain!!

Brock Lesnar is in Pittsburgh.

Ladies and gentlemen, inmates of the asylum.  Inmate who runs the asylum.  His name is Paul Heyman, and he serves tonight of order of protection.  Because he is the one who is saving Dean Ambrose from serving a beating, and the one who will eventually conqueror him, Brock Lesnar.

Dean dares Heyman to unleash the beast.

Heyman has a conflict of interest here, because there is a big event called Wrestlemania that is upon us, and whoever faces Brock Lesnar will be in the main event of Wrestlemania.  And people will want to see how much pain Dean Ambrose can withstand from Brock Lesnar, so please don’t provoke him.

Dean wants Brock to come out and fight him right now.

On Sunday night, April 3rd, 2016, Wrestlemania will be on WWE Network, the main event of the evening Dean Ambrose will face the only man to hold the NCAA Title, UFC World Heavyweight Title, Undisputed World Heavyweight Title, and WWE World Title.  Come on and order this event, and you can get the event for free.  Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

But Brock is heading to the ring, Dean shows us he has a crowbar though.

Brock circles the ring, thinks about it, charges the ring, Dean swings and misses, with Brock bailing.

Sin Cara Vs Ryback is now.

2 Shellshocks, that is all she wrote.  Ryback picks up the win.

Ryback tells Kalisto that is what happens when a good big guy defeats a good little guy, size matters.  So how about putting the United States Title up on the line, at Wrestlemania.

Stephanie McMahon is here, and will speak, next.

One of the principal owners of WWE, Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring.

She tells the fans to cheer, not boo.  But show the proper respect to the man this past Saturday, “handily” defeated Dean Ambrose at Roadblock.  The man who will defeat Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania, the man, HHH.

This past Saturday, live on WWE Network, the whole world watched Roadblock, hoped Dean Ambrose would be the one to stop Authority, that hoped he could find a way to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, then he failed.  He pinned him in the middle of the ring, because like HHH says, The Authority always wins.  But hope isn’t a game plan, but then again, hope is the reason why the fans like Dean Ambrose.  Hope is why they relate to Roman Reigns, but hope starts when you graduate high school, and hope you get that big job.  But then you get married, and has kids.  You hope you get that promotion.  You hope you get that raise.  But then you don’t get it, and you blame The Authority.  You hope you get that, but then your wife hates you.  Hope gets you failure, yet you do nothing.  So you go to work everyday, hoping you get the raise, but you didn’t get it.  The only shot you have is winning the lottery, but you don’t, so you go to your apartment, because your wife left you and took the house.  You hope you retire, and get a watch, but you don’t.

So hope is why we cheer for Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns, because we believe they are the one.  But HHH can guarantee, just like in our lives Roman Reigns will fail.  Because like HHH says time and time again, The Authority always wins.

Here comes Dolph Ziggler.

Ziggler was in the back, and he was tired of hearing HHH tell us where our place is, and Dolph’s place is right here, busting his ass every week for the fans.

Stephanie tells Ziggler his place is back there, he is good, but he’s not that good.

Ziggler asks Stephanie if she will threaten to fire him again?  Last week, she threatened to fire him over a tweet.  At some point, he will get to a point where he has nothing to lose.  No matter what they say, what happens, Ziggler will not quit.

He is tired of them saying the fans are failures.  Ziggler and Ambrose are screwed by the system, their system.  He sure as hell won’t quit.

HHH tells Steph the fans love Ziggler, it’s bad for business.  They love Ziggler, because he is a lovable loser, just like the fans.  But here is the thing Dolph, you don’t have to be a loser.  Steph said it, Ziggler is good, but maybe he needs the right backing, and maybe he gets the right advice, he gets everything he wants in life.

Ziggler wouldn’t side with HHH if they were the last two people on earth.  And he sure wouldn’t side with his egotistical idiotic wife.

Steph slaps Ziggler.  She will give him hope.  She will give him any match at Wrestlemania, except the match with HHH.  All he has to do is win one match.  She will break him.

Ziggler accepts it.

Then he will face “The Man”, the 14-time WWE World Champion, “The Game” HHH.

Now that, I can dig.

The Undertaker will confront both Shane and Mr. McMahon.

Kevin Owens is at commentary table, for the next match.

Sami Zayn Vs The Miz.

Sami wins the match with an Ole Kick.  KO tried to interfere, but even The Miz laid him out, because KO walked out on him at Smackdown in a tag match.

Earlier tonight, New Day retained their Tag Titles, but League of Nations had the final word.

Renee Young is with League of Nations.

Del Rio said tonight they sent the message, and it was loud and clear.  Nobody makes fun of League of Nations.  So they issue a challenge to New Day at Wrestlemania.  And trust Sheamus, it won’t be a comedy, it will be a tragedy.

Alicia Fox and Brie Bella in tag action, next.

Team Bella Vs Team Bad is now.

Lana distracted Brie long enough to get pinned by Naomi, with Team Bad winning the match.

Alicia Fox gets kicked by Naomi and Tamina too, after she confronted Lana.

For the first time in 3 years, HHH will compete on Raw, against Dolph Ziggler.

Social Outcasts are giving us a Burger King commercial.

At Wrestlemania, we will have a Triple Threat match for the Divas Championship.  Charlotte Vs Becky Lynch Vs Sasha Banks.

Renee Young is with Charlotte.

What does it mean about facing Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks at Wrestlemania?

Charlotte tells us before they went out there in NXT, Charlotte held Sasha’s hair back because she was getting scared.  And Becky Lynch just wanted to be liked.

Renee asked Charlotte if she even liked them?  Ric Flair tells Renee that Charlotte would tell Ric there are 2 women who will be great, but she has to be better.

And she is with the Divas Title.  She will get to speak to them this Thursday on Smackdown.

The Uso’s are in action, next.

The Uso’s will face Bo Dallas and Adam Rose.  The Dudley Boyz are at commentary.

Uso’s win with the body smash, Dudleys are watching on.

Ambrose is being greeted by Mick Foley.

He tells Ambrose this is a bad idea he got himself into.  But he has a gift for him, but before he asks him, he has to ask why.

Ambrose asks Mick a question when he was up in that Cell, right here….right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  Was he scared?

Yes, he was.  So why did he do it?  Because he is Mick Foley, and that is what he does.  Well, his name is Dean Ambrose, and this what he does.

So if he is going to do this, he has a gift for Dean, consider it a passing of the torch.  Bang bang.

He has a barbed wire bat.  Oh boy, that will be an incredible match.

Ziggler Vs HHH is now.

HHH picks up the win with a Pedigree, so Ziggler does not have a spot at Wrestlemania.

But here comes Roman Reigns.

The crowd is booing Reigns here.

Reigns is going after HHH, they go to the announce table, but nothing was broken.  They go to the technical area now.

HHH went after a referee, and he is now going after officials, with HHH being busted open.  Now Reigns takes a monitor, and bashes HHH’s back.  But The Uso’s, Swagger, and Mark Henry stop him as we go to a break.

Moments ago, we see what we just saw.  Roman Reigns returning, and kicking ass.

Jacqueline Moore is now the newest inductee of WWE Hall of Fame.

More Golden Truth segment.

Chris Jericho is out, and he still is upset about the fans choosing AJ Styles over him.  Chris thinks the Pittsburgh fans are just like AJ.  He is arrogant, just like us.  He is over his head, just like we are in life.  He did what he had to do to prove a point.  Chris is his daddy, and he did what he had to do to show he is the best in the world at what he does.  Does he understand what he just said?

Jericho Vs Neville is now.

Chris is DQ’d when he shoves Charles Robinson.  He now blames this on the fans, and here comes AJ Styles.

No reaction from the Pittsburgh crowd here, Styles just gives Jericho a forearm.

Our main event is The Undertaker confronting The McMahons, and that is next.

This Thursday on Smackdown, we will see a Face to Face to Face with Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch.  Also we will hear from Roman Reigns.

Mr. McMahon comes to the ring, demanding Lilian to announce him again, so he gets a bigger response.

Imagine, Shane McMahon coming to the ring, the night after Wrestlemania to proclaim there is a new era in WWE.  But that is a dream, because that would be a nightmare.  The reality is Vince McMahon will be here, gloating, because The Undertaker will shatter that dream.  And the best thing is he doesn’t have to lay a hand on him.  His instrument of destruction will, he is The Undertaker.

And here comes The Undertaker.

Pittsburgh loves The Undertaker.

Vince makes this clear, don’t ever put his hands on him again.

Taker takes off the jacket, and hat.

Vince tells Taker he doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty.  He doesn’t mind putting his hands on Shane, and ramming his head through the cage.  Some may call it dirty tactics, he calls it what’s best for business.

HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!  HERE COMES THE MONEY!!

Shane McMahon comes to the ring.

Shane will say it again he is truly not what is best for business, anymore.  But he will give the devil his due, he finds himself in a match at Wrestlemania against The Undertaker.  He has looked at so much video of Taker, but he is going to use his mind.  He will turn his body into a weapon, and Taker knows what he can do.  And lastly, he will use his heart.  He is fighting for his children, and fight for his legacy of WWE.

And it still won’t be enough.

What Taker has are his 2 soup bones.  More than Wrestlemania, his 2 soup bones are his legacy.

Yup, Taker is “The Phenom”, he has done what he has done for the last 25 years, and this why he is surprised he is allowing Vince to use him like a puppet, pulling the strings.

Nobody controls him.  Shane sees this as a different prospective, he has the misfortune of being Vince’s son, but Taker is Vince’s bitch.

Now the fight is on, but Vince shoves Shane into Taker and we get a Chokeslam.  Taker isn’t happy about that, and the show ends here.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

A very good show, top to bottom.  We are finally seeing how Wrestlemania is shaping up, and the three big matches were certainly pushed tonight, for probably the first time.

What did you think of the show?  Send me your thoughts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WWE Roadblock 3/12/16

Tonight, Wrestlemania has hit a Roadblock.  We are live in Toronto, Canada with a live event special, exclusively on WWE Network.

Tonight, HHH puts his WWE World Title on the line against Dean Ambrose.  We will also see Brock Lesnar face Bray Wyatt.

10 minutes away from the live event.

Michael Cole, JBL, and Byron Saxton welcome us to the show.

AHHHHHHHH Toronto, Canada, don’t be sour, and clap for your 2-time World Tag Team Champions, and FEEL THE POWER!!!!

It’s a New Day, yes it is.

The New Day kick the show off to face The League of Nations.

Toronto, what do you see when you see The New Day?  You see power of positivity.  You see hips that don’t lie.  You see Xavier’s girl, Francesca 2.  And most importantly, you see the WWE World Tag Team Champions.  And this is all due to the face New Day eats all of their Booty-O’s cereal.

Oh my, we get a Booty-O cereal box.

Booty-O chant is going on here.

New Day Rocks!!

Tag Team Titles are on the line, now.

The New Day retains their titles when Xavier and Kofi take care of Sheamus, and Big E. hits a Big Ending, pinning Barrett.

The guy from NXT has Paul Heyman.

Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Paul Heyman, and he is here to christen of Toronto, Ontario, Canada as Suplex City.

His client Brock Lesnar warned Bray Wyatt of when he would take that revenge on Bray Wyatt, and that will take place tonight, in Toronto, Canada.  Bray Wyatt, you might as well join the Miami Heat to beat the Toronto Raptors, because tonight, you’re going down, victimized to the Beast, “The Conqueror”, Brock Lesnar.

We now see what happened last Monday night, when Chris Jericho took out AJ Styles, after losing their Tag Team Title match to New Day, ending Y2AJ.

And we heard from him last Thursday night on Smackdown.

Here comes Y2J.

Toronto, you can shut your filthy mouths right now.  You had your chance to chant for me for months and months, and instead you chanted for AJ Styles.

You want to chant for AJ Styles?  You can go to hell.  Typical Canadians.  Always a step behind the rest of the world.

AJ Styles, eh.  AJ Styles.

You know the sad thing is Jericho is the greatest ICON in Canadian history.

The crowd chants they want Bret.

They want Bret, he will never come back.  He is the greatest ICON in Canadian history, and the sad thing is Chris is ashamed of being Canadian.  So much so that he moved out of this country many years ago, and it was the best thing he did.  You know why he moved?  Because Canada stinks, literally, and Toronto is the anus.

So you cheer for whoever you want, to cheer for the flavor of the month.  You cheered for AJ when he beat Chris.  They cheered for Jack Swagger when he beat him for the World Heavyweight Championship.  We The People is such a stupid catchphrase, people from Canada probably invented that term.  But Chris isn’t the flavor of the month, he isn’t the next big thing, he is the best in the world at what he does.  Do you understand that?

And here comes Swagger.  Jericho Vs Swagger, now.

Jericho won with the Walls of Jericho, making Swagger tap out.

We are 22 days away from The Rock at Wrestlemania.

We see footage of how The Revival won the NXT Tag Team Titles.  Next, they are facing Enzo and Cass.

Revival retain their tag team titles, with the Fatal Blow.  Fans wanted Enzo and Cass to win.

Earlier tonight, Greg Hamilton interviewed Natalya.  Nattie faces Charlotte in a non-title match.

Nattie receives her Divas Title match after all.  Charlotte tells Nattie she will never win the Divas Title again.

Charlotte wins the match with some leverage from the ropes, and a little help from her father, Ric Flair.

A great match here.

“Out of the Blood” By Royal Black is the official theme song for RoadBlock.

Bray Wyatt Vs Brock Lesnar is now.

It’s no secret, Brock Lesnar is every bit of a monster as we all think he is.  Brock is a conqueror.  The rap sheet is as long as it says it is.  He has conquered John Cena.  He has conquered The Rock.  He has conquered The Undertaker, but he has never conquered Bray Wyatt.

And tonight, he made a deal with the devil.  He has agreed to make this a 2-on-1 Handicap match with Luke Harper, and bray Wyatt slaying the dragon.  And when he pins him, he will put his foot on top of the monster, ready to conquer anyone.

Follow The Buzzards.

Here Comes The Pain.

Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Paul Heyman, and it is his honor to present the fighting, Luke Harper bashing, conqueror blazing, Mayor of Suplex City, BROOOOOOOCK LESNAR!!!

It’s basically Lesnar Vs Harper, Bray does not get in the ring, and Brock demolished Luke.

Sami Zayn Vs Stardust is now.

Zayn picks up the win with an Ole kick.  For some reason though, Toronto wasn’t behind Sami as you’d think.  They gave us JBL chants.

Oh well, moving on.

Our main event, HHH Vs Dean Ambrose, for the first time ever, for the WWE World Heavyweight Title is now.

HHH pins Ambrose with a Pedigree.

They gave us the screwy finish where Ambrose pins HHH for the 3 count, but Dean’s foot was barely touching the rope, so they waved that off.

What is the difference then when these pins happen all of the time?

Ambrose goes through a table, then Dean answers the 10 count, only to be met with a Pedigree.

The show ends here.

Kevin’s Thoughts:

The name of this show is a joke, there was no roadblock, BECAUSE EVERYTHING STAYS THE SAME!!  Such horse shit.  If you truly wanted to get things opened up, you give us a double pin, and we get the main event into a Fatal 4-Way.  Or how about Roman Reigns showing up?  Nothing happened….NOTHING.

If you missed this show, you missed NOTHING.

But hey, Wrestlemania is 3 weeks away, so we have that going.  What were your thoughts on the show?  Send them to me.